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Top Tens for 2014

The road goes ever on...

#33

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - The Trachtenberg Era is the Michelle Trachtenberg on Instagram Era.
2) Chloe Grace Moretz - She's going places!
3) Karen Gillan - The unexpected gorilla attacks.
4) Imogen Poots - Of course we don't see her again for six months now.
5) Magda Apanowicz - I'd "Magda" her "Apanowicz" (cuddle her.)
6) Gemma Arterton - I like all the things about her.
7) Deborah Ann Woll - She has that body.
8) Sophie Turner - More like Sophie TURNER (wait that's her name.)
9) Ashleigh Coyle - I have enjoyed watching her.
10) Anne Hathaway - She is pale. I've noticed that.
11) Zoe Saldana - She looks good green.
12) Ellen Page - Cuter than cute.
13) Elle Fanning - Tall.
14) Gillian Jacobs - Her face is very attractive to me.
15) Abigail Breslin - She's a good lass.
16) Jenna Coleman - So Karen Gillan's actually hotter? MAYBE.
17) Anna Hopkins - Good lips.
18) Hayley Atwell - I like her.
19) Bailey Noble - She is cute.
20) Evan Rachel Wood - Yes she would.
21) Kat Dennings - Hmm.
22) Maisie Williams - I like her face.
23) Jennifer Lawrence - She is cool.
24) Taylor Swift - She's everywhere you want to be!
25) Caitlin Fitzgerald - I find her nice.
 
#34

1) Chloe Grace Moretz - She's like the only person at the moment who makes me feel slightly less bad about everything.
2) Scarlett Johansson - I have also been having Scarlett Johansson feelings though.
3) Karen Gillan - Karen Gillan has achieved her lifetime high "attractiveness to CaptainWacky" level.
4) Eva Green - Pale.
5) Imogen Poots - Imogen CUTES.
6) Emma Roberts - A welcome return thanks to her (wet) face in motion.
7) Sophie Turner - She is adorable.
8) Lacey Chabert - It's always good to see her (wet.)
9) Elizabeth Henstridge - I like her she's English (and wet.)
10) Ashleigh Coyle - I'll miss her.
11) Michelle Trachtenberg - Just have someone upload it for you.
12) Deborah Ann Woll - One more to go.
13) Anna Hopkins - She's a good Canadian to exist.
14) Magda Apanowicz - Yeah she's love in human form.
15) Anna Kendrick - Short (and wet)!
16) Elle Fanning - So cute.
17) Taylor Swift - Good bum.
18) Juno Temple - Underrated.
19) Sarah Silverman - She's still got it!
20) Emily Browning - More like Emily Paling.
21) Lily Allen - She definitely has nipples.
22) Paige - She's the most attractive wrestler.
23) Elisabeth Moss - I like her.
24) Elizabeth Olsen - Good eyes.
25) Amber Benson - Good face.
 
#35

Top THIRTY special to celebrate the board being back!

1) Chloe Grace Moretz - Yeah new permanent number one for real this time for real this time, permanently.
2) Taylor Swift - Legs. She has legs.
3) Scarlett Johansson - Scarlett Johansson feelings from last week carry over to this week.
4) Karen Gillan - I am pleased by my new rabidly pro Karen Gillan state of mind.
5) Emma Roberts - It's a good time to be an Emma Roberts fan.
6) Gemma Arterton - Curvy.
7) Catrin Stewart - She has arrived.
8) Maisie Williams - I think she already arrived, but if she didn't she definitely has now!
9) Michelle Trachtenberg - She is aTrachtive.
10) Gillian Jacobs - Her face...
11) Natalie Dormer - She's a great person.
12) Ashleigh Coyle - Still hanging on!
13) Kate Beckinsale - She's rising back up to the high Beckinsale level.
14) Magda Apanowicz - HER face.
15) Sarah Silverman - I like Sarah Silverman.
16) Deborah Ann Woll - Her long pain is finally over.
17) Anna Hopkins - I like her.
18) Elle Fanning - So cute.
19) Anne Hathaway - So Hathaway.
20) Lizzy Caplan - She is a Mistress of Nice (or something.)
21) Amber Benson - Turns out she's still got it!
22) Rose Leslie - Pale, red hair.
23) Emma Stone - Pale, red hair!?
24) Valentina Novakovic - It's good to see her.
25) Sophie Turner - She's nice.
26) Ming-Na Wen - She's been good lately!
27) Katie McGrath - It's good that she's friends with Natalie Dormer.
28) Kat Dennings - She'll rise again.
29) Katie Cassidy - The Scribbler trailer was good...
30) Emily Browning - I hope we see more of her.

And as if that wasn't enough, Female Celebrity Of The Day is also still a thing.
 
#36

Top thirty special again due to recent events.

1) Jennifer Lawrence - I know a number one ranking in the weekly top ten doesn't make up for what happened to her, but it's a start!
2) Kirsten Dunst - Before this week the last time I saved a Kirsten Dunst image was 2007 (just before I started these top tens.) A LONG overdue debut. She's great.
3) Scarlett Johansson - The Scarlett Johansson feelings have still not gone away. Maybe they never will!?
4) Chloe Grace Moretz - Cuter than the adventures of kittens.
5) Michelle Trachtenberg - I like her face and looking at her face.
6) Keira Knightley - Hey we also recently saw her nipples, but under better circumstances.
7) Sophie Turner - In jeans...
8) Laura Prepon - She is Super Attractive.
9) Anne Hathaway - Anne Hathaway is great and you all know it.
10) Gemma Arterton - She's one of the best girls.
11) Kate Mara - I'm liking her more and more.
12) Karen Gillan - She is tall!
13) Anna Hopkins - Sure I'll remember who she is again when Defiance returns in a year.
14) Taylor Swift - She has legs.
15) Emma Roberts - She is lovely.
16) Elle Fanning - I believe I have established that she is the cuteness.
17) Brie Larson - Well!
18) Jenna Coleman - She is nice.
19) Gillian Jacobs - We don't see her enough these days.
20) Caitlin Fitzgerald - Deserves some recognition.
21) Maisie Williams - I like her.
22) Abigail Breslin - Pale.
23) Lizzy Caplan - Also good.
24) Elizabeth Banks - Someone else I don't see much then when I do see her I think "I wish I saw her more."
25) Natalie Dormer - Sometimes I feel she goes a bit TOO duckface.
26) Ellen Page - I'd still tickle her.
27) Hannah Murray - Cutie.
28) Emma Stone - Good face.
29) Kat Dennings - Have I gone off Kat Dennings?
30) Paige - Palettractive wrestler.
 
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Laura Prepon saying fuck over and over is pretty hot.
 
#37

1) Chloe Grace Moretz - I'm not sayng she's my New Permanent Number One For Real This Time Forever. But I'm not NOT saying it either.
2) Abigail Breslin - I'm also #TeamBresle for sure.
3) Kirsten Dunst - Oh Kirsten Dunst, why did I waste so many years not looking at images of you on the internet?
4) Hayley Atwell - I have experienced strong Hayley Atwell Feelings inside of me this week.
5) Kate Mara - This week I also reached the conclusion that Kate Mara is one of the best girls. It was a busy week.
6) Natalie Dormer - There are better looking girls but few who are sexier?
7) Jenna Coleman - She looked good in that dress.
8) Anne Hathaway - I fancy Anne Hathaway.
9) Gemma Arterton - More like Gemma Curverton!
10) Karen Gillan - I like her she's tall.
11) Gillian Jacobs - I miss her. But she hasn't really gone too far.
12) Valentina Novakovic - She should be more famous.
13) Laura Prepon - She preps on.
14) Sophie Turner - She's tall I like her.
15) Elle Fanning - She is adorable.
16) Elizabeth Moss - No relation to MossMan from He-Man.
17) Anna Hopkins - She's a banana or something.
18) Michelle Trachtenberg - It's one of those Trachtenberg resting periods I have every so often.
19) Elizabeth Banks - She is arriving.
20) Scarlett Johansson - Happy baby!
21) Katie Cassidy - She's been bringing it lately.
22) Taylor Swift - I like her I think I may have mentioned this before.
23) Caitlin Fitzgerald - She's cute.
24) Anna Kendrick - She's probably not one of the very best girls but she is a very nice girl?
25) Elizabeth Olsen - She is cute I like her.
26) Yvonne Strahovski - I like her ice bucket (it's still a thing!)
27) Lizzy Caplan - I like her.
28) Emily Kinney - Cute.
29) Brie Larson - Breasts.
30) Maisie Williams - Her face.
 
#38

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - Michelle Trachtenberg is the best girl seems to be the opinion I keep coming back to.
2) Chloe Grace Moretz - She is the cutest entity known to science.
3) Abigail Breslin - I fucking love Abigail Breslin.
4) Ellen Page - This is what a short Canadian looks like.
5) Kirsten Dunst - I find her attractive.
6) Hayley Atwell - Agent Hotter.
7) Laura Prepon - She seems to get better every time I see her.
8) Kat Dennings - Kisses cats.
9) Emily Kinney - She is lovely.
10) Olivia Wilde - Thanks tumblr.
11) Taylor Swift - Carries cats.
12) Natalie Dormer - She's a sex bomb. She's a bomb of sex.
13) Kate Mara - I like her!
14) Elisabeth Moss - Yep.
15) Jenna Coleman - She does look good from the back.
16) Gillian Jacobs - I still miss Britta.
17) Lizzy Caplan - She is a Master of Caplan.
18) Anna Hopkins - She's pretty.
19) Genevieve Buechner - Good face.
20) Victoria Coren Mitchell - Good hair.
21) Caitlin Fitzgerald - Tall.
22) Paige- Pale.
23) Jessica Biel - Remember her?
24) Moon Bloodgood - Remember her!?
25) Kate Winslet - You get the idea with that.
 
#39

1) Abigail Breslin - I seem to have been thinking about Abigail Breslin the most this week!
2) Chloe Grace Moretz - Her face in motion is hard to beat.
3) Scarlett Johansson - It's good to be reminded that she's one of the best ever.
4) Jennifer Lawrence - She has a nice stomach.
5) Michelle Trachtenberg - Her face is attractive.
6) Hayley Atwell - I like all the things about her.
7) Emily Kinney - She's great.
8) Elle Fanning - Really really cute.
9) Kirsten Dunst - She's underrated.
10) Ellen Page - She's one of the best girls.
11) Avril Lavigne - She likes Hello Kitty a lot.
12) Gillian Jacobs - I miss Britta. I need Britta.
13) Katie Cassidy - I watched The Scribbler for Michelle Trachtenberg but came away with a newfound respect for Katie Cassidy!
14) Margaret Qualley - Remember when I thought I was going to stop debuting new people lol I can never stop.
15) Magda Apanowicz - She's against H8.
16) Anne Hathaway - Something something "hath a way" (has a way)...
17) Jenna Coleman - In a suit.
18) Liv Tyler - Good eyes.
19) Caitlin Fitzgerald - She deserves recognition.
20) Clare Grant - Second debut of the week...
21) Lake Bell - And the third.
22) Chloe Bennet - Agent of Nice Hair.
23) Elizabeth Henstridge - Agent Of Not Really Here.
24) Adelaide Kane - I wish she was in something good.
25) Lily Collins - See above.
26) Paige - POST IN THE WRESTLING THREAD MENTALIST.
27) Levin Rambin - Remember her?
28) Eva Green - Good French lady.
29) Hannah Murray - She is a cute chipmunk.
30) Elizabeth Banks - She is good!
 
#40

1) Chloe Grace Moretz - She is the cuteness and maybe that's what I need right now OKAY.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's good too.
3) Scarlett Johansson - I just feel like I should be ranking her highly a lot.
4) Hayley Atwell - Her face is good.
5) Magda Apanowicz - She's Magtastic.
6) Sophie Turner - It's good when she wears bikinis.
7) Karen Gillan - SHE HAD A RAIN APP OR SOMETHING.
8) Emma Roberts - The Emma Roberts comeback has begun!
9) Caitlin Stasey - Feminist icon.
10) Emily Kinney - More like Emily Cutie!
11) Abigail Breslin - She is also cute.
12) Olivia Wilde - Why did I let Olivia Wilde drop off the list anyway...
13) Hailee Steinfeld - Making her cute debut.
14) Caitlin Fitzgerald - Good face.
15) Gemma Arterton - Good English lady.
16) Natalie Dormer - She's good at being cool.
17) Elizabeth Henstridge - Nooooo Simmons don't turn evil even though you're obviously undercover I mean come on.
18) Genevieve Buechner - Good on Vine!
19) Taissa Farmiga - She's a cute unit.
20) Margaret Qualley - Eyes.
21) Paige - Good pale wrestler EH MENTY.
22) Jenna Coleman - I like her but sometimes more than other times?
23) Kirsten Dunst - She is attractive.
24) Ellen Page - She's short.
25) Maisie Williams - She's nice.
 
#41

1) Karen Gillan - She has arrived.
2) Magda Apanowicz - I like the way Magda Apanowicz is.
3) Gillian Jacobs - Her face is very nice to look at.
4) Chloe Grace Moretz - She's cuter than the Cute Brigade.
5) Michelle Trachtenberg - I've been having Trachtenfeeling as we approach Trachtenday.
6) Sophie Turner - It's good when she exists.
7) Abigail Breslin - We need more Abigail Breslin.
8) Emma Roberts - She is one of the pale ones.
9) Scarlett Johansson - She is one of the best ever.
10) Elizabeth Henstridge - I think she'll go far.
11) Lily Collins - She is definitely one to watch.
12) Leven Rambin - Finally making a comeback!
13) Emmy Rossum - She has many attractive qualities.
14) Kirsten Dunst - It's good that I started liking Kirsten Dunst.
15) Jennifer Lawrence - I like her.
16) Natalie Dormer - She is sexy.
17) Margaret Qualley - Good blue eyes.
18) Liv Tyler - Good hair.
19) Taylor Swift - Do I have to explain Taylor Swift really.
20) Genevieve Buechner - Will we ever see her in something other than a Vine video?
21) Gemma Arterton - She arts a ton!
22) Keira Knightley - Still got it.
23) Emily Kinney - She is well cute.
24) Maisie Williams - Her eyebrows!
25) Paige - If Menty wanted to post here he would.
 
#42

1) Scarlett Johansson - It turns out that she's still one of the best ever even after having a baby!
2) Karen Gillan - She is great.
3) Magda Apanowicz - I would like to cuddle her.
4) Gillian Jacobs - How about her face, eh.
5) Elle Fanning - She's going to be big.
6) Michelle Trachtenberg - Her face had a birthday.
7) Sophie Turner - She is very attractive.
8) Abigail Breslin - I miss Abigail Breslin.
9) Jennifer Lawrence - She's very good in basically every way.
10) Emma Roberts - I love Emma Roberts.
11) Chloe Grace Moretz - First time she's been outside the top ten in like three months.
12) Elizabeth Henstridge - She is very pretty.
13) Lauren Cohan - I like her.
14) Maisie Williams - Eyebrows.
15) Lily Collins - I'm watching her.
16) Jenna Coleman - Good dress.
17) Amber Benson - It's good that she's still around.
18) Emmy Rossum - Good dresses.
19) Keira Knightley - Beautiful face.
20) Kat Dennings - I'm still not quite as into her as I was a while ago?
21) Taylor Swift - She is cool.
22) Imogen Poots - She is Pootsy.
23) Ming-Na Wen - Deserves recognition.
24) Natalie Portman - A cameo appearance.
25) Kelly Brook - She is hot just admit it.
 
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