CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
She looks quite nice (but a bit UP HERSELF) but I can't really justify including some girl I've only seen in a few seconds of a youtube video on my prestigious list!
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She looks quite nice (but a bit UP HERSELF) but I can't really justify including some girl I've only seen in a few seconds of a youtube video on my prestigious list!
SAUSAGEMAN
Registered User
Of course you can't! But if she's on Glee, maybe you'll watch?!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I've watched about three minutes of Glee in my life (it was Gwyneth Paltrow singing a Garry Glitter song.)
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#22
1) Summer Glau - I have been in a Summer Glau mood for the last few days perhaps because it's SUMMER TIME (or because she's really nice.)
2) Alison Brie - There was no runaway winner this week and I was thinking it might be Alison Brie earlier, but Summer just pipped her. I'D LIKE TO PIP HER.
3) Olivia Wilde - She is very attractive and cares about African children and stuff.
4) Karen Gillan - She is racist against Gangers.
5) Mila Kunis - Dropping off the top spot but she did well and is still hot!
6) Emilia Clarke - She gets turned on by the thought of armies raping thousands of women in her name. That's hot.
7) Natalie Portman - She is my all-time favourite female celebrity. WILL SHE HAVAE HER BABY SOON?
8) Eva Green - Every week.
9) Kym Valentine - She is chesty.
10) Keira Knightley - Yes the Keira comeback has made a comeback. I find her face very attractive.
11) Emma Watson - Good midriff.
12) Deborah Ann Woll - Pale vampire.
13) Esmé Bianco - She is good naked in Game Of Thrones.
14) Lena Headey - She is sexy when she's evil and has crazy hair.
15) Lady GaGa - Her body gives me the horn.
16) Amanda Righetti - She is pretty but her shoulders are a bit wide?
17) Michelle Trachtenberg - Her eyes are nice.
18) Helen Louise Milligan - She is nice playing tennis.
19) Melody Hossaini - She'll probably be fired soon.
20) Olivia Munn - Big breasts.
1) Summer Glau - I have been in a Summer Glau mood for the last few days perhaps because it's SUMMER TIME (or because she's really nice.)
2) Alison Brie - There was no runaway winner this week and I was thinking it might be Alison Brie earlier, but Summer just pipped her. I'D LIKE TO PIP HER.
3) Olivia Wilde - She is very attractive and cares about African children and stuff.
4) Karen Gillan - She is racist against Gangers.
5) Mila Kunis - Dropping off the top spot but she did well and is still hot!
6) Emilia Clarke - She gets turned on by the thought of armies raping thousands of women in her name. That's hot.
7) Natalie Portman - She is my all-time favourite female celebrity. WILL SHE HAVAE HER BABY SOON?
8) Eva Green - Every week.
9) Kym Valentine - She is chesty.
10) Keira Knightley - Yes the Keira comeback has made a comeback. I find her face very attractive.
11) Emma Watson - Good midriff.
12) Deborah Ann Woll - Pale vampire.
13) Esmé Bianco - She is good naked in Game Of Thrones.
14) Lena Headey - She is sexy when she's evil and has crazy hair.
15) Lady GaGa - Her body gives me the horn.
16) Amanda Righetti - She is pretty but her shoulders are a bit wide?
17) Michelle Trachtenberg - Her eyes are nice.
18) Helen Louise Milligan - She is nice playing tennis.
19) Melody Hossaini - She'll probably be fired soon.
20) Olivia Munn - Big breasts.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#23
1) Olivia Wilde - New permanent number one. FOR REAL THIS TIME.
2) Mila Kunis - New permanent number two.
3) Summer Glau - IN THE SUMMER GLAU TIME.
4) Eva Green - Pale cleavage.
5) Deborah Ann Woll - I hope she's in True Blood more this season and when she's not on screen everyone's saying "where's Jessica? I wonder what Jessica's up to!"
6) Alison Brie - More like Alison Unpronounceablejewishname!
7) Ellen Page - She's so cute that it's hard to remember how cute she is until you look at her, because your brain finds it hard to store that much cuteness.
8) Natalie Portman - Happy birthday! I give you permission to have your baby now.
9) Emma Watson - Good legs.
10) Emilia Clarke - This week she's anti-rape.
11) Karen Gillan - She didn't look as hot this week?
12) Shakira - OKAY so I just happened to see pictures of her in a newspaper pole-dancing in her new "music video" and she's hot, don't judge me (maybe I'll watch the video by next week and she'll be higher.)
13) Keira Knightley - YES I still still like Keira again again.
14) Michelle Trachtenberg - SEE I STILL LIKE HER.
15) Roxanne McKee - She is hot in Game Of Thrones.
16) Helen Louise Milligan - UNDEFEATED.
17) Catrin Stewart - She was hot in Doctor Who but I'll need to see more of her.
18) Anne Hathaway - Pale nose.
19) Jordy Lucas - Yes above Libby, sorry.
20) Kym Valentine - She has turned heel.
1) Olivia Wilde - New permanent number one. FOR REAL THIS TIME.
2) Mila Kunis - New permanent number two.
3) Summer Glau - IN THE SUMMER GLAU TIME.
4) Eva Green - Pale cleavage.
5) Deborah Ann Woll - I hope she's in True Blood more this season and when she's not on screen everyone's saying "where's Jessica? I wonder what Jessica's up to!"
6) Alison Brie - More like Alison Unpronounceablejewishname!
7) Ellen Page - She's so cute that it's hard to remember how cute she is until you look at her, because your brain finds it hard to store that much cuteness.
8) Natalie Portman - Happy birthday! I give you permission to have your baby now.
9) Emma Watson - Good legs.
10) Emilia Clarke - This week she's anti-rape.
11) Karen Gillan - She didn't look as hot this week?
12) Shakira - OKAY so I just happened to see pictures of her in a newspaper pole-dancing in her new "music video" and she's hot, don't judge me (maybe I'll watch the video by next week and she'll be higher.)
13) Keira Knightley - YES I still still like Keira again again.
14) Michelle Trachtenberg - SEE I STILL LIKE HER.
15) Roxanne McKee - She is hot in Game Of Thrones.
16) Helen Louise Milligan - UNDEFEATED.
17) Catrin Stewart - She was hot in Doctor Who but I'll need to see more of her.
18) Anne Hathaway - Pale nose.
19) Jordy Lucas - Yes above Libby, sorry.
20) Kym Valentine - She has turned heel.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#24
1) Olivia Wilde - TOLD YOU.
2) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - See, I still really like her but there's hardly ever any pics but there were some this week and she looked really nice so there.
3) Eva Green - I hope Camelot gets cancelled so she can be in Game Of Thrones next season.
4) Natalie Portman - Happy baby!
5) Michelle Trachtenberg - HMMM...
6) Keira Knightley - She's lovely. Can't believe I stopped liking her for so long.
7) Emilia Clarke - Moon of my life.
8) Rachel Riley - Breasts.
9) Shakira - She is sexually attractive!
10) Sibel Kekilli - Yet another good nude Game Of Thrones actress to add to the list.
11) Evangeline Lilly - I saw her in a hair product advert and she looked hot. That's my reason.
12) Kym Valentine - Nice face.
13) Avril Lavigne - Pale girl.
14) Elyse Levesque - SGU is finished forever so this could be her last ranking.
15) Alison Brie - She is so cute.
16) Gillian Jacobs - Pale bum.
17) Helen Lousie Milligan - Business woman.
18) Melody Hossaini - She's cute even if she doesn't do much.
19) Maryse Oullet - Yes she's wrestling related but also french.
20) Yvonne Strahovski - She has breasts.
1) Olivia Wilde - TOLD YOU.
2) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - See, I still really like her but there's hardly ever any pics but there were some this week and she looked really nice so there.
3) Eva Green - I hope Camelot gets cancelled so she can be in Game Of Thrones next season.
4) Natalie Portman - Happy baby!
5) Michelle Trachtenberg - HMMM...
6) Keira Knightley - She's lovely. Can't believe I stopped liking her for so long.
7) Emilia Clarke - Moon of my life.
8) Rachel Riley - Breasts.
9) Shakira - She is sexually attractive!
10) Sibel Kekilli - Yet another good nude Game Of Thrones actress to add to the list.
11) Evangeline Lilly - I saw her in a hair product advert and she looked hot. That's my reason.
12) Kym Valentine - Nice face.
13) Avril Lavigne - Pale girl.
14) Elyse Levesque - SGU is finished forever so this could be her last ranking.
15) Alison Brie - She is so cute.
16) Gillian Jacobs - Pale bum.
17) Helen Lousie Milligan - Business woman.
18) Melody Hossaini - She's cute even if she doesn't do much.
19) Maryse Oullet - Yes she's wrestling related but also french.
20) Yvonne Strahovski - She has breasts.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#25
1) Michelle Trachtenberg - I have seen the light.
2) Olivia Wilde - She is very attractive but it became clear she wasn't going to make it to number one again this week.
3) Gemma Arterton - She seems like somebody who would be ranked highly more often if I actually saw her.
4) Emilia Clarke - Dramatic good nudity.
5) Evangeline Lilly - She will be a hot elf.
6) Eva Green - All the way from France!
7) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She is pretty.
8) Natalie Portman - Still waiting for the first pics of Natalie as a mother!
9) Rachel Riley - Beautiful and intelligent.
10) Laura Vandervoort - OKAY I watched Smallville this week because there was nothing else on and she guest starred and looked hot don't judge me.
11) Summer Glau - She is nice to nerds.
12) Avril Lavigne - Oh Avril.
13) Yvonne Strahovski - She is nice.
14) Maryse Oullet - She is attractive.
15) Valentina Novakovic - Really large breasts.
16) Helen Louise Milligan - Nice teeth flying a place!
17) Gemma Pranita - She's hot sometimes sorry.
18) Laila Rouass- Hot BBC drama type person.
19) Sibel Kekilli - THE FUNNY WHORE.
20) Katee Sackhoff - WHY NOT.
1) Michelle Trachtenberg - I have seen the light.
2) Olivia Wilde - She is very attractive but it became clear she wasn't going to make it to number one again this week.
3) Gemma Arterton - She seems like somebody who would be ranked highly more often if I actually saw her.
4) Emilia Clarke - Dramatic good nudity.
5) Evangeline Lilly - She will be a hot elf.
6) Eva Green - All the way from France!
7) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She is pretty.
8) Natalie Portman - Still waiting for the first pics of Natalie as a mother!
9) Rachel Riley - Beautiful and intelligent.
10) Laura Vandervoort - OKAY I watched Smallville this week because there was nothing else on and she guest starred and looked hot don't judge me.
11) Summer Glau - She is nice to nerds.
12) Avril Lavigne - Oh Avril.
13) Yvonne Strahovski - She is nice.
14) Maryse Oullet - She is attractive.
15) Valentina Novakovic - Really large breasts.
16) Helen Louise Milligan - Nice teeth flying a place!
17) Gemma Pranita - She's hot sometimes sorry.
18) Laila Rouass- Hot BBC drama type person.
19) Sibel Kekilli - THE FUNNY WHORE.
20) Katee Sackhoff - WHY NOT.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
Shame about her lack of hands.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Any woman would be lucky to have Doctor K.
headvoid
Can I have Ops?
I have spent some time analysing this list. I can now exclusively reveal
His Blonde and Brunette mix is almost exactly half.
Hot Jewishness accounts for 20% of his list. I plan to track this from now on.
Pale breast factor is massively subjective, so I am publishing my data and am ready to have it checked.
"Naughty Neighbours" as a sub category is accounting for 10% of the list. I don't plan to track this...
here goes:
His Blonde and Brunette mix is almost exactly half.
Hot Jewishness accounts for 20% of his list. I plan to track this from now on.
Pale breast factor is massively subjective, so I am publishing my data and am ready to have it checked.
"Naughty Neighbours" as a sub category is accounting for 10% of the list. I don't plan to track this...
here goes:
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
That is impressive. It makes me feel powerful. Only two "exotics" makes me look a bit racist though. 
(Eva Green definitely should have a higher pale breast factor score. Emilia Clarke is a brunette in a blond wig.)
(Eva Green definitely should have a higher pale breast factor score. Emilia Clarke is a brunette in a blond wig.)
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
How the hell is Michelle Trachtenberg a redhead?
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
Also Avril isn't American! GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT, DAMNIT.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Evangeline Lilly is also Canadian, yes.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#26
1) Deborah Ann Woll - NEW PERMANENT NUMBER ONE.
2) Olivia Wilde - She is definitely one of my favourites.
3) Alison Brie - She is lovely!
4) Emilia Clarke - I'm really still quite into Emilia Clarke and her good nude acting.
5) Rose Byrne - I like her a lot when I see her so she's probably a bit underrated since I don't see her that much (did that make sense.)
6) Natalie Portman - I need some new Natalie material to get her back to the top, but let's face it, she's my all time favourite human being.
7) Morena Baccarin - I was looking through old pics she'd tweeted and she's really nice. Is that creepy?
8) Summer Glau - She has that face.
9) Mila Kunis - Sweet lips.
10) Gwyneth Paltrow - I have decided to be controversially pro-Paltrow (mainly because I think she's very attractive.) I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S PRETENTIOUS ABOUT FOOD.
11) Michelle Trachtenberg - Yeah, it's gone again, but it's still there half as much as last week which is still quite a lot.
12) Gemma Pranita - She has a really nice ass actually. Her character isn't quite as annoying now either.
13) Yvonne Strahovski - She is blond.
14) Anne Hathaway - Pale breasts.
15) Sarah Shahi - I think I would be rating this actress high if she was in a tv show I watched, but she's not, but I'm still acknowledging her contribution to being hot.
16) Lara Pulver - I think she's hot in True Blood (she's the English fairy) but she's probably never gonig to be in it again so this is pointless.
17) Helen Louise Milligan - She is a special star.
18) Melody Hossaini - She is evil but still hot.
19) Jennifer Carpenter - FUCK.
20) Ashleigh Brewer - Nice face.
1) Deborah Ann Woll - NEW PERMANENT NUMBER ONE.
2) Olivia Wilde - She is definitely one of my favourites.
3) Alison Brie - She is lovely!
4) Emilia Clarke - I'm really still quite into Emilia Clarke and her good nude acting.
5) Rose Byrne - I like her a lot when I see her so she's probably a bit underrated since I don't see her that much (did that make sense.)
6) Natalie Portman - I need some new Natalie material to get her back to the top, but let's face it, she's my all time favourite human being.
7) Morena Baccarin - I was looking through old pics she'd tweeted and she's really nice. Is that creepy?
8) Summer Glau - She has that face.
9) Mila Kunis - Sweet lips.
10) Gwyneth Paltrow - I have decided to be controversially pro-Paltrow (mainly because I think she's very attractive.) I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S PRETENTIOUS ABOUT FOOD.
11) Michelle Trachtenberg - Yeah, it's gone again, but it's still there half as much as last week which is still quite a lot.
12) Gemma Pranita - She has a really nice ass actually. Her character isn't quite as annoying now either.
13) Yvonne Strahovski - She is blond.
14) Anne Hathaway - Pale breasts.
15) Sarah Shahi - I think I would be rating this actress high if she was in a tv show I watched, but she's not, but I'm still acknowledging her contribution to being hot.
16) Lara Pulver - I think she's hot in True Blood (she's the English fairy) but she's probably never gonig to be in it again so this is pointless.
17) Helen Louise Milligan - She is a special star.
18) Melody Hossaini - She is evil but still hot.
19) Jennifer Carpenter - FUCK.
20) Ashleigh Brewer - Nice face.