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Trolling Ex Isle. Was it a success?
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Enkephalen
My Stars!
Is Zack writing a new script? Perhaps that would explain his extended absence.
Starship Coyote
Original Gangster!
That or someone put a contract on him. Here's sincerely hoping Christopher is next on someone's list.
Starship Coyote
Original Gangster!
I think Christopher is a pathetic asshole who needs the shit knocked out of him by a 400 lb. black woman and then sat on until he swears allegience to Allah.
He acts like he knows everything about writing scripts, plots, etc...and anyone who doesn't agree with him 100% is obviously stupid. They removed him as mod for a reason, and the reason wasn't that he was made "demigod" or whatever the euphemism is there for sanctioned cockswallowing.
I hope he's allergic to peanuts and that he's the sole survivor of a plane crash on a tropical island where there's nothing to eat but the dead bodies and those nasty little peanuts they serve.
Other than that, I hate the mother fucker and hope he dies. I hope he goddamn dies.
He acts like he knows everything about writing scripts, plots, etc...and anyone who doesn't agree with him 100% is obviously stupid. They removed him as mod for a reason, and the reason wasn't that he was made "demigod" or whatever the euphemism is there for sanctioned cockswallowing.
I hope he's allergic to peanuts and that he's the sole survivor of a plane crash on a tropical island where there's nothing to eat but the dead bodies and those nasty little peanuts they serve.
Other than that, I hate the mother fucker and hope he dies. I hope he goddamn dies.
Starship Coyote
Original Gangster!
Ok, try this angle...let's get visual:
Imagine Christopher...however you imagine him...strapped into a barber chair. Imagine that the chair in fact has no cushion in the seat, but instead has rusty razors at 2 cm intervals. A whole bed of them.
Imagine Christopher's head strapped so that he's forced to look at his crotch. Imagine a large round steel rod approximately 10 inches in diameter and 15 feet long...weighing...oh...150 lbs...attached to a hydraulic punch hovering directly over his crotch. Imagine a timer, attached to the machinery that will repeatedly slam the rod down, counting down from 100 to 0. I'd chuckle for hours if I read that happened to him.
Does that help?
Imagine Christopher...however you imagine him...strapped into a barber chair. Imagine that the chair in fact has no cushion in the seat, but instead has rusty razors at 2 cm intervals. A whole bed of them.
Imagine Christopher's head strapped so that he's forced to look at his crotch. Imagine a large round steel rod approximately 10 inches in diameter and 15 feet long...weighing...oh...150 lbs...attached to a hydraulic punch hovering directly over his crotch. Imagine a timer, attached to the machinery that will repeatedly slam the rod down, counting down from 100 to 0. I'd chuckle for hours if I read that happened to him.
Does that help?
Starship Coyote
Original Gangster!
Ok, I'm not fond of Christopher.
Enkephalen
My Stars!
Really? I never would have guessed.
Gonad
DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
He left because of this thread.
Starship Coyote
Original Gangster!
He used to mod the Exploring The Universe forum at EI. Ultimately, he was so obnoxious toward people that he stepped down as mod so he "could be made a demigod."
Enkephalen
My Stars!
I've always wondered: did he step down or was he asked to leave?
I vaguely recall that he was rude and dismissive to a member or members with whom he disagreed with, and was called on his behavior in the AQG because of his staff position. There was a hint that he disagreed rather vehemently with other staffers in the staff lounge concerning this behavior which brought about his abrupt departure as one of the admin/mod staff.
But he was simultaneously granted his long sought after enrobement as a demigod. He then seemed to take over the reviews section. And woe betide a poster who disagreed with his view on a t.v. show he liked. The only time I ever saw him back down from his position was when another demigod disagreed with him. A clash of titans was not going to happen as I think the other demigod had more gravitas.
I think his being a demigod agrees with his personality more than when he was part of the staff. It affords him the ability to continue being dismissive with a "get out of jail" bar beneath his name, as no one will ever disagree with a demigod. Can you imagine them ever issuing a warning or suspension to a demigod? Yikes - hell and snow living in perfect harmony.
Don't mind me, I'm in an irritable mood this day.
I vaguely recall that he was rude and dismissive to a member or members with whom he disagreed with, and was called on his behavior in the AQG because of his staff position. There was a hint that he disagreed rather vehemently with other staffers in the staff lounge concerning this behavior which brought about his abrupt departure as one of the admin/mod staff.
But he was simultaneously granted his long sought after enrobement as a demigod. He then seemed to take over the reviews section. And woe betide a poster who disagreed with his view on a t.v. show he liked. The only time I ever saw him back down from his position was when another demigod disagreed with him. A clash of titans was not going to happen as I think the other demigod had more gravitas.
I think his being a demigod agrees with his personality more than when he was part of the staff. It affords him the ability to continue being dismissive with a "get out of jail" bar beneath his name, as no one will ever disagree with a demigod. Can you imagine them ever issuing a warning or suspension to a demigod? Yikes - hell and snow living in perfect harmony.
Don't mind me, I'm in an irritable mood this day.