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Top Tens for 2014

#43

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - She has the best face.
2) Karen Gillan - I fucking love Karen Gillan.
3) Scarlett Johanson - I also like Scarlett Johansson.
4) Gillian Jacobs - Is Community really coming back or did we just make that up.
5) Elle Fanning - This is a lovely girl.
6) Nicole Beharie - I need to start rating her highly again because really.
7) Elizabeth Henstridge - She keeps getting better.
8) Emmy Rossum - She's been bringing it lately!
9) Magda Apanowicz - WE NEED MORE MAGDA.
10) Lily Collins - I think she may have arrived.
11) Anne Hathaway - Making a comeback...
12) Adrianne Palicki - A strong debut.
13) Ming-Na Wen - See Renee Zellweger this is how you age well.
14) Dakota Fanning - Is this the first time I've had sisters on the same list? I can't remember (she's nice.)
15) Jennifer Lawrence - I like her!
16) Abigail Breslin - She cute.
17) Sarah Silverman - She hot.
18) Maisie Williams - Arya Hotface.
19) Chloe Grace Moretz - Pale legs.
20) Lauren Cohan - I like her.
21) Jenna Coleman - Cute.
22) Ellen Page - Ellen Page.
23) Alanna Masterson - She liks fist bumping.
24) Kirsten Dunst - Big breasts.
25) Emma Roberts - I like Emma Roberts.
 
#44

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - Michelle Trachtenberg is the best girl.
2) Elle Fanning - I just think she's lovely okay.
3) Anne Hathaway - Anne Hathaway in a dress is good Anne Hathaway.
4) Chloe Grace Moretz - More like Cutey Grace MoreHighRankingz!
5) Lily Collins - I'm having a hard time retstraining my Lily Collins Feelings and I haven't even seen her act yet.
6) Karen Gillan - I guess Selfie wasn't on this week for some reason.
7) Scarlett Johansson - She is the one of the best girls.
8) Katherine Ryan - I always think she's beautiful when I see her on tv then forget her name SO HERE SHE IS.
9) Margaret Qualley - She has really strong qualities (her eyes and lips.)
10) Emily Kinney - She's actually great.
11) Emmy Rossum - I've really been liking Emmy Rossum lately to be honest!
12) Elizabeth Henstridge - SKIMMONS FOR LIFE.
13) Kat Dennings - Making a comeKat (comeback.)
14) Caitlin Stasey - She continues to do things that make me think "I like Caitlin Stasey."
15) Chloe Bennet - The other half of Skimmons (her face looked really good this week.)
16) Abigail Breslin - She is cute!
17) Jemma Bird - I don't know if there's any point including her when she'll be fired soon but she's very nice.
18) Carrie Coon - Yes another debut.
19) Maisie Williams - I saw good Maisie Williams material this week.
20) Kristen Stewart - I hope when she comes out Rpatz is like "shit now everyone knows I'm gay" and falls over.
21) Danielle Panabaker - She looks like a slightly less hot Simmons!
22) Taylor Swift - Has taken over the world.
23) Gillian Jacobs - Continues to exist!
24) Nicole Beharie - Pretty.
25) Jennifer Lawrence - I like Jennifer Lawrence.
26) Emma Roberts - Also Emma Roberts.
27) Dakota Fanning - There's really no disgrace is being the second best Fanning.
28) Lauren Cohan - She has large breasts.
29) Adrianne Palicki - Tall!
30) Natalie Dormer - Who doesn't love Natalie Dormer?
 
I admire Gillian's ability to remain on the list even though Community won't return until early next year (I think).

I still forget the correct pronunciation of her name correctly sometimes.
 
#45

1) Kat Dennings - Back on top!
2) Anne Hathaway - She is very beautiful.
3) Michelle Trachtenberg - She is the most beautiful person ever.
4) Karen Gillan - I love Karen Gillan.
5) Abigail Breslin - Sometimes she winks.
6) Amy Adams - She is still a Top Level girl who I should have on the list more often!
7) Elle Fanning - She's so sweet and yet not sickening!
8) Hayley Atwell - Agent of H.O.T.
9) Anna Popplewell - Turns out she's been poppling well all this time!
10) Caitlin Stasey - Feminist icon.
11) Emily Kinney - Her face is really nice.
12) Taylor Swift - Can we just elect her ruler of the world now.
13) Laci Green - If I can have Apprentice cadidates and BB housemates on here then I can have really awesome Youtubers too okay.
14) Gillian Jacobs - I am a fan.
15) Nicole Beharie - She is pretty and curvy.
16) Maisie Williams - Just getting cuter.
17) Kirsten Dunst - Just getting Dunstier.
18) Dakota Fanning - She's not in her sister's cute shadow at all.
19) Chloe Grace Moretz - Yeah she's great.
20) Emma Roberts - I like Emma Roberts.
21) Jemma Bird - Well, bye forever then.
22) Emily Bett Rickards - She's the hot one in Arrow.
23) Lily Collins - Good eyebrows.
24) Carrie Coon - Is she related to Gene L. Coon (probably not.)
25) Paige - She's the best looking wrestler.
26) Margaret Qualley - Good lips.
27) Keira Knightley - She outlasted Natalie Portman!
28) Margot Robbie - She has done well since Neighbours.
29) Caity Lotz - There is Lotz to like about her.
30) Juno Temple - She cute.
 
#46

1) Karen Gillan - She is adorable.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - She is aTrachtive.
3) Gillian Jacobs - I love her.
4) Emily Kinney - She is definitely a top level girl.
5) Anne Hathaway - She's a Hathful (a handful (I dont know.))
6) Maisie Williams - Reaching new levels of cuteness.
7) Abigail Breslin - I bet she's cuddled people.
8) Nicole Beharie - Girl's got some curves know what I'm sayin'!
9) Magda Apanowicz - I'd "Apanowciz" her "Magda".
10) Kat Dennings - Why can't she be in a good tv show.
11) Emma Stone - She's bordering on being a top level girl.
12) Emmy Rossum - She's kind to animals!
13) Natalie Dormer - She is sexy.
14) Willa Holland - I like the new hair.
15) Elle Fanning - Cute Cuting.
16) Valentina Novakovic - She's still got it!
17) Chloe Bennet - Hail Hydra.
18) Carrie Coon - Good eyes.
19) Clare Grant - She is hot and funny!
20) Elizabeth Henstridge - I like her she's English.
21) Dakota Fanning - A pretty Fanning.
22) Chloe Grace Moretz - A cute Moretz.
23) Ashleigh Coyle - Just because she was on BB doesn't mean she isn't a good person and good in bikinis.
24) Keira Knightley - She smiles well.
25) Danielle Panabaker - What exactly does she "bake" anyway?
26) Jennifer Lawrence - She is very nice.
27) Taylor Swift - I like her eyes.
28) Evan Rachel Wood - I bet she would.
29) Emma Roberts - She doesn't seem to get much screentime this year.
30) Elizabeth Banks - She is good.

http://femalecelebrityoftheday.tumblr.com/ is also still a thing.
 
#47

1) Anna Popplewell - She doesn't just popple well. She popples great.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - She is the best looking female human.
3) Karen Gillan - I miss Eliza Dooley ALREADY.
4) Gillian Jacobs - She's still great.
5) Abigail Breslin - I bet she's cuddled cats.
6) Elle Fanning - Cuteness personified.
7) Emily Kinney - She's also really cute though! And pale!
8) Kat Dennings - I love Kat Dennings.
9) Elizabeth Henstridge - She's super.
10) Kristen Stewart - Kristen Stewart is fucking hot.
11) Dakota Fanning - Being the second best Fanning is like being the second fluffiest kitten in a kitten shop with lots of kittens!
12) Ellen Page - Oh look it's one of the best girls ever.
13) Laci Green - She is awesome.
14) Kate Upton - I didn't think she'd ever make this list but sometimes I do like really big breasts!
15) Nicole Beharie - She is very attractive.
16) Kirsten Dunst - She has big areas.
17) Amy Adams - Hey, so does she!
18) Willa Holland - She is cute.
19) Katherine Ryan - Her face is an attractive face.
20) Candice Patton - She is pretty.
21) Lauren Cohan - Curvy!
22) Adrianne Palicki - She's a tall one.
23) Maisie Williams - Cutie Cutiams.
24) Carrie Coon - Looks what she found!
25) Taylor Swift - I like Taylor Swift.
26) Emma Roberts - I don't seem to find her as hot as I used to I guess?
27) Olivia Wilde - Same?
28) Emily Bett Rickards - That dress was a bit much.
29) Hayley Atwell - I think she'll jump up the list when Agent Carter starts.
30) Margaret Qualley - She's cute.
 
#48

1) Kate Beckinsale - It's been nearly three years since that time I suddenly became obsessed with Kate Beckinsale and thanks to recents pics she's back at that peak level of obsession!
2) Amy Adams - Her hair would be nice to stroke.
3) Magda Apanowicz - She is a lovely person.
4) Anna Popplewell - I love her face.
5) Emily Kinney - She is super cute.
6) Deborah Ann Woll - I HOPE DAREDEVIL'S GOOD.
7) Karen Gillan - It seems like a good red hair week.
8) Abigail Breslin - I have no time for teen drama but she's cute!
9) Chloe Grace Moretz - She's got those lips.
10) Elizabeth Henstridge - I care about Elizabeth Henstridge.
11) Caitlin Stasey - She's great.
12) Kat Dennings - I wish she was in something good.
13) Michelle Trachtenberg - Her face is attractive!
14) Emma Stone - Her face is also good.
15) Dakota Fanning - Her skin is so pale.
16) Kate Mara - The best Mara.
17) Sophie Turner - She's a head turner!
18) Kelly Frye - Maybe she'll guest star in something else some day.
19) Elle Fanning - Her skin is also so pale.
20) Paige - She's a talented wrestler OKAY.
21) Gillian Jacobs - We don't see enough of her.
22) Lauren Cohan - She's been bringing it lately.
23) Candice Patton - She is pretty.
24) Laura Prepon - Tall.
25) Nicole Beharie - She is good.
 
#49

1) Taylor Swift - New permanent number one. She is amazing.
2) Gillian Jacobs - She is one of the best humans ever.
3) Maisie Williams - One of the best faces ever.
4) Karen Gillan - She's tall and Scottish!
5) Emily Kinney - It's not her fault they gave her a bad death scene.
6) Abigail Breslin - She is a cutie.
7) Magda Apanowicz - She's the Apanobest.
8) Kate Beckinsale - More like Kate Sexindale!?
9) Deborah Ann Woll - Pale.
10) Anna Kendrick - Her face is really really nice.
11) Evangeline Lilly - Still got it.
12) Dakota Fanning - In glasses. IN GLASSES.
13) Amy Adams - She is top level.
14) Sophie Turner - She's a top Girl Of Thrones.
15) Clare Grant - I like this person.
16) Paige - She's the most attractive girl wrestler!
17) Kat Dennings - She's well established.
18) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's disappeared again but it's good that she has three cats.
19) Lily Collins - Still one to watch.
20) Elizabeth Henstridge - She is English.
21) Caitlin Stasey - I love Caitlin Stasey.
22) Chloe Bennet - Good dress.
23) Nicole Beharie - Curvy.
24) Emily Bett Rickards - She is nice.
25) Ming-Na Wen - When!
26) Candice Patton - Pretty.
27) Lauren Cohan - She is nice.
28) Willa Holland - Stomach.
29) Scarlett Johansson - Eeeeh not sure about the hair/make-up.
30) Danielle Panabaker - Cute.
 
#50

1) Sophie Turner - I'm back to being obsessed with Sophie Turner okay!
2) Taylor Swift - But maybe I think Taylor Swift is the best girl!?
3) Kat Dennings - She's super great with her face and everything.
4) Karen Gillan - She's the best Scottish girl but also the best BRITISH girl!?
5) Olivia Wilde - It's really good that she had a baby but then she's like "here's me in a bikini!"
6) Emily Kinney - Cuter than a kitten in a jumper.
7) Gillian Jacobs - She eats noodles.
8) Maisie Williams - Still rising.
9) Michelle Trachtenberg - I hope she's building up to some really great event pics.
10) Elizabeth Henstridge - She is beautiful.
11) Kristen Stewart - She is fucking hot.
12) Abigail Breslin - Doesn't suck.
13) Emmy Rossum - Really great candids.
14) Evan Rachel Wood - She is fucking pale.
15) Natalie Dormer - She knows secrets about sex.
16) Hannah New - Very pretty.
17) Rila Fukushima - I probably should have debuted her before.
18) Katee Sackhoff - She's an acting outlaw (that means she's hot.)
19) Clare Grant - Wears hats.
20) Adrianne Palicki - She's a tall one.
21) Hailee Steinfeld - She's a cutie!
22) Dakota Fanning - I seem to be thinking about her more than Elle now?
23) Lauren Cohan - Big breasts.
24) Lily Collins - There's a lot of cute actresses alive.
25) Chloe Bennet - She looked hot when she was earthquaking.
 
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