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Top Tens For 2011

#27

1) Deborah Ann Woll - That's right, new permanent number one. She's lovely.

2) Kate Winslet - Back near the top where she belongs. Frankly she'd quite underrated in the grand scheme of things.
3) Olivia Wilde - Her cheekbones can cut through time.
4) Gemma Arterton - The hottest English actress? Well...second hottest?
5) Natalie Portman - Nice new old outtakes. Needs new new pics to get back to number one.
6) Gwyneth Paltrow - Her body is really nice. Because she's so HEALTHY.
7) Alison Brie - She has been elevated to "makes the list every week even if there's been no new material" status.
8) Mila Kunis - Friends With No Strings Attached Benefits. (She's really good looking.)
9) Moon Bloodgood - Cool name!
10) Janina Gavankar - She was hot in True Blood this week with her nipples.
11) Emilia Clarke - She is good.
12) Keira Knightley - She's always hot whenever I see her now (for a while she wasn't.)
13) Olivia Munn - I'm still not sure what she does but she's hot while doing it.
14) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - PRETTY.
15) Evan Rachel Wood - She blew up.
16) Magda Apanowicz - Cute.
17) Jennifer Carpenter - WHY NOT.
18) Michelle Trachtenberg - She fluxuates more than anyone else (FROM MY POINT OF VIEW.)
19) Gemma Pranita - She's quite nice, really.
20) Helen Lousie Milligan - Maybe she won't win!
 
#28

1) Deborah Ann Woll - She seems to have the top spot sewn up. FOR NOW.

2) Olivia Wilde - Her eyes are really nice eyes.
3) Kate Winslet - She is curvy.
4) Evangeline Lilly - I was looking through my female celebrity images and I realised that she's one of the best looking female celebrities. No other reason, really!
5) Eva Green - She's always naked.
6) Alison Brie - Do I have to explain.
7) Gwyneth Paltrow - YES.
8) Mila Kunis - She favours sex with ducks.
9) Sarah Shahi - Yet another one I have to watch out for now.
10) Laura Mennell - She had nice cheekbones in that Alphas thing.
11) Moon Bloodgood - I almost typed "Blood Goodmoon".
12) Sarah Carter - She is nicer than the other blond on Falling Skies and I remember her from that great drama series SMALLVILLE.
13) Gemma Pranita - Her body is nice.
14) Helen Louise Milligan - Will she be hired?
15) Jennifer Carpenter - WHY NOT.
16) Coutney Ford - She definitely has breasts.
17) Natalie Portman - Yes 17th. Not that she won't be number one again as soon as there are new pics, it's just I've been waiting a long time.
18) Taylor Momsen - She is filthy.
19) Emma Stone - Cute.
20) Ashleigh Brewer - Face.
 
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#29

1) Alison Brie - She's pretty much the perfect woman. New Permanent Number One.

2) Gillian Jacobs - Her body is really nice and pale (also nice: her face.)
3) Olivia Wilde - She might have the best eyes.
4) Deborah Ann Woll - "Pale breasts."
5) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's got that face.
6) Gwyneth Paltrow - Why did it take me so long to come to worship her? One of the many mysteries of life.
7) Gemma Arterton - I have decided (again) that she's the hottest English actress (again.)
8) Helen Louise Milligan - She's a WINNER to me!
9) Moon Bloodgood - There's something very attractive about her.
10) Mila Kunis - I don't care if she doesn't put out for that marine.
11) Janina Gavankar - She is hot on True Blood.
12) Laura Mennell - Cheekbones.
13) Gemma Pranita - She's the hottest now Libby is gone.
14) Jennifer Carpenter - She's really thin but in a hot way.
15) Alice Roberts - I like her nice voice sorry.
16) Ashleigh Brewer - Nice face.
17) Eve Myles - Big welsh breasts.
18) Sarah Carter
19) Natalie Portman - WHY NOT.
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - I just don't know.
 
How do you feel about Adele, Wacky?

(Because I think she rules. "Flabbergasted about the VMA nominations!! Thank you thank you MTV! I’m thinking about releasing a range of chairs to celebrate!")
 
#30

1) Alison Brie - She is, on balance, the best girl.

2) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I think she is very nice and I could have developed a proper obsession with her if I'd discovered her before my brain rotted away.
3) Evangeline Lilly - She has perhaps gotten EVEN HOTTER since having a baby. TAKE NOTE, MISS PORTMAN.
4) Deborah Ann Woll - Big pale breasts.
5) Morena Baccarin - I like her freakishly long neck (and the rest of her.)
6) Summer Glau - She is one of the best girls.
7) Anna Popplewell - Remember her? I just looked her up and she's still hot.
8) Gemma Arterton - Nice and English.
9) Moon Bloodgood - She's nearly the only reason I watch Falling Skies now.
10) Olivia Wilde - She was on the verg of becoming the next Natalie-level break out star of the list, but never quite made it to number one...and now she's starting to wear too much make-up or I don't like her hair or some other silly reason that's knocking her further down the list.
11) Felicia Day - Lovely.
12) Olivia Munn - Whenever I look at images of her I am impressed.
13) Gillian Jacobs - She is similar to Michelle Trachtenberg (TO MY BRAIN) in how much her hotness varies in different appearances. And in paleness.
14) Natalie Portman - Walking on a beach with her baby. A long way away.
15) Emilia Clarke
16) Laura Mennell
17) Michelle Trachtenberg - Scientists could study my reactions to various Trachtenberg related stimuli to learn everything there is to know about Asperger's Syndrome.
18) Janina Gavankar - She's hot in True Blood (she wasn't in it this week.)
19) Eve Myles - She looks good sometimes.
20) Mila Kunis - She's way too skinny.
 
#31

1) Natalie Portman - I watched a previously unseen movie with Natalie in a prominent role this week. Really, no one else had a chance.

2) Evangeline Lilly - She's really nice!
3) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She appeals strongly to my Wacky Sensibilities.
4) Deborah Ann Woll - Lovely and a good actress.
5) Alison Brie - Her NPNO reign ends after two weeks.
6) Olivia Wilde - She is very nice!
7) Olivia Munn - She is pretty fucking sexy. You can tell how she got her reputation of being pretty fucking sexy.
8) Summer Glau - IN THE SUMMERTIME...
9) Moon Bloodgood - I find her attractive.
10) Magda Apanowicz - UNDERRATED.
11) Gillian Jacobs - Sometimes she's more attractive than others, but the good times are really good.
12) Anne Hathaway - She is interesting!
13) Gemma Pranita - She wears lycra a lot.
14) Janina Gavankar - I appreciate her willingness to get naked on True Blood.
15) Lauren Laverne - She's cute.
16) Jennifer Carpenter
17) Felicia Day - ANY DAY.
18) Hayley Atwell - Another hot English actress to add to the pile.
19) Michelle Trachtenberg - I don't actually have any reason to include her this week, but I feel in the air that she might be about to do something soon and I would regret not giving her even a token ranking.
20) Laura Mennell
 
#32

1) Natalie Portman - She is the best looking girl who is a girl. An angel's laugh could not sound sweeter than hers.

2) Ellen Page - She is cute, sexy, talented and small.
3) Anne Hathaway - Catwoman? More like HOTWOMAN!
4) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Just needs to be higher profile!
5) Olivia Wilde - Sexier than a big bag of hats.
6) Deborah Ann Woll - DON'T DIE JESSICA.
7) Summer Glau - You can't forget Summer Glau.
8) Magda Apanowicz - More like Magda APALEnowicz!
9) Avril Lavigne - More like Avril PALEvigne!
10) Kat Dennings - Breast Breastings (I respect women really.)
11) Morena Baccarin - She's hot.
12) Laura Mennell - I like the way she walks.
13) Cassidy Freeman - Odd that I never put her on before.
14) Michelle Trachtenberg - Could make a comeback sometime soon...or not!
15) Sarah Carter - I need to stop calling her "Rape Girl".
16) Janina Gavankar
17) Amy Adams - Underrated hot actress.
18) Moon Bloodgood - The insipidness of Falling Skies is making her less hot.
19) Jordy Lucas - Okay I still watch it sometimes and she's hot sorry.
20) Eve Myles - Big pale welsh breasts (big welsh gap between her teeth.)
 
#33

1) Natalie Portman - She has the best smile.

2) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I was looking at images of her I hadn't seen before this week and thought "wow, she's going to be number two on the next top ten."
3) Anne Hathaway - She is adorable.
4) Michelle Trachtenberg - Yes, she's made a comeback! Just not, you know, a number one comeback (yet?)
5) Olivia Wilde - And her side boob.
6) Gemma Arterton - She's the hottest English actress.
7) Amy Adams - She is lovely.
8) Ashleigh Brewer - LAST MINUTE HIGH RANKING.
9) Ellen Page - Cuddle her good.
10) Deborah Ann Woll - Dropping ever so slightly but could easily be back on top any time.
11) Magda Apanowicz - She should be on tv.
12) Summer Glau - She has legs.
13) Anna Paquin - Good nudity this week!
14) Laura Mennell - Breasts.
15) Rachel Riley - I wish she was gonig on Celebrity Big Brother (MAYBE SHE IS!?)
16) Moon Bloodgood
17) Gwyneth Paltrow
18) Janina Gavankar
19) Alison Brie
20) Jennifer Carpenter - Motherfucking fucking fuck.
 
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