Top Tens for 2022

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#48.1

1) Margot Robbie - I wish I'd had my correct "Margot Robbie is the best girl" epiphany earlier in the year.
2) Dafne Keen - Keen to see how anyone can stop her in 2023.
3) Hailee Steinfeld - Definitely going to be in the top five for a long time.
4) Jenna Ortega - The new hotness.
5) Christina Chong - Chong't you see how great she is?
6) Karen Gillan - Karen ain't illin'!
7) Anjli Mohindra - If you've ever wondered if Anjli Mohindra would make a great robot, the anser is most definitely "yes, yes she would."
8) Pom Klementieff - We're getting more Mantis in 2023 and that is good for society.
9) Sadie Sink - She's great.
10) Lupita Nyong'o - More like Lupita Sobeautif'o.
11) Millie Bobby Brown
12) Adria Arjona
13) Zendaya
14) Lauren Tsai
15) Jennifer Lawrence
16) Jessica Henwick
17) Christina Ricci
18) Saoirse Ronan
19) Nathalie Emmanuel
20) Anya Taylor-Joy
21) Taylor Swift
22) Chloe Grace Moretz
23) Emily Carey
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#48.2

1) Margot Robbie - Nobody else has earned it yet.
2) Jenna Ortega - She's great.
3) Sadie Sink - Pale beauty Sadie Sink has had a great 2022 and it's not over yet.
4) Karen Gillan - The best Scottish girl has been very good lately.
5) Hailee Steinfeld - Haizier than thou.
6) Ellie Bamber - Muffin Girl seems like one to watch!
7) Dafne Keen - Dafneeds to be recognised.
8) Anjli Mohindra - Still feeling rabidly pro Anjli.
9) Christina Chong - There's nothing wrong with Chong.
10) Anya Taylor-Joy - A Peach of a girl.
11) Adria Arjona
12) Kat Dennings
13) Lupita Nyong'o
14) Zendaya
15) Xia Li
16) Agam Darshi
17) KAIRI
18) Iris Apatow
19) Christina Ricci
20) Yvette Monreal
21) Pom Klementieff
22) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
23) Aubrey Plaza
24) Chloe Grace Moretz
25) Adeline Rudolph
26) Emilia Jones
27) Asuka
28) Rose McIver
29) Lauren Mayberry
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#49.1

1) Jenna Ortega - A new power has risen.
2) Hailee Steinfeld - She's coming in strong for the end of the year.
3) Hayley Atwell - Late breaking top level return.
4) Christina Chong - Chong ain't wrong.
5) Dafne Keen - The Keenpocalypse is coming.
6) Sadie Sink - You can't wash your face in her but she is very good.
7) Margot Robbie - Okay she's not the permanent number one but she could be given the right circumstances.
8) Maya Hawke - I must remember to not forget her again.
9) Jessica Henwick - Henwick has been one of the biggest gainers of 2022.
10) Lupita Nyong'o - I find her very beautif'o.
11) Chloe Grace Moretz
12) Reina Hardesty
13) Adria Arjona
14) Laura Harrier
15) Zendaya
16) Anjli Mohindra
17) Adeline Rudolph
18) Leven Rambin
19) Yvette Monreal
20) Christina Ricci
21) Ellie Bamber
22) Katherine McNamara
23) Xia Li
24) Anya Taylor-Joy
25) Xochitl Gomez
26) KAIRI
27) Laura Prepon
28) Melise
29) Avril Lavigne
30) Amber Midthunder
31) Inde Navarrette
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#49.2

1) Florence Pugh - YEP she's suddenly my number one and it feels surprisingly right!
2) Jenna Ortega - 2023 could well be the Year of Ortega.
3) Hailee Steinfeld - One of the best ever.
4) Margot Robbie - I like her for many reasons.
5) Nathalie Emmanuel - Had a breakout 2022 (in list terms!) and could be even better next year.
6) Lupita Nyong'o - There's something about Lupita.
7) Sadie Sink - Unsinkable Sadie is a top ten level girl.
8) Christina Chong - Chong't you see it's Christina's world now?
9) Lauren Tsai - Lots of love for Lauren.
10) Brie Larson - Brieally good new pics today.
11) Zendaya
12) Kat Dennings
13) Jessica Henwick
14) Pom Klementieff
15) Adria Arjona
16) Hayley Atwell
17) Alexandra Daddario
18) Billie Eilish
19) Aubrey Plaza
20) Jessica Chastain
21) Saoirse Ronan
22) Dafne Keen
23) Anjli Mohindra
24) Asuka
25) Melise
26) Chloe Grace Moretz
27) Xochitl Gomez
28) Tessa Thompson
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#50.1

1) Hailee Steinfeld - There is no permanent number one! But it's Hailee now!
2) Jenna Ortega - A big part of my future list plans.
3) Margot Robbie - Top Level Margot is top level.
4) Florence Pugh - Pugh oughta know.
5) Sadie Sink - She's Sinktacular.
6) Saoirse Ronan - I'm starting to feel she's the most underrated girl of the year.
7) Kiernan Shipka - It's time to bring her back to the top ten.
8) Dafne Keen - We're all Keenly aware of her 2023 potential.
9) Christina Chong - Not Donkey Chong.
10) Alexandra Daddario - Wario's daughter, believe it or not.
11) Nathalie Emmaneul
12) Inde Navarrette
13) Adeline Rudolph
14) Brie Larson
15) Xia Li
16) Zendaya
17) Bailee Madison
18) Zoey Deutch
19) Pom Klementieff
20) Lupita Nyong'o
21) Kat Dennings
22) Xochitl Gomez
23) Olivia Cooke
24) Leven Rambin
25) January Jones
26) Tessa Thompson
27) Lily Mo Sheen
 
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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#50.2

1) Hailee Steinfeld - Finishing the year as the best girl, the dream of all female celebrities!
2) Jenna Ortega - I don't think anyone in female celebrity history has ever become One Of The Best Girls faster than Jenna Ortega.
3) Dafne Keen - Keen to help Dafne achieve her list destiny in 2023.
4) Florence Pugh - The Pugh Flos through her.
5) Anna Kendrick - Back in the top five just in time for Christmas.
6) Margot Robbie - What more is there to say about Margot Robbie.
7) Christina Chong - You can't go wrong with Chong.
8) Kiernan Shipka - She knows how to Kik-it.
9) Diane Guerrero - One of the best faces.
10) Saoirse Ronan - Still feeling rabidly pro her.
11) Asuka
12) Sadie Sink
13) Gillian Jacobs
14) Zendaya
15) Chloe Grace Moretz
16) Ellie Bamber
17) Zoey Deutch
18) Teagan Croft
19) Thomasin McKenzie
20) Saki Kashima
21) Alexandra Daddario
22) Isabelle Fuhrman
23) Milana Vayntrub
24) Kathryn Newton
25) Bailee Madison
26) Emily Kinney
27) Angourie Rice
28) Rose McIver
29) Xochitl Gomez
30) Natsupoi
31) Adeline Rudolph
32) Tam Nakano
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Four years ago I did an experiment in daily Top Tens. I am repeating that experiment starting TODAY to conclude on THURSDAY. This is to try to help with a mental health crisis I am currently experiencing. Please remember that these lists are just an expression of my autism and not an attempt to rank women based solely on their appearance. I do not believe women should be ranked in that way. They are all beautiful! Its just a measure of who I currently like in my way. Please also remember these lists should not necessarily be read by anyone other than me.

#51.1

1) Margot Robbie
2) Sadie Sink
3) Dafne Keen
4) Natalie Portman
5) Anna Kendrick
6) Jenna Ortega
7) Elle Fanning
8) Jessica Henwick
9) Samara Weaving
10) Hailee Steinfeld
11) Diane Guerrero
12) Asuka
13) Selena Gomez
14) Florence Pugh
15) Inde Navarrette
16) Isbelle Fuhrman
17) Anya Taylor-Joy

COMMENTARY: Margot was a very clear number one. Natalie made a nice comeback. I'll get it down to under fifteen tomorrow.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#51.2

1) Margot Robbie
2) Sadie Sink
3) Jenna Ortega
4) Dafne Keen
5) Maisie Williams
6) Samara Weaving
7) Anna Kendrick
8) Florence Pugh
9) Elle Fanning
10) Xia Li
11) Diane Guerrero
12) Jessica Henwick
13) Ellie Bamber
14) Asuka
15) Nicole Kang
16) Inde Navarrette

COMMENTARY: Getting closer to fifteen! Margot still no question the number one, but Sadie has been a very impressive number two. Maisie Williams makes a strong return. Natalie Portman and Hailee Steinfeld disappear, showing how mercurial I am and how you probably shouldn't take any of this seriously.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#51.3

1) Margot Robbie
2) Sadie Sink
3) Saoirse Ronan
4) Jenna Ortega
5) Dafne Keen
6) Samara Weaving
7) Valentina Novakovic
8) Christina Chong
9) Jessica Henwick
10) Adria Arjona
11) Maisie Williams
12) Billie Eilish
13) Anna Kendrick
14) Elle Fanning
15) Natalie Portman
16) Adeline Rudolph

COMMENTARY: Top two remains unchanged and is frankly unlikely to change in the next four days of this insane experiment. Natalie makes a small retrun after vaguely entering my mind. Valentine Novakovic is someone we don't see enough of.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#51.4

1) Margot Robbie
2) Zendaya
3) Sadie Sink
4) Anna Kendrick
5) Jessica Henwick
6) Jenna Ortega
7) Samara Weaving
8) Diane Guerrero
9) Saoirse Ronan
10) Christina Chong
11) Xochitl Gomez
12) Adria Arjona
13) Florence Pugh
14) Dafne Keen
15) Maisie Williams
16) Natsupoi
17) Sydney Sweeney
18) Anya Taylor-Joy
19) Ruth Wilson

COMMENTARY: Zendaya makes a welcome top level return. Anna Kendrick rises again. I begin to remember why I only did this once before four years ago...
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#51.5

1) Margot Robbie
2) Sadie Sink
3) Zendaya
4) Anna Kendrick
5) Zazie Beetz
6) Jessica Henwick
7) Jenna Ortega
8) Samara Weaving
9) Dafne Keen
10) Christina Chong
11) Saoirse Ronan
12) Diane Guerrero
13) Natsupoi
14) Maude Apatow
15) Anya Taylor-Joy
16) Valentina Novakovic
17) Ruth Wilson

COMMENTARY: Meep meep the fucklemeeps.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#51.6

1) Zendaya
2) Sadie Sink
3) Margot Robbie
4) Anna Kendrick
5) Jenna Ortega
6) Aubrey Plaza
7) Jessica Henwick
8) Zazie Beetz
9) Yvette Monreal
10) Christina Chong
11) Saoirse Ronan
12) Natsupoi
13) Florence Pugh
14) Emily Kinney
15) Ellie Bamber
16) Valentina Novakovic
17) Dafne Keen

COMMENTARY: I wondered who could possibly knock Margot off the top spot. Turns out it was one of the most obvious answers. OF COURSE it was Zendaya!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#51.7

1) Zendaya
2) Sadie Sink
3) Anna Kendrick
4) Jenna Ortega
5) Anya Taylor-Joy
6) Jessica Henwick
7) Dafne Keen
8) Margot Robbie
9) Aubrey Plaza
10) Zazie Beetz
11) Amita Suman
12) Pom Klementieff
13) Yvette Monreal
14) Emily Kinney
15) Christina Chong
16) Xochitl Gomez

COMMENTARY: It's over. In macro form, this week tells the whole story of my female celebrity obsession. A conclusion will never be reached. It is ultimately pointless. Yet I cannot stop.

Next list will probably be Monday as Sunday is Christmas day. Last list of the year a week today. And then I will present the Female Celebrity List of 2022...and the Wacky Hot One Hundred Version 20.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#52.1

1) Millie Bobby Brown - STRONGLY back at number one to the extent that I'm already regretting letting her drop off the list for a while as her 2022 ranking may not necessarily reflect my current thinking!
2) Zendaya - Distant number two is still higher than everyone else!
3) Jessica Henwick - Has been one of the best girls of the year and it feels good to say it.
4) Jenna Ortega - I no longer feel any doubt regarding her being the best newcomer of 2022, if indeed I ever did.
5) Margot Robbie - She was so good this year and next year we get Barbie!
6) Diane Guerrero - Was also one of the best of the year and it also feels good to also say it.
7) Inde Navarrette - Another of the best of the year for me and another where it feels good to say it.
8) Hailee Steinfeld - More like Hippy Steinfeld.
9) Dafne Keen - There is a strongly possibility of total Keen domination in 2023.
10) Anna Kendrick - Anna Kendrick.
11) Xochitl Gomez
12) Kathryn Newton
13) Aubrey Plaza
14) Elle Fanning
15) Lupita Nyong'o
16) Florence Pugh
17) Anya Taylor-Joy
18) Victoria Coren Mitchell
19) Sadie Sink
20) Genevieve Buechner
21) Hikaru Shida
22) Isla Fisher
23) Adria Arjona
24) Milly Alcock
25) Amber Midthunder
26) Yvette Monreal
27) Reina Hardesty
28) Sarah Michelle Gellar
29) Iris Apatow
30) Melise
31) Anna Hopkins
32) Joey King
33) Tiya Sircar
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#52.2

1) Millie Bobby Brown - Heading into 2023 as my unquestioned number one. The sky's the limit.
2) Anya Taylor-Joy - One of the most beautiful girls out of all the girls.
3) Zendaya - I love Zendaya as much as I hate the anti-Zendaya.
4) Milly Alcock - There were a lot of strong newcomers this year and Milly stands with the very best of them.
5) Sadie Sink - A 2022 breakout who could do even better in 2023.
6) Dafne Keen - Keenly beginning her plan for world domination.
7) Jessica Henwick - Another girl who climbed way up in my brain this year.
8) Ruby Cruz - Strong newcomer who will do very well next year.
9) Hailee Steinfeld - You all know how I feel about her.
10) Jenna Ortega - Next year is going to be so exciting, guys!
11) Xochitl Gomez
12) Zazie Beetz
13) Laura Harrier
14) Maisie Williams
15) Reina Hardesty
16) Margot Robbie
17) Anna Kendrick
18) Lupita Nyong'o
19) Karen Gillan
20) Diane Guerrero
21) KAIRI
22) Leven Rambin
23) Adria Arjona
24) Olivia Cooke
25) Victoria Coren Mitchell
26) Ellie Bamber
27) Hannah Fry

VERY SOON I will present my 2022 list, collecting the data from every top ten posted this year. And then, before next Thursday, the main event...The Wacky Hot One Hundred Version 20...
 
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