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Top Tens For 2011

#13

1) Natalie Portman - I watched Black Swan this week. No one else was in the running.

2) Kat Dennings - She's all like "huge pale breasts over here, but I've got a personality too!" and I'm like "SO I SEE."
3) Gillian Jacobs - Britta for the wi-in!?
4) Olivia Wilde - I LIKE HER AGAIN.
5) Keira Knightley - Not a typo. Her face is really nice. In motion. She's way too skinny and I'll go off her again because of it soon.
6) Eva Green - Her back is really nice.
7) Karen Gillan - OCH, DOCTOR.
8) Summer Glau - She looks really nice in a bikini and I am going to continue rating her highly until I forget that fact.
9) Imogen Poots - Pootsy poo.
10) Ellen Page - I'd tickle the shit out of her.
11) Alison Brie - Pale Brie-easts.
12) Scarlett Johansson - Lock S-Foils in attack position.
13) Talulah Riley - Jabba, you're a wonderful human being.
14) Olivia Munn - No, my father didn't fight in the Clone Wars. He was a navigator on a spice freighter.
15) Amber Tamblyn - That's what your uncle told you. He didn't hold with your father's ideals; he felt he should've stayed here and not gotten involved.
16) Ashleigh Brewer - I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit.
17) Rachel Riley - I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
18) Layla El - Sorry about the mess.
19) Michelle Trachtenberg - Blast it, Biggs, where are you?
20) Liz Bonnin - You're all clear, kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!
 
#14

1) Olivia Wilde - I find her sexually attractive.

2) Natalie Portman - There were some new interviews and she's really huge now but her face is still the same.
3) Keira Knightley - Old feelings have resurfaced.
4) Kat Dennings - Definitely one of my new elite top level favourites.
5) Mila Kunis - I somehow left her off last week despite having watched Black Swan the day before.
6) Ellen Page - She's so ridiculously cute. I'm gradually liking her more and more.
7) Karen Gillan - I am a fan.
8) Alison Brie - More like "Alison REALLY NICE IN EVERY WAY" but that isn't a real name.
9) Summer Glau - I really like Summer Glau and I was way harsh on her a few months ago so I have to make up for it.
10) Eva Green - Almos a low rating given her big her breasts are but it's what my brain told me to do.
11) Taylor Momsen - Talented enterprising young lady.
12) Talulah Riley - Very pale.
13) Gillian Jacobs - I miss Community.
14) Tamsin Egerton - Yet another lovely young English actress to add to my collection.
15) María Valverde - She looks a bit like a younger Natalie. Which is good.
16) Morena Baccarin - Looks nice attending a sporting event.
17) Michelle Ryan - Big breasts.
18) Lauren Laverne - Good legs.
19) Imogen Poots - Big eyes.
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - Yeah this situation doesn't seem to be changing. Nice pale ankles.
 
#15

1) Alison Brie - I have decided that I love Alison Brie and want to marry her.

2) Olivia Wilde - She is hot stuff.
3) Natalie Portman - She is Natalie Stuff.
4) Eva Green - I will continue to watch Camelot no matter how bad it gets as long as Eva Green is in it. That says a lot about her!
5) Summer Glau - When Summer Glau looks good, she looks very good indeed.
6) Keira Knightley - I still think she's hot sorry.
7) Morena Baccarin - Firefly had two really hot regular cast memebers, looking back.
8) Rachel Riley - Okay I just happen to be in a position to see Countdown right now and she's wearing a white dress and she's really nice. She deserves more recognition!
9) Anne Hathaway - She is so nerdy looking IN A HOT WAY.
10) Kari Byron - I saw new Mythbusters for the first time in ages and she's as hot as ever.
11) Ellen Page - She is small and sweet.
12) Amanda Seyfried - She has many attractive qualities.
13) Avril Lavigne - I am rabidly pro Avril.
14) Mila Kunis - She is a nice girl (do I have to type reasons for everyone?)
15) Imogen Poots - She will be a big star soon.
16) Ashleigh Brewer - She has looked good lately.
17) Lauren Laverne - I wish she had some better material.
18) María Valverde - Before I forget again.
19) Michelle Trachtenberg - She just isn't appealing to my brain like she was when I was obsessed with her and I'll give a more detailed explanation on her standing in nine days in the Wacky Hot One Hundred BUT REALLY I don't have to justify myself to no one.
20) Gillian Jacobs - Quite frankly she looks disappointing in still images at EVENTS but she's always hot in motion.
 
CAPTAINWACKY, Morena Baccarin was in last week's episode of THE MENTALIST. She was lovely as ever. It's a silly show, but she was good in it.
 
#16

1) Natalie Portman - I don't think any face can look nicer than Nataile's face when it looks its nicest (but I have an open mind!)

2) Olivia Wilde - She is sexy.
3) Anne Hathaway - She's lovely.
4) Emilia Clarke - She gives good nudity.
5) Eva Green - SPEAKING OF...
6) Gillian Jacobs - Underrated.
7) Kat Dennings - Breasts, okay.
8) Keira Knightley - I find her very attractive in the right circumstances.
9) Elyse Levesque - She had alien breasts for a while.
10) Lauren Laverne - LEGGY LAVERNE MORE LIKE.
11) Alexis Bledel - She has a nice bum and her face is interesting. Not sure if I'll keep looking out for her, but she got lucky this week.
12) Alison Brie - We try not to sexualise Annie, she's very young.
13) Amanda Seyfried - Sometimes she looks nicer than other times. But that's always the way so I'm not sure why I'm mentioning it.
14) Ellen Page - How can soemone be so small?
15) Kari Bryon - Still hot.
16) Blake Lively - Still annoyingly hot.
17) Lena Headey - She is pretty.
18) Evan Rachel Wood - She is always hot when I see her.
19) Olivia Munn - Freckles.
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's going to have to do something to get back in my brain, otherwise this will be the last time she's ever on the list. Not to be dramatic or anything!

Wacky Hot One Hundred Version 7.0 is supposed to be on Saturday (unless anyone can think of a reason why I should delay it?) If perfection is achieved with that list, then there will be no more weekly top tens.
 
Is this Elyse Levesque's first appearance on the Wacky Top Ten? (she is much less annoying on these final SGU episodes)
 
#17

1) Natalie Portman - No one else has stepped up.
2) Kat Dennings - She ticks all the boxes. AND THEN SOME.
3) Karen Gillan - She has red hair.
4) Alison Brie - Annie beats Britta THIS WEEK.
5) Gillian Jacobs - But it's close!
6) Olivia Wilde - She is sexy.
7) Anjli Mohindra - She is very very pretty and nice.
8) Emilia Clarke - She has arrived.
9) Eva Green - One of the hottest atheists.
10) Amanda Righetti - I think Menty recommended her like three years ago.
11) Lauren Laverne - Happy 33rd birthday!
12) Avril Lavigne - No explanation needed.
13) Laura Vandervoort - She is hot in a hot way.
14) Lena Headey - She is pretty.
15) Elyse Levesque
16) Scarlett Johansson - She's not fat.
17) Valentina Novakovic - She has Australian breasts.
18) Ellen Page - THEY'VE TAKEN THE LITTLE ONES.
19) Taylor Momsen
20) Keira Knightley - I don't know anymore.
 
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