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Top Tens for 2017

#24

1) Olivia Wilde - She's back! Her face is easily one of the most beautiful faces ever.
2) Elle Fanning - It's good how the word "cute" is actually is the name the ancient aliens had for Elle Fanning.
3) Dakota Blue Richards - I'm really feeling a high level of attraction to Dakota Blue Richards right now.
4) Felicity Jones - She is definitely one of the best girls! It's a thing!
5) Magda Apanowicz - The Mag-daggy-daggiest for sure.
6) Emma Roberts - It's good that Emma Roberts is amazing.
7) Fan Bingbing - She's still a strong most beautiful girl in the world contender.
8) Genevieve Buechner - It's good that she actually seems to be getting famous now because she deserves it.
9) Hailee Steinfeld - She's one of my favourite girls.
10) Chloe Grace Moretz - There are unique feelings associated with my liking of Chloe Grace Moretz (I call them "Moretz Feelingz.")
11) Kat Dennings - Her face is top level.
12) Diane Guerrero - She is the best looking actress in the television series 'Orange Is The New Black'.
13) Emily Browning - She's really good.
14) Gal Gadot - Deserves continued hotness recognition.
15) Aly Michalka - I continue to like her on an elevated level than previously.
16) Gillian Jacobs - She's dropped slightly but she's still top level.
17) Freema Agyeman - I like her.
18) Kate Beckinsale - She's still Great Beckinsale.
19) Emily Ratajkowski - It's good that bikinis were invented.
20) Charli XCX - She's XCXcellent!
21) Kimiko Glenn - Cutetastic.
22) Kristen Bell - Ring ring!
23) Scarlett Johnasson - She goes up and down.
24) Charlotte Keys - Yes I'm going to put a BB housemate on this and than instantly regret it. Don't judge me.
25) Kiernan Shipka - One to watch.
26) Michelle Trachtenberg - It's good that she's still a girl.
27) Lily Collins - She's good.
28) Maisie Williams - I like her.
29) Emma Stone - She's Stone Cold for sure.
30) Alison Brie - I thought the Great Alison Brie Comeback of 2017 was going to happen but it hasn't yet.
 
#25

1) Camren Bicondova - There was literally no chance of anyone else even being considered this week and it could be this way for MANY weeks to come.
2) Hayley Atwell - She's amazingly great!
3) Kirsten Dunst - I love Kirsten Dunst.
4) Magda Apanowicz - The summer of Magda goes on!
5) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - She's spectacular in many ways.
6) Dakota Blue Richards - Still firmly in the "rate DBR high every week no matter what" camp!
7) Genevieve Buechner - I continue to enjoy how much GeneBue there's been lately.
8) Elizabeth Henstridge - She's one of the best English girls to ever be English!
9) Diane Guerrero - She's Diane GREATrrero.
10) Freema Agyeman - It's literally insane how we never get proper sized pics of her.
11) Alison Brie - I really like Alison Brie and feel sorry for anyone who doesn't feel the same way.
12) Olivia Wilde - Her face is one of the best faces.
13) Gillian Jacobs - It's good how she's great.
14) Fan Bingbing - I find her Fantastic.
15) Elle Fanning - She literally invented being a Cutie McDuck.
16) Dominique Provost-Chalkley - Definitely one to watch.
17) Anna Chlumsky - She really needs more appreciation.
18) Chloe Bennet - She's Bennetiful.
19) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - The MEWiest.
20) Felicity Jones - They don't call her Felicpretty Jones for nothing!
21) Charlotte Keys - I didn't regret it.
22) Rose McIver - More like Rose McIvebra.
23) Charli XCX - She's XCXexy.
24) Michelle Trachtenberg - It just doesn't feel the same anymore.
25) Emma Roberts - She's good with pizza.
26) Tatiana Maslany - Good stomach.
27) Olivia Munn - I should include her more often.
28) Kat Dennings - We need more Kat Dennings.
29) Asuka - She's a good wrestler lady.
30) Azita Ghanizada - I remember her!

http://femalecelebrityoftheday.tumblr.com/ is also still a thing.
 
My bartender friend informs me that Chloe Grace Moretz is in the piano bar tonight.

Wish I was down there, I could have gotten her to say HI WACKY into my phone or something lol.
 
#26

1) Gillian Jacobs - Yep, she's the best girl with the best face who gives me the best female celebrity feelings. It's official!
2) Alison Brie - It's a Community reunion at the top of the list! Because they're both great.
3) Camren Bicondova - She's hotter than the sun.
4) Lily Collins - She has arrived.
5) Hayley Atwell - It's really good that she decided to share so many photos and videos from her holiday!
6) Kirsten Dunst - Her status as "the Dunstiest" remains unchallenged.
7) Fan Bingbing - She's ridiculously beautiful.
8) Karen Gillan - The best Scottish girl in all of Scotland!
9) Magda Apanowicz - Her face has been even more her face than ever lately.
10) Michelle Trachtenberg - She has delivered the best Trachenberg media of the year recently but the pieces haen't come together in my mind quite yet in a way that would trigger full-on Trachtenfeelings.
11) Tiya Sircar - She's actually great.
12) Kat Dennings - Her twin sister didn't make the cut.
13) Genevieve Buechner - Caprica girls are doing it for themselves!
14) Diane Guerrero - I like her a lot.
15) Freema Agyeman - I find her very attractive.
16) Britt Baron - Definitely seems like one to watch!
17) Dakota Blue Richards - I don't feel "blue" when I look at her.
18) Elle Fanning - She's cuter than Planet Kitten.
19) Kiernan Shipka - And she's cuter than Puppy Island!
20) Dominique Provost-Chalkely - Her name is hard to spell!
21) Jessica Chastain - It's time to get back on the Chastain Train.
22) Katherine Barrell - I thought I included her before but I guess not!
23) Isabelle Fuhrman - I like her.
24) Anna Chlumsky - It would be nice if she was in a good show again soon.
25) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - Did I mean to rank her higher and only remember her now? Possibly!
26) Felicity Jone - I need to keep her on the list.
27) Gal Gadot - She's good.
28) Charlotte Keys - She's cute.
29) Aly Michalka - She's nicegood.
30) Dua Lipa - Still one to watch.
 
#27

1) Lily Collins - New permanent number one. I've literally fallen in love with for real.
2) Elle Fanning - She's a being of pure joy and loveliness.
3) Kirsten Dunst - If you told me fifteen years ago that Kirsten Dunst would be one of the top five best girls in 2017 I'd probably have said "sure, that's possible."
4) Camren Bicondova - She's sexier than Sexy Pete.
5) Fan Bingbing - It has become increasingly obvious that Fan Bingbing is completely flawless.
6) Karen Gillan - She's just super attractive in all the super attractive ways.
7) Kat Dennings - It's good about Kat Denning and her continued greatness.
8) Natalie Portman - It's good to see Natalie being good!
9) Gillian Jacobs - They'll never stop Gillian Jacobs.
10) Freema Agyeman - Freema's amazing, man.
11) Hayley Atwell - She has one of the best faces.
12) Tiya Sircar - She's really snuck up the list lately!
13) Hailee Steinfeld - I'm back in a Haiz state of mind. And it feels good.
14) Magda Apanowicz - She's Apanogreat.
15) Ellen Wong - I was wrong to not include her before.
16) Felicity Jones - I like this English beauty a lot.
17) Jessica Henwick - She has a high cuteness ranking.
18) Emily Ratajkowski - She's Ratajhotski!
19) Margaret Qualley - She should be in more stuff.
20) Isabelle Fuhrman - She's been bringing it lately.
21) Dominique Provost-Chalkley - I find her very cute.
22) Britt Baron - Deserves more hotness recognition.
23) Olivia Munn - Good in a bikini.
24) Maisie Williams - She cutetastic.
25) Peyton Roi List - She's Peyton Roi Hot.
26) Michelle Trachtenberg - I just can't seem to get a Trachtengrip.
27) Emma Stone - Her bum is good.
28) Adelaide Kane - She should be in more stuff.
29) Gal Gadot - A good Gal.
30) Charlotte Keys - Cute BB girl don't judge me.
 
#28

1) Kat Dennings - You know when you suddenly think "hang on, how come Kat Dennings isn't the best girl?" and you can't come up with a good answer?
2) Lily Collins - They don't call her "Lovely Collins" for nothing!
3) Fan Bingbing - I find her stunningly beautiful.
4) Kirsten Dunst - She will always be the Dunstiest.
5) Emily Ratajkowski - She's sexier than Fred Sex (a sexy fictional character I just invented.)
6) Camren Bicondova - I like her dancing and appearance.
7) Magda Apanowicz - She's the queen of instagram.
8) Tiya Sircar - I love Tiya Sircar; she's great.
9) Sophie Turner - She's back in list action and it's well deserved!
10) Hayley Atwell - She Hayleys well.
11) Gillian Jacobs - I feel like she's dropping down the list slightly but really it's hardly noticable unless you're me.
12) Freema Agyeman - I like everything about Freema Agyeman.
13) Elizabeth Olsen - Hot damn she's got great legs it turns out.
14) Olivia Munn - She's Munnderful.
15) Felicity Jones - One of the top English girls in all of England.
16) Genevieve Beuchner - One of the palest of the pale.
17) Emma Roberts - I like her a lot.
18) Milana Vayntrub - Seems like one to watch!
19) Ivana Baquero - Spanish girls are really good girls.
20) Kiernan Shipka - I love Kiki Shipship.
21) Elle Fanning - She's totes adorbs.
22) Nathalie Emmanuel - I like this Girl of Thrones.
23) Dominique Provost-Chalkley - She's cuterly.
24) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's the reason why "MEWIEST" is now a word in every dictionary.
25) Emma Stone - I like her.
26) Jessica Chastain - She's the best train since Astrotrain.
27) Michelle Trachtenberg - I think she's looks different in some vague way and also my brain has changed but I'm still hoping for the return of Trachtenfeelings like the Christians hope for Jesus to come back and judge them all.
28) Charlotte Keys - Yeah why not.
29) Dakota Blue Richards - We need to see more of her.
30) Katherine Barrell - She isn't actually a barrel.
 
#29

1) Fan Bingbing - She is female perfection. My long search for "the best girl" is finally at an end.
2) Alison Brie - I'm currently the most attracted I've ever been to Alison Brie.
3) Natalie Portman - It's good that Natalie Portman is nearly back to Peak Natalie levels with her amazing Natalie Smile!
4) Milana Vayntrub - She is rising fast!
5) Camren Bicondova - This cat can dance.
6) Lily Collins - They call her "Lovely Collins" because she's lovely!
7) Emily Ratajkowski - She's sexier than sex burgers!
8) Kat Dennings - We need consistent new Kat Dennings images.
9) Kirsten Dunst - It's good when she wears dresses and is photographed.
10) Hayley Atwell - I guess she could still guest star in new Doctor Who...
11) Sophie Turner - She Turns heads (because she's so attractive.)
12) Nathalie Emmanuel - She's probably the second best Girl of Thrones.
13) Kristen Bell - I'd like to cuddle her if she was okay with it.
14) Felicity Jones - She is beautiful.
15) Pom Klementieff - She's cutetastic and I should have debuted her before.
16) Dakota Blue Richards - It's good about her appearance!
17) Natalie Morales - She seems like one to watch.
18) Chloe Bennet - It's good about bum.
19) Hannah Murray - She's Hannah Cutie!
20) Charlize Theron - She's still very good.
21) Gillian Jacobs - We really need more Gillian Jacobs in our lives.
22) Lily-Rose Depp - I like her.
23) Rosario Dawson - She's Rosario Goodson!
24) Genevieve Buechner - I find her pale and good.
25) Hailee Steinfeld - She's the Haiziest.
26) Dominique Provost-Chalkley - I find her good.
27) Emma Roberts - She's dropped down just due to me looking at others more. She'll rise again.
28) Olivia Munn - Deserves more hotness recognition.
29) Charlotte Keys - I don't know how she got to the BB final week but she did!
30) Katherine Barrell - She really doesn't look like a Barrell.
 
#30

1) Fan Bingbing- She's the most beautiful woman in the word. There's no point trying to fool myself into thinking anyone else deserves number one.
2) Natalie Portman - I did strongly consider ranking Natalie number one because, while not as beautiful as Fan Bingbing (no one is), she does have that amazing Natalie Smile!
3) Jessica Lucas - It's really good to see her again as she is a Top Level Girl.
4) Lily Collins - She's really actually this good.
5) Gillian Jacobs - It's great that she wore a dress!
6) Maisie Richardson-Sellers - Her smile is super great and she deserves high level hotness recognition.
7) Camren Bicondova - She's a sexy cat.
8) Karen Gillan - More like Long-Legged Gillan!
9) Hayley Atwell - Her face is great.
10) Nathalie Emmanuel - More like Nudity Emmanuel!
11) Freema Agyeman - She's beautiful and great.
12) Katie McGrath - More like Greatie McGrath.
13) Magda Apanowicz - Her face, from Canada, is lovely.
14) Jessica Henwick - Has anyone else noticed how cute Jessica Henwick is, especially in motion?
15) Kiernan Shipka - I love her Kiki face.
16) Sophie Turner - She's great.
17) Charlize Theron - She's Thery (very) great.
18) Ming-Na Wen - I've been liking her a lot lately!
19) Kat Dennings - We need more Kat Dennings.
20) Milana Vayntrub - And also more Milana Vayntrub.
21) Hailee Steinfeld - She's still the Haiziest.
22) Rose McIver - Good small zombie.
23) Pom Klementieff - She's super cute.
24) Jessica Chastain - I like her and her and the concept of the "Chastain Train."
25) Gal Gadot - This Gal has legs.
26) Michelle Trachtenberg - She has good eyes.
27) Charlotte Keys - Shouldn't have been evicted.
28) Willa Holland - I like her.
29) Odette Annable - Hope to see more of her soon.
30) Maria Kanellis - Attractive wrestling personality.
 
#31

1) Magda Apanowicz - She has earned a numbe one ranking through years of thankless toil on Instagram! Her face is a top face.
2) Sophie Turner - I thinkk she's currently the Sophiest she's ever been.
3) Kat Dennings - Literally any new image of Kat Dennings instantly makes me think "she's a top three girl AT LEAST."
4) Jessica Lucas - I actually can't let myself forget that Jessica Lucas is a Top Level Girl and hopefully I'll see her in a weekly tv show soon.
5) Alison Brie - She's Brieally great.
6) Milana Vayntrub - She's rising so fast that soon she'll be at number one and I'll be like "that makes sense."
7) Gillian Jacobs - It's great when she wears a dress but a shame we don't get more pics of her in said dress.
8) Fan Bingbing - The only downside to liking Fan Bingbing is that not enough images of her get out of China.
9) Krysten Ritter - Hot damn she probably wore her best dress ever.
10) Natalie Portman - Still having strong Natalie feelings!
11) Elizabeth Olsen - She's great.
12) Lily Collins - They don't call her Lovely Collins for nothing!
13) Freema Agyeman - She's Freema Beautifulwoman!
14) Karen Gillan - I like how tall and Scottish she is.
15) Hayley Atwell - It's good about her continued greatness.
16) Chloe Grace Moretz - She's been good out and about lately!
17) Chloe Bennet - I really like her as a person and also find her hot.
18) Nathalie Emmanuel - She's been bringing it lately!
19) Emily Ratajkowski - She's sexy as duck.
20) Maisie Richardson-Sellers - Her smile is one to look out for.
21) Tatiana Maslany - I like Cosima.
22) Rosario Dawson - She's Rosario Awesome!
23) Anjli Mohindra - Remember her and her face? I do!
24) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's the MEWiest.
25) Pom Klementieff - She's Pom CutieMcDuck!
26) Tiya Sircar - I like her a lot.
27) Michelle Trachtenberg - I do appreciate that she still has eyes but I sitll need to see her in a certain context to know how I really feel.
28) Kiernan Shipka - I like her face.
29) Aubrey Plaza - She's good.
30) Jessica Henwick - Jessica Cuteduck.
 
#32

1) Gillian Jacobs - Quite simply I find her face more attractive than any other face.
2) Emma Roberts - She's really good with her new hair and the dress she wore this week.
3) Michelle Trachtenberg - It happened! Great new Michelle pics. The next logical step would be a video...
4) Kiernan Shipka - Her face is really one of the most beautiful faces ever invented.
5) Sophie Turner - She has turned all the heads.
6) Jessica Lucas - STILL strongly believe Jessica Lucas to be one of the best girls.
7) Alison Brie - Her eyes are really great.
8) Elizabeth Olsen - She's Elizabeth Awesome!
9) Fan Bingbing - Really need some new Bingbingmaterial...
10) Emily Ratajkowski - She is literally sex.
11) Ivana Baquero - It's good that I'll get to see more of her soon in a bad tv show!
12) Camren Bicondova - I love her.
13) Lily Collins - She IS Lovely Collins.
14) Freema Agyeman - They don't call her "Freema Beautifulwoman" for nothing!
15) Dakota Blue Richards - I think she could be on the rise.
16) Stephanie Leonidas - She has a beautiful face.
17) Hannah John-Kamen - Still seems like one to watch!
18) Milana Vayntrub - Also one who will soon rise.
19) Kate Beckinsale - Still Great Beckinsale.
20) Chloe Bennet - I think she's super.
21) Kat Dennings - I miss her.
22) Joey King - She's a Cutie McDuck.
23) Katie McGrath - She's Greatie McGreat!
24) Rosario Dawson - Rosario Goodson!
25) Peyton Roi List - She is appealing to me.
26) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - Probbaly would be higher if I thought about it more.
27) Katherine Ryan - She's good.
28) Odette Annable - I remember her!
29) Asuka - She's nice and Japanese and a wrestler.
30) Maisie Williams - I like her.
 
NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY! I just had a really good Gillian week, and I always sort of take pride in Emma Roberts doing well because I was an early advocate.

MICHELLE WILL ALWAYS BE THE QUEEN ALONGSIDE NATALIE THE OTHER QUEEN.
 
#33

1) Hayley Atwell - A WELL DESERVED number one ranking for the great Hayley Atwell and her many years of service as one of the best girls!
2) Kiernan Shipka - She's one of the most beautiful, cute, sweet and scrunchy nosed girls in the history of girls.
3) Emma Roberts - Her top level status is undeniable and forever.
4) Gillian Jacobs - Her voice is really good (and face.)
5) Sophie Turner - She invented being tall.
6) Brianna Hildebrand - It sickens me that I haven't included her before.
7) Katie McGrath - It's good that Katie McGrath is still a top level girl.
8) Jessica Lucas - Still thinking about Jessica Lucas a lot over here!
9) Elizabeth Henstirdge - She's a tiger. Grrr!
10) Kate Beckinsale - I do like how good Kate Beckinsale is (very very good.)
11) Maisie Richardson-Sellers - Her smile is so good.
12) Camren Bicondova - More like Catren Bicatdova!
13) Kat Dennings - I think she's great.
14) Dominique Provost-Chalkley - She's Dominique Provost-Cuteley!
15) Michelle Trachtenberg - I hope there's more pics of her soon because I was nearly back in Trachtenmode then it faded.
16) Andi Gutierrez - She's great.
17) Kirsten Dunst - I like Kirsten Dunst a lot.
18) Stephanie Leonidas - Her eyes are really good.
19) Peyton Roi List - I find her hot.
20) Freema Agyeman - She is lovely.
21) Chloe Grace Moretz - Sometimes I think she's top level, sometimes I don't, but I always like her.
22) Joey King - She's still one to watch.
23) Fan Bingbing- Yep, it happened, she's started to drop.
24) Aubrey Plaza - It's good how much of her there's been lately.
25) Britt Baron - A Cutie McDuck.
26) Anne Hathaway - She's good in glasses.
27) Hannah John-Kamen - I like her.
28) Ellen Wong - It's not wrong to like Wong.
29) Hannah Murray - A Cutie of Thrones!
30) Anita Rani - Attractive BBC personality.
 
#34

1) Natalie Portman - She's the most beautiful woman.
2) Rosario Dawson - I find her very hot.
3) Kat Dennings - She's great.
4) Chloe Grace Moretz - I find her to be a top level girl.
5) Hayley Atwell - Where's she's "At" is "well".
6) Kiernan Shipka - The scrunchy nosed one.
7) Chloe Bennet - She's been bringing it lately.
8) Jessica Henwick - Jessica Cutewick.
9) Sophie Turner - Sophtacular.
10) Camren Bicondova
11) Anna Kendrick
12) Tiya Sircar
13) Gillian Jacobs
14) Krysten Ritter
15) Deborah Ann Woll
16) Emma Roberts
17) Michelle Trachtenberg
18) Rachael Taylor
 
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#35

1) Natalie Portman - She's the best girl.
2) Kat Dennings - Her face is highly good.
3) Elle Fanning - She's Elledorable.
4) Elizabeth Olsen - A beautiful Elizabeth.
5) Lily Mo Sheen - Sheens (seems) like one to watch!
6) Gillian Jacobs - Her face is one of the very top faces.
7) Elizabeth Henstridge - I like her.
8) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - Deserves more recognition.
9) Tiya Sircar - Tiya Socute.
10) Emma Roberts - Emma hotberts.
11) Holliday Grainger - Seems like one to watch.
12) Amanda Seyfried - I hope she's in the final Twin Peaks.
13) Katie McGrath - Greatie McGreat.
14) Asuka - Good wrestler girl.
15) Dakota Blue Richards - We need more of her.
16) Sophie Turner
17) Jessica Henwick
18) Genevieve Buechner
19) Lily Collins
20) Camren Bicondova
21) Michelle Trachtenberg
 
#36

1) Jennifer Lawrence - A stunning return to the very top of being one of the hottest girls!
2) Camren Bicondova - It is indeed good to be a cat.
3) Natalie Dormer - She's sexy as duck.
4) Elle Fanning - She's cute as duckling.
5) Gillian Jacobs - Literally any pic of her is great.
6) Elizabeth Henstridge - I find her great.
7) Natalie Portman - Is it future or is it past.
8) Magda Apanowicz - She's Magtastic.
9) Tiya Sircar - I really like her.
10) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - She's really very attractive.
11) Holliday Grainger
12) Chloe Bennet
13) Maisie Richardson-Sellers
14) Kat Dennings
15) Hailee Steinfeld
16) Jessica Lucas
17) Freema Agyeman
18) Kiernan Shipka
19) Kirsten Dunst
20) Michelle Trachtenberg
21) Lily Collins
 
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