Top Tens for 2022

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#31.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - There is only Kiki. No one else.
2) Kaitlyn Dever - Highly appealing to me on a DNA level.
3) Hailee Steinfeld - The Hot Haiz Summer has begun.
4) Kat Dennings - Kat Attack.
5) Nathalie Emmanuel - Deserves high level recognition.
6) Amber Midthunder - She has arrived.
7) Dafne Keen - Continues to be the future of the female celebrity world.
8) Christina Chong - Chong't (can't) get her out of my head.
9) Margot Robbie - Goodbye, Neighbours. And thank you.
10) Adelaide Kane - Also right at the top of the NEIGHBOURS GIRLS LIST.
11) Thomasin McKenzie
12) Anya Taylor-Joy
13) Karen Gillan
14) Bayley
15) Zendaya
16) Tay Conti
17) Sophie Thatcher
18) Maisie Richardson-Sellers
19) Chloe Grace Moretz
20) Samara Weaving
21) Natalie Portman
22) Melise
23) Alison Brie
24) Lauren Tsai
25) Bailee Madison
26) Jenna Coleman
27) Olivia Rodrigo
28) Zazie Beetz
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#31.2

1) Hailee Steinfeld - I have been converted. Hailee Steinfeld is the best girl and this list will now reflect that.
2) Selena Gomez - She has arrived.
3) Bailee Madison - It's time to accept Bailee Madion's status as a top level girl into our hearts.
4) Nathalie Emmanuel - Beautiful Nathalie Emmanuel is in the top five for the foreseeable future.
5) Kaitlyn Dever - Kuter than Dever.
6) Amber Midthunder - We have entered the Midthunder Era.
7) Zazie Beetz - Zazie Beetz is a girl I love.
8) Adelaide Kane - Also staking her claim to be top level.
9) Billie Eilish - Billie (is a) Nice Lass.
10) Jennifer Lawrence - A high level return.
11) Maisie Richardson-Sellers
12) Margot Robbie
13) Millie Bobby Brown
14) Natalie Portman
15) Inde Navarrette
16) Joey King
17) Tessa Thompson
18) Katelyn Nacon
19) Amanda Seyfried
20) Anne Hathaway
21) Hazuki
22) Thomasin McKenzie
23) Kiernan Shipka
24) Barbara Palvin
25) Christine Ko
26) Pom Klementieff
27) Jessica Parker-Kennedy
28) Christina Chong
29) Agam Darshi
30) Mina Shirakawa
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#32.1

1) Sadie Sink - Actually, it turns out Sadie Sink is the best girl. Sorry!
2) Kiernan Shipka - Kiki's right back on top.
3) Amber Midthunder - She brings the thunder, but Amber is not "mid".
4) Angourie Rice - Rice to see you, to see you, Rice!
5) Nathalie Emmanuel - I continue to be rabidly pro her.
6) Dakota Blue Richards - There's more than one big reason why I find her great.
7) Selena Gomez - Her arrival continues.
8) Bailee Madison - There's always room for Bailee.
9) Kaitlyn Dever - ForDever is a long time.
10) Zazie Beetz - UnBeetzable.
11) Sophie Thatcher
12) Brie Larson
13) Natalia Dyer
14) Jennifer Lawrence
15) Millie Bobby Brown
16) Diane Guerrero
17) Anna Akana
18) Genevieve Buechner
19) Avril Lavigne
20) Shantel Vansanten
21) Natalie Portman
22) Jenna Coleman
23) Iris Apatow
24) Amanda Seyfried
25) Xia-Li
26) Jodie Comer
27) Toni Storm
28) Chloe Grace Moretz
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#32.2

1) Nathalie Emmanuel - Actually yeah it's at the point where she strongly deserves a number one ranking.
2) Bailee Madison - Bailee is also rising to previously unseen heights of being Bailee.
3) Sadie Sink - Still rabidly pro Sadie though, don't think that I'm not.
4) Amanda Seyfried - Has also been strongly good lately and it's time I reflect that.
5) Diane Guerrero - YEP yet another top level girl who I maybe haven't given enough top level rankings to.
6) Dafne Keen - I'm Keenly aware of her.
7) Margot Robbie - Turns out she's Margood in a bikini.
8) Millie Bobby Brown - May be getting ready to dominate again.
9) Tessa Thompson - She's beautiful.
10) Angourie Rice - Angourie good.
11) Lauren Tsai
12) Dakota Blue Richards
13) Amber Midthunder
14) Mackenzie Foy
15) Natalia Dyer
16) Genevieve Buechner
17) KAIRI
18) Natalie Portman
19) Zazie Beetz
20) Kaitlyn Dever
21) Zendaya
22) Selena Gomez
23) Brie Larson
24) Kiernan Shipka
25) Emily Kinney
26) Aubrey Plaza
27) Yasmeen Fletcher
28) Zoia Mossour
29) Scarlett Johansson
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#33.1

1) Nathalie Emmanuel - Fuck it, she's the best girl. She's my number one.
2) Natalia Dyer - Suddenly highly into her too!
3) Margot Robbie - MarGREAT Robbie!?
4) Reina Hardesty - Still blatantly the future of the female celebrity world and it's about time for the future to arrive.
5) Sadie Sink - Is permanently top five.
6) Sydney Sweeney - Can't fight it, she's top level and soon you will all know it.
7) Diane Guerrero - Greaterrero.
8) Bailee Madison - Let's not forget about Bailee!
9) Karen Gillan - Her face is highly good.
10) Kat Dennings - Her face is also highly good.
11) January Jones
12) Lauren Tsai
13) Dafne Keen
14) Tessa Thompson
15) Natalie Portman
16) Amanda Seyfried
17) Adelaide Kane
18) Zazie Beetz
19) Angourie Rice
20) Mackenzie Foy
21) Millie Bobby Brown
22) Hayley Atwell
23) Aubrey Plaza
24) Yasmeen Fletcher
25) Elizabeth Olsen
26) Ritu Arya
27) Jennifer Lawrence
28) Anna Hopkins
29) Nicole Maines
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#33.2

1) Nathalie Emmanuel - I like her the most out of all the girls.
2) Sophie Thatcher - Feeling rabidly pro Thatcher and excited for our Thatcher future.
3) Ivana Baquero - It's good that somebody travelled back in time and invented bikinis.
4) Bailee Madison - Reaching previously unseen heights of being Bailee.
5) Selena Gomez - Her face makes me feel nice.
6) Reina Hardesty - Still hopeful that her time is coming by the end of the year.
7) Tessa Thompson - Robot in disguise.
8) Hayley Atwell - They don't call her High Level Hayley for nothing!
9) Florence Pugh - Pughtiful.
10) Kiernan Shipka - Am I going off her or not? Probably not!
11) Kaitlyn Dever
12) Natalia Dyer
13) Hailee Steinfeld
14) Melise
15) Diane Guerrero
16) Jameela Jamil
17) Sydney Sweeney
18) Pom Klementieff
19) Genevieve Buechner
20) Millie Bobby Brown
21) Sophie Turner
22) Barbara Palvin
23) Natalie Portman
24) Natsupoi
25) KAIRI
26) Holly Earl
27) Lauren Tsai
28) Evan Rachel Wood
29) Tatiana Maslany
30) Toni Storm
31) Charli XCX
 

Mirah

I love you
Hey is Aisha Dee in any of your lists? She is so cute. But I don't think she has been in anything except for a supporting role. She needs to be a main character!!!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I am not familiar with her.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#34.1

1) Nathalie Emmanuel - I have discovered who my favourite girl is (it's Nathalie Emmanuel.)
2) Melise - Super fast rise to the top of this list but well deserved!
3) Zoe Kravitz - It's good to be reminded that she's great.
4) Ivana Baquero - Continues to show her Baq.
5) Sophie Thatcher - Thatcher continues to win votes.
6) Ana de Armas - De greatness.
7) Selena Gomez - Continues to be super appealing.
8) Kaitlyn Dever - Cuter than most cute things.
9) Natasha Liu Bordizzo - She seems like one to watch!
10) Tatiana Maslany - Merry Tatmas.
11) Bailee Madison
12) Reina Hardesty
13) Adelaide Kane
14) Lily Allen
15) Amanda Seyfried
16) Dakota Blue Richards
17) Diane Guerrero
18) Kat Dennings
19) Anna Hopkins
20) Florence Pugh
21) Jameela Jamil
22) Natalie Portman
23) Aubrey Plaza
24) Pom Klementieff
25) Brec Bassinger
26) Karen Gillan
27) Hayley Atwell
28) Olivia Rodrigo
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#34.2

1) Nathalie Emmanuel - Nobody else is even coming close.
2) Ana de Armas - De-finitely a top level girl.
3) Melise - I really like her.
4) Diane Guerrero - Has been strong lately.
5) Zoe Kravitz - Continues to deserve high level recognition.
6) Milly Alcock - She seems like one to watch!
7) Ivana Baquero - Baq again.
8) Selena Gomez - In the building.
9) Sophie Thatcher - Thatch the way to do it.
10) Avril Lavigne - YEP it turns out this is where I'm ranking Avril Lavinge in 2022.
11) Zazie Beetz
12) Genevieve Buechner
13) Inde Navarrette
14) Phoebe Tonkin
15) Alison Brie
16) Amber Midthunder
17) Reina Hardesty
18) Natsupoi
19) Tessa Thompson
20) Kaitlyn Dever
21) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
22) Florence Pugh
23) Saki Kashima
24) Dafne Keen
25) Millie Bobby Brown
26) Jenna Coleman
27) Adelaide Kane
28) Adeline Rudolph
29) Cara Delevingne
30) Hazuki
31) Charli XCX
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#35.1

1) Nathalie Emmanuel - Still undefeated.
2) Diane Guerrero - Is rising fast and was already pretty high.
3) Melise - Conintues to be in the top three!
4) Leven Rambin - Deserves high level recognition.
5) Zoe Kravitz - Hotvitz.
6) Avril Lavigne - Avrules.
7) Ana De Armas - Armas and dangerous.
8) Karen Gillan - Not illin'.
9) Tatiana Maslany - It's Tatmas in August!
10) Laura Harrier - Hottier.
11) Genevieve Buechner
12) Bailee Madison
13) Milly Alcock
14) Gal Gadot
15) Anya Taylor-Joy
16) Dakota Blue Richards
17) Dafne Keen
18) Alison Brie
19) Claudia Doumit
20) Zazie Beetz
21) Freema Agyeman
22) Kaitlyn Dever
23) Sophie Thatcher
24) Zendaya
25) Tam Nakano
26) Iris Apatow
27) Emma Raducanu
28) Hayley Atwell
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#35.2

1) Zoe Kravitz - Actually yeah, she's number one now. Things have changed!
2) Nathalie Emmanuel - But they haven't changed that much.
3) Melise - She's so ridiculously cute.
4) Diane Guerrero - Not falling any time soon.
5) Milly Alcock - Alcute.
6) Zendaya - Happy Zendayaday to her and the world.
7) Natalie Portman - There is only one Natalie Portman.
8) Reina Hardesty - Continues to impress me.
9) Hailee Steinfeld - She's back and Haizy.
10) Leven Rambin - I like her.
11) Dafne Keen
12) Freema Agyeman
13) Avril Lavigne
14) Taylor Swift
15) Anya Taylor-Joy
16) Laura Harrier
17) Jennifer Lawrence
18) Genevieve Buechner
19) Maisie Richardson-Sellers
20) Holly Earl
21) Bailee Madison
22) Tessa Thompson
23) Inde Navarrette
24) Iris Apatow
25) Ivana Baquero
26) Natsupoi
27) Amber Midthunder
28) Nicole de Boer
29) Camren Bicondova
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#36.1

1) Zendaya - She's done it again. Zendaya rules the world.
2) Zoe Kravitz - I find her highly attractive.
3) Diane Guerrero - Continues to be Greaterrero.
4) Melise - Sweeter than a kitten farm.
5) Nathalie Emmanuel - A top five performer.
6) Tessa Thompson - Tessa is great.
7) Sadie Sink - We have returned to Sink Town.
8) Anne Hathaway - They don't call her Beautiful Anne Hathaway for nothing!
9) Laura Harrier - She's my type.
10) Reina Hardesty - Continues to continue to impress.
11) Milly Alcock
12) Karen Gillan
13) Hailee Steinfeld
14) Amber Midthunder
15) Jessica Henwick
16) Natalie Portman
17) Anna Kendrick
18) Genevieve Buechner
19) Adeline Rudolph
20) Tatiana Maslany
21) Asuka
22) Milana Vayntrub
23) Inde Navarrette
24) Amita Suman
25) Bailee Madison
26) Yvette Monreal
27) Jess Bush
28) Saki Kashim
29) Anya Taylor-Joy
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#36.2

1) Laura Harrier - New Permanent Number One Of The Forever. She is the best girl.
2) Sadie Sink - I thought she had arrived before. Now I have witnessed full arrival.
3) Gemma Chan - Chan't you see that Gemma is beautiful?
4) Zoe Kravitz - Definitely still highly into her to a high level of being highly into her.
5) Nathalie Emmanuel - Ain't leaving that top five.
6) Reina Hardesty - Her Rein(a) is beginning.
7) Brie Larson - Brieally good.
8) Melise - I wish she did more than look great on Tiktok.
9) Zendaya - Continues to be Zendaya.
10) Diane Guerrero - She's great.
11) Tessa Thompson
12) Avril Lavigne
13) Milly Alcock
14) Kaitlyn Dever
15) Milana Vayntrub
16) Lauren Tsai
17) Candice Patton
18) Chloe Grace Moretz
19) Pom Klementieff
20) Maisie Richardson-Sellers
21) Adeline Rudolph
22) Saki Kashima
23) Leven Rambin
24) Ivana Baquero
25) Maya Hawke
26) Ana de Armas
27) Natsupoi
28) Anne Hathaway
29) Zoia Mossour
30) Anya Taylor-Joy
31) Jamie Hayter
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#37.1

1) Sadie Sink - We have entered the Sink Era, as it will come to be known.
2) Ana de Armas - She is exceptionally good looking.
3) Laura Harrier - Definitely continues to be one of the best girls.
4) Kaitlyn Dever - She is exceptionally cute.
5) Jessica Henwick - It's time that she becomes known as High Level Henwick.
6) Jennifer Lawrence - I obey the J-Law.
7) Gemma Chan - Chan't look less than great.
8) Brie Larson - Brieally nice.
9) Karen Gillan - Pale ginger girls are good, it seems.
10) Zoe Kravitz - Only dropping because there's been new pics of other girls and none of her okay.
11) Nathalie Emmanuel
12) Chloe Grace Moretz
13) Christina Chong
14) Iris Apatow
15) Melise
16) Diane Guerrero
17) Tessa Thompson
18) Genevieve Buechner
19) Saoirse Ronan
20) Emma Roberts
21) Reina Hardesty
22) Tatiana Maslany
23) Jess Bush
24) Taylor Swift
25) Gal Gadot
26) Anna Akana
27) Amber Midthunder
28) Sophie Turner
29) Evan Rachel Wood
30) Margot Robbie
31) Natalia Dyer
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#37.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - And so it is. I've come right back to Kiki, possibly even stronger than before. My destiny has been revealed.
2) Sadie Sink - I'm still rabidly pro Sink!
3) Kaitlyn Dever - She's so appealing to me in ways I can't even describe.
4) Zendaya - Everyone loves Beautiful Zendaya.
5) Nathalie Emmanuel - Back in the top five where she belongs.
6) Sophie Thatcher - Looked extremely good at the Emmys.
7) Ana de Armas - De-finitely still highly into her.
8) Jennifer Lawrence - Has been great lately.
9) Sophie Turner - Sophie Head-Turner is BACK after having eight children and it's great to see!
10) Anna Kendrick - Another top level return!
11) Alexandra Daddario
12) Karen Gillan
13) Jessica Henwick
14) Iris Apatow
15) Tessa Thompson
16) Milly Alcock
17) Lauren Tsai
18) Rosario Dawson
19) Samara Weaving
20) Elle Fanning
21) Emilia Jones
22) Laura Harrier
23) Natalie Portman
24) Natalia Dyer
25) Taylor Russell
26) Brie Larson
27) Zoe Kravitz
28) Amanda Seyfried
29) Mackenzie Foy
30) Diane Guerrero
31) Bailee Madison
32) Mary Elizabeth Winstead
33) Camila Mendes
34) Mary Mouser
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#38.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - I'm sorry but she's unbeatable.
2) Sadie Sink - She will not "Sink" down this list.
3) Laura Harrier - I find her beautiful.
4) Kaitlyn Dever - Kait-tinues to appeal.
5) Reina Hardesty - Her Rei(g)n is coming, I have faith.
6) Alexandra Daddario - Dadserves high level recognition.
7) Maya Hawke - Maya's hot.
8) Zendaya - Zendaya is good for the world.
9) Sophie Thatcher - Thatch's the way to do it.
10) Karen Gillan - Karen's killin'.
11) Camila Mendes
12) Jessica Henwick
13) Milly Alcock
14) Ana de Armas
15) Nathalie Emmanuel
16) Jennifer Lawrence
17) Alison Brie
18) Lauren Tsai
19) Gemma Chan
20) Emma Roberts
21) Sophie Turner
22) Anna Akana
23) Inde Navarrette
24) Chloe Grace Moretz
25) Natalie Portman
26) Tatiana Maslany
27) Jamie Hayter
28) Jameela Jamil
29) Melise
30) Nicole Kang
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#38.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - The Unbeatable Shipka Girl.
2) Laura Harrier - She is beauty, she is grace.
3) Christina Chong - Queen Chong.
4) Adria Arjona - Definitely seems like one to watch.
5) Emily Carey - I hope to see her in more things as she's really good.
6) Sadie Sink - Continues to be lovely.
7) Anya Taylor-Joy - Bringing Joy to those who need it.
8) Ana de Armas - She's certainly the Armas.
9) Dove Cameron - The reason why "Dovely" is a word I made up.
10) Maya Hawke - The second best Stranger Things girl.
11) Reina Hardesty
12) Alexandra Daddario
13) Margot Robbie
14) Kaitlyn Dever
15) Milly Alcock
16) Sophie Thatcher
17) Saki Kashima
18) Inde Navarrette
19) Karen Gillan
20) Jessica Henwick
21) Natsupoi
22) Taylor Swift
23) Chloe Grace Moretz
24) Jamie Hayter
25) Anna Akana
26) Gemma Chan
27) Anne Hathaway
28) Zendaya
29) Tam Nakano
 
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