Top Tens for 2022

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
The road goes ever on...

#1

1) Billie Eilish - It is always good to start the year with a statement, and my statement is "Billie Eilish is great."
2) Zendaya - Could 2022 be the year of the beautiful Zendaya!? It's quite possible!
3) Natalie Portman - The number one of the Wacky Hot One Hundred. The number one in my heart!?
4) Lauren Tsai - There was a really good pic of her yesterday which reconfirmed my strongly pro feelings towards her.
5) Maya Hawke - One to watch for this and future years!
6) Mackenzie Foy - One of the cutest of them all.
7) Adelaide Kane - I Kane't get enough of her.
8) Anya Taylor-Joy - They don't call her the Uniquely Beautiful ATJ for nothing!
9) Dakota Blue Richards - She's really good.
10) Anna Hopkins - Should be in something else when The Expanse ends.
11) Dafne Keen
12) Kiernan Shipka
13) Freya Allan
14) Freema Agyeman
15) Millie Bobby Brown
16) Kaitlyn Dever
17) Peyton Roi List
18) Amanda Seyfried
19) Jessica Henwick
20) Ming-Na Wen
21) Thomasin McKenzie
22) Brie Larson
23) Karen Gillan
24) Adeline Rudolph
25) Kate Beckinsale
26) Frankie Adams
27) Mary Mouser
28) Victoria Coren Mitchell
29) Tay Conti
30) Linda Park
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#2.1

1) Zendaya - She is female perfection.
2) Kiernan Shipka - But really you could also call her "female perfection" if you use that weird phrase like I do, so it's hard to know who to put at number one (it's Zendaya though.)
3) Billie Eilish - Also really great.
4) Maisie Williams - It's great to see her again and really I'm hopeful for her being permantently high ranked in 2022.
5) Milana Vayntrub - We need her in things and also in stuff.
6) Zoïa Mossour - Seems like one to watch!
7) Reina Hardesty - Even a pic of her in a mask is enough because of her stunning eyes.
8) Adeline Rudolph - One I am watching in 2022.
9) Mackenzie Foy - Mackutzie continues to appeal to whatever part of my brain is writing these words.
10) Lauren Tsai - Can't get that nose scrunch out of my head.
11) Freya Allan
12) Dafne Keen
13) Cara Gee
14) Natalie Portman
15) Thomasin McKenzie
16) Anna Hopkins
17) Ivana Baquero
18) Elizabeth Olsen
19) Peyton Roi List
20) Jessica Henwick
21) Brie Larson
22) Adelaide Kane
23) Mina Sundwall
24) Nicole Maines
25) Leven Rambin
26) Frankie Adams
27) Bailee Madison
28) Jamie Hayter
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#2.2

1) Anya Taylor-Joy - Actually it turns out she is, in fact, the best girl. Sorry for any prior confusion.
2) Hailee Steinfeld - Also great and deserves to be highly ranked on every list, really.
3) Sophie Thatcher - Sophs like one to Thatch!
4) Zendaya - Still great.
5) Zoïa Mossour - Yeah I'm permanently into her now.
6) Kiernan Shipka - Is in Shipka Shape.
7) Lauren Tsai - On the "Scrunchiest noses" list.
8) Reina Hardesty - Her eyes.
9) Evan Rachel Wood - Real name "Evan Rachel Good."
10) Billie Eilish - One of the best.
11) Milana Vayntrub
12) Maisie Williams
13) Freya Allan
14) Adeline Rudolph
15) Mackenzie Foy
16) Natalie Portman
17) Millie Bobby Brown
18) Nicole Kang
19) Anna Hopkins
20) Kristen Stewart
21) Freema Agyeman
22) Fan Bingbing
23) Dakota Fanning
24) Ming-Na Wen
25) Cara Gee
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#3.1

1) Billie Eilish - YEP I can't deny how appealing I find her appearance and if I was young I'd probably be so obsessed with her I'd literally die so it's lucky I'm not young.
2) Anya Taylor-Joy - Could very well be the best girl though.
3) Sophie Thatcher - I am making a serious investment of points in her and it will pay off later.
4) Zoïa Mossour - Another one I was right about.
5) Hailee Steinfeld - They don't call her "Top Level Haiz" for nothing.
6) Thomasin McKenzie - Been thinking about her again lately and they have been good thoughts.
7) Anna Hopkins - Needs to be in more things already.
8) Kat Dennings - It would certainly be possible for Kat to end up highly ranked on a regular basis with the right material.
9) Freya Allan - She's lovely.
10) Lauren Tsai - Continues to enter my mind.
11) Kaitlyn Dever
12) Samara Weaving
13) Reina Hardesty
14) Zendaya
15) Anne Hathaway
16) Laura Harrier
17) Nadine Nicole
18) Kiernan Shipka
19) Adeline Rudolph
20) Natalie Portman
21) Tessa Thompson
22) Cara Gee
23) Maisie Williams
24) Frankie Adams
25) Amita Suman
26) Isabelle Fuhrman
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#3.2

1) Billie Eilish - Is she the best girl now? Has it happened?
2) Kiernan Shipka - Of course Kiernan IS the Kikiest girl so that's something.
3) Inde Navarrette - Seems like a high level one to watch!
4) Thomasin McKenzie - I continue to be highly into her at the moment.
5) Dafne Keen - She's great.
6) Sophie Thatcher - Momentum hurt ever so slightly by not being on tv this week.
7) Zoïa Mossour - Zo pretty.
8) Teagan Croft - Also highly seeming like one to watch.
9) Zendaya - Zen's great, yeah.
10) Dakota Fanning - Currently winning the Fanning War.
11) Barbara Palvin
12) Peyton Roi List
13) Freya Allan
14) Samara Weaving
15) Avril Lavigne
16) Natalie Portman
17) Reina Hardesty
18) Anya Taylor-Joy
19) Lauren Tsai
20) Katherine McNamara
21) Mackenzie Foy
22) Aubrey Plaza
23) Taissa Farmiga
24) Rihanna
25) Emma Raducanu
26) Ming-Na Wen
27) Milana Vayntrub
28) Ritu Arya
29) Rosario Dawson
30) Dakota Blue Richards
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#4.1

1) Thomasin McKenzie - Actually yeah deserves a number one ranking really a lot.
2) Anya Taylor-Joy - Actually if you think about it there's nobody else who looks like Anya.
3) Millie Bobby Brown - Look this list isn't about me being a horrible pervert so it's actually okay to rank her this high.
4) Reina Hardesty - Seriously she fits into my brain so well.
5) Billie Eilish - Continuing to find her appealing!
6) Zoïa Mossour - I don't know how it happened but I'm finally into a model.
7) Kristine Froseth - High level one to watch.
8) Sophie Thatcher - Now known as the best Sophie.
9) Hailee Steinfeld - None more Haizy.
10) Inde Navarrette - Dare I say she has something of a Natalie look to her...
11) Sydney Sweeney
12) Kat Dennings
13) Yvette Monreal
14) Lauren Tsai
15) Kiernan Shipka
16) Barbara Palvin
17) Dafne Keen
18) Tessa Thompson
19) Avril Lavigne
20) Dakota Fanning
21) Kaitlyn Dever
22) Teagan Croft
23) Pom Klementieff
24) Brie Larson
25) Phoebe Tonkin
26) Anna Jay
 
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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#4.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - Who's the Kikiest of them all?
2) Millie Bobby Brown - It's Millie Bobby's time.
3) Thomasin McKenzie - Still feeling rabidly pro her.
4) Reina Hardesty - So pretty.
5) Kristine Froseth - Yep definitely a high level one to watch.
6) Sydney Sweeney - Just going to get more famous.
7) Zoïa Mossour - Has really settled into a solid niche.
8) Margot Robbie - Good to see her in the year 2022.
9) Kat Dennings - It's good she's instagram'ing again.
10) Sophie Thatcher - Would be nice if she was in Boba Fett again.
11) Yvette Monreal
12) Fan Bingbing
13) Tessa Thompson
14) Inde Navarrette
15) Kristen Stewart
16) Brie Larson
17) Amber Midthunder
18) Natalie Portman
19) Aubrey Plaza
20) Anya Taylor-Joy
21) Elle Fanning
22) Tam Nakano
23) Dafne Keen
24) Barbara Palvin
25) Nicole Kang
26) Michelle Trachtenberg
27) Mina Shirakawa
28) Taissa Farmiga
29) Emma Roberts
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#5.1

1) Millie Bobby Brown - Yep, I have to go with who the best current girl is and it's her no doubt.
2) Kiernan Shipka - Let's not forget about Kiernan Shipka and her ways though.
3) Sophie Thatcher - There can be no doubt who the best newcomer of 2022 is.
4) Kat Dennings - It's great to see Kat Dennings highly ranked in this year.
5) Fan Bingbing - She's ridiculously good looking.
6) Anya Taylor-Joy - Brings me Taylor-Joy.
7) Sydney Sweeney - Growing in fame.
8) Thomasin McKenzie - Nicer than eight nice things.
9) Ella Purnell - Seems like one to watch!
10) Ana de Armas - I don't include her often enough it's wrong.
11) Adelaide Kane
12) Lauren Tsai
13) Nicole Kang
14) Sarah Desjardins
15) Tiya Sircar
16) Aubrey Plaza
17) Brie Larson
18) Sasha Banks
19) Emily Kinney
20) Bailee Madison
21) Billie Eilish
22) Freya Allan
23) Katherine McNamara
24) Samara Weaving
25) Emma Roberts
26) Gal Gadot
27) Pom Klementieff
28) Anjli Mohindra
29) Nicole de Boer
30) Kathryn Newton
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#5.2

1) Millie Bobby Brown - No one else was even considered.
2) Kat Dennings - Kat has climbed back to near the top of the list and you love to see it.
3) Kiernan Shipka - I also strongly like Kiki.
4) Fan Bingbing - One of the most beautiful women in the world.
5) Anya Taylor-Joy - She is unique.
6) Sophie Thatcher - I continue to be rabidly pro THATCHER.
7) Maisie Williams - The best Girl of Thrones.
8) Elizabeth Henstridge - Yep a very welcome top level rerurn for this Agent of Nice!
9) Yvette Monreal - Also climbing the rankings which is literally what this whole crazy thing is about!
10) Mackenzie Foy - Sweet on a horse.
11) Dafne Keen
12) Nicole Kang
13) Anjli Mohindra
14) Zoïa Mossour
15) Inde Navarrette
16) Ella Purnell
17) January Jones
18) Thomasin McKenzie
19) Dakota Fanning
20) Natalie Portman
21) Lauren Tsai
22) Tay Conti
23) Emma Roberts
24) Teagan Croft
25) Amita Suman
26) Charli XCX
27) Janina Gavankar
28) Sasha Bank
29) Iris Apatow
30) Michelle Trachtenberg
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#6.1

1) Millie Bobby Brown - She is the moment.
2) Ella Purnell - Definitely strongly one to watch.
3) Sydney Sweeney - It's important to identify the female celebrities of the future.
4) Sophie Thatcher - Also strongly one to watch!
5) Elizabeth Henstridge - Has definitely been on a high level as of late.
6) Emma Roberts - Making a strong comeback.
7) Maisie Williams - I really like her; she's really good.
8) Brie Larson - They don't call her Beautiful Brie for nothing!
9) Anya Taylor-Joy - One of the best girls.
10) Kat Dennings - A friend to cats.
11) Elle Fanning
12) Fan Bingbing
13) Ivana Baquero
14) Lauren Tsai
15) Nicole Kang
16) Barbara Palvin
17) Katherine McNamara
18) Lily Mo Sheen
19) Emily Kinney
20) Isabelle Fuhrman
21) Inde Navarrette
22) Bailee Madison
23) Emma Raducanu
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#6.2

1) Elle Fanning - She's back! And she has a back...
2) Kiernan Shipka - Inevitably, all things return to Kiki.
3) Dakota Fanning - Always two Fannings, there are, an Elle and a Dakota.
4) Millie Bobby Brown - It continues to be Millie Bobby's time.
5) Elizabeth Henstridge - Has become a top five girl!
6) Dafne Keen - I'm Keen to see more of her.
7) Hailee Steinfeld - Nice to see her, it is.
8) Ella Purnell - I like her now.
9) Sydney Sweeney - Still very much in favour of her.
10) Nicole Kang - Finding her increasingly good.
11) Karen Gillan
12) Sophie Thatcher
13) Mackenzie Foy
14) Laura Harrier
15) Courtney Eaton
16) Janina Gavankar
17) Reina Hardesty
18) Barbara Palvin
19) Emily Kinney
20) Zendaya
21) Freya Allan
22) Peyton Roi List
23) Olivia Rodrigo
24) Kat Dennings
25) Jodie Comer
26) January Jones
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#7.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - Oh, she's the best girl. She's the very best girl.
2) Elle Fanning - I also continue to love Elle Fanning.
3) Anne Hathaway - The beautiful Anne Hathaway is back.
4) Lauren Tsai - I find her hugely appealing.
5) Millie Bobby Brown - Greatie Greaty Great.
6) Emma Roberts - Had a birthday bum.
7) Laura Harrier - Deserves much more recognition.
8) Amanda Seyfried - Hopefully she's back too.
9) Candice Patton - She's actually really good.
10) Michelle Trachtenberg - Look I don't feel Trachtenfeelings the way I used to quite yet but it's nice to see her.
11) Kat Dennings
12) Karen Gillan
13) Dafne Keen
14) Freya Allan
15) Adelaide Kane
16) Mackenzie Foy
17) Charli XCX
18) Dakota Fanning
19) Adeline Rudolph
20) Florence Pugh
21) Hazuki
22) Leven Rambin
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#7.2

1) Millie Bobby Brown - The future of the female celebrity society is in good hands.
2) Karen Gillan - I like her and her paleness a lot.
3) Kiernan Shipka - Nobody Shipkas quite like Kiernan.
4) Zendaya - Imagine not liking Zendaya.
5) Dove Cameron - Making a strong comeback.
6) Elle Fanning - Let's not forget what she's done.
7) Anne Hathaway - They don't call her "The Beautiful Anne Hathaway" for nothing.
8) Brie Larson - I Brie (be) a fan of hers.
9) Scarlett Johansson - About time she made her 2022 debut.
10) Azita Ghanizada - A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
11) Thomasin McKenzie
12) Natalie Portman
13) Lauren Tsai
14) Jodie Comer
15) Aubrey Plaza
16) Michelle Trachtenberg
17) Brianna Hildebrand
18) Kristine Froseth
19) Freya Allan
20) Tam Nakano
21) Zoe Kravitz
22) Dakota Fanning
23) Pom Klementieff
24) Freema Agyeman
25) Amanda Seyfried
26) Hazuki
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#8.1

1) Millie Bobby Brown - When the female celebrity historians of the distant future look back on this time they will call it "The Millie Bobby Brown Era."
2) Kiernan Shipka - She's great.
3) Karen Gillan - Very much still in favour of recent Karen Gillan material.
4) Zendaya - Hey ya, Zendaya.
5) Anne Hathaway - Has not left my mind yet.
6) Inde Navarrette - Actually really starting to appeal to me.
7) Zoë Kravitz - Deserves more hotness recognition.
8) Hailee Steinefeld - It's good to see her again.
9) Elizabeth Olsen - Deserves more hotness recognition.
10) Emma Raducanu - The reason why "tennis cutie" is a term now.
11) Jessica Henwick
12) Sophie Thatcher
13) Diane Guerrero
14) Scarlett Johansson
15) Brittany Carter
16) Lauren Tsai
17) Azita Ghanizada
18) Jodie Comer
19) KAIRI
20) Anna Akana
21) Reina Hardesty
22) Dafne Keen
23) Avril Lavigne
24) Jamie Hayter
 
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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#8.2

1) Natalie Portman - Really, it has always been Natalie.
2) Diane Guerrero - Deserving of high level recognition.
3) Kiernan Shipka - The Kikiest girl to ever Kiki.
4) Billie Eilish - I've got my Ei on her.
5) Millie Bobby Brown - Let's see what she does next.
6) Zoë Kravitz - She's sexy as duck (OR CAT.)
7) Lauren Tsai - Her face makes me feel nice.
8) Zendaya - I love Zendaya.
9) January Jones - Has been great lately.
10) Sydney Sweeney - Poised to conquer the female celebrity world.
11) Angourie Rice
12) Kaitlyn Dever
13) Kristen Stewart
14) KAIRI
15) Anne Hathaway
16) Dafne Keen
17) Inde Navarrette
18) Bailee Madison
19) Reina Hardesty
20) Jenna Coleman
21) Tam Nakano
22) Emma Raducanu
23) Adelaide Kane
24) Lauren Cohan
25) Giulia
26) Laura Harrier
27) Sarah Desjardins
28) Natsupoi
29) Brittany Carter
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#9.1

1) Natalie Portman - She is the best girl.
2) Kiernan Shipka - I am also a fan of Kiernan "Kiki" Shipka.
3) Diane Guerrero - Still rabidly pro Guerrero.
4) Reina Hardesty - Is it going to happen in 2022? I have faith that it will happen eventually, but it's been delayed already.
5) Billie Eilish - Ei lish (I like) her a lot.
6) Zazie Beetz - Deserving of top level recognition.
7) Millie Bobby Brown - Cuter than Cute Harry.
8) Zoë Kravitz - Continues to impress.
9) Amanda Seyfried - Also deserving of more high level recognition.
10) Zendaya - Zendaya
11) Karen Gillan
12) Zoïa Mossour
13) Hailee Steinfeld
14) Anya Taylor-Joy
15) Lauren Tsai
16) Sydney Sweeney
17) Anjli Mohindra
18) Lily Mo Sheen
19) Larsen Thompson
20) Scarlett Johansson
21) Anne Hathaway
22) Emma Roberts
23) Yvette Monreal
24) Freya Allan
25) Brittany Carter
26) Ella Purnell
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#9.2

1) Hailee Steinfeld - I am one hundred percent back to thinking that Hailee Steinfeld is the best girl and it might be permanent!
2) Kaitlyn Dever - It's also very important to note my renewed admiration of Kaitlyn Dever, who is super cute and adorable.
3) Elle Fanning - Hey she's great too. Girls are great.
4) Natalie Portman - Don't think for a second that this means I've gone off Natalie.
5) Zoë Kravitz - I look forward to seeing her as some kind of cat lady.
6) Kristen Stewart - She's so cool.
7) Rosario Dawson - Deserves more recognition.
8) Billie Eilish - Still feeling very positive about her!
9) Lily Mo Sheen - Back in the news!
10) Freema Agyeman - Beautiful Freema is beautiful.
11) Amanda Seyfried
12) Natsupoi
13) Anjli Mohindra
14) Emma Raducanu
15) Zendaya
16) Jodie Comer
17) Alexandra Daddario
18) Tam Nakano
19) Lady C
20) Janina Gavankar
21) Anya Taylor-Joy
22) Jessica Chastain
23) Kiernan Shipka
24) Anne Hathaway
25) Gigi Dolin
26) Vanessa Hudgens
27) Peyton Roi List
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#10.1

1) Hailee Steinfeld - My heart tells me I should keep Hailee at number one, despite stiff competition.
2) Kiernan Shipka - She was the stiff competition.
3) Karen Gillan - The Great Karen Gillan more like!
4) Zendaya - Everyone loves Zendaya.
5) Kaitlyn Dever - I continue to feel strongly about Kaitlyn Dever.
6) Adelaide Kane - It's time for Adelaide Kane to return to the top.
7) Natalie Portman - Really it's time for the Thor trailer.
8) Zoë Kravitz - She is sexually attractive.
9) Jeri Ryan - Has assimilated my heart.
10) Billie Eilish - Continues to be great.
11) Reina Hardesty
12) Iris Apatow
13) Laura Harrier
14) Millie Bobby Brown
15) Maya Hawke
16) Xia Li
17) Elle Fanning
18) Emily Kinney
19) Amanda Seyfried
20) Nicole Kang
21) Yvette Monreal
22) Isa Briones
23) Gigi Dolin
24) Brittany Carter
25) Pom Klementieff
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#10.2

1) Kaitlyn Dever - In a week with many great female celebrity images she was my definite favourite and it feels good to say it.
2) Kiernan Shipka - She is great though.
3) Karen Gillan - Continues not to be Karen Villain!
4) Hailee Steinfeld - Could easily be number one again any time.
5) Laura Harrier - Deserves more recognition.
6) Millie Bobby Brown - We live in Millie Bobby's time.
7) Kristen Stewart - Has been great of late.
8) Diane Guerrero - One of the best girls I think!
9) Reina Hardesty - Destined for greatness.
10) Zoia Mossour - She is lovely.
11) Iris Apatow
12) Lauren Tsai
13) Yvette Monreal
14) Emma Roberts
15) Zoe Kravitz
16) Angourie Rice
17) Xia Li
18) Sophie Thatcher
19) Sydney Sweeney
20) Amita Suman
21) Camila Mendes
22) Dafne Keen
23) Billie Eilish
24) Chloe Grace Moretz
25) Nicole Kang
26) Tam Nakano
27) Zendaya
28) Daisy Ridley
29) Emma Raducanu
30) Leven Rambin
31) Emma Stone
32) Jessica Chastain
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#11.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - She's the best girl, let's just all accept it and maybe finally we can have world peace.
2) Zoë Kravitz - I am rabidly pro her.
3) Millie Bobby Brown - The rise and rise of Millie continues to rise.
4) Kaitlyn Dever - Definitely have not forgotten how appealing I find her.
5) Diane Guerrero - Yep certified as one of my favourite girls, thank you very much.
6) Jenna Coleman - Has been very good lately!
7) Angourie Rice - Another fast rising star!
8) Chloe Grace Moretz - I still love CGM.
9) Kristen Stewart - She's great.
10) Elle Fanning - Cute-tinues.
11) Karen Gillan
12) Elizabeth Olsen
13) Hailee Steinfeld
14) Avril Lavigne
15) Laura Harrier
16) Dafne Keen
17) Adria Arjona
18) KAIRI
19) Natsupoi
20) Florence Pugh
21) Thomasin McKenzie
22) Anya Taylor-Joy
23) Lily Mo Sheen
24) Amanda Seyfried
25) Mina Shirakawa
26) Anne Hathaway
27) Emma Raducanu
28) Brittany Carter
 
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