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True Blood "Night of the Sun"

While I love the story line and the acting and all that sophisticated hullaballoo, I'm VERY glad that they took a break from the angst to give us fresh vampire porn.

The fight between Sookie and Debbie needed more. I was really disappointed that Debbie didn't wolf out until she had her tail between her legs.
 
Those two will go at it again, I'm sure. Maybe Sook will have her fae powers and blast her head off in a shower of white sparks.
 
Ah, of course.
 
A FAG SHOW! I'M SURE YOU WILL ALL ENJOY YOUR ASSES OFF!
 
I was on the edge of my seat throughout!

So considering they're cousins and their mothers are both crazy, is Lafayette's mum the sister of Tara's mum? I'm glad Lafayette and Jesus got back together.

Not so glad Bill and Sookie got back together so bloody quick, though. I thought it was finally all over! Grr. The faerieville dream wasn't bad... I mean, it could've been really camp and silly, but somehow it worked. Maybe there's a faerie at the heart of the Island.

"Maybe you can flirt some sense into her!"

The fight at the end with Debbie was a bit Buffyesque, what with the leather red coat and girls being thrown around. Yeah, it didn't really affect the status quo at all, but you've gotta save something for the ultimate showdown.

Not really interested in Jason's storyline, but will be interesting to find out what Cindy is. They seem to do this quite often, though, don't they? Introduce a new girl and make us wonder what she is. Just like with that freaky looking new barmaid. Maybe she's René's sister or something. Speaking of which, that was a nice surprise cameo. Glad I don't read spoilers!

Found the sex scene at the end really off-putting. I mean, they may as well have just invited a camera into their real life marital home. It was like an Anna Paquin/Stephen Moyer sex video had been edited into the episode.
 
Cindy? I thought her name was Crystal.
 
Crystal METH.
 
Oh yeah, Crystal... From Hotshot?
 
Is it okay to say that they should have got someone hotter to play Crystal? Because Jason could do so much better!
 
She exotic. She's growing on me. At least she can act(ish).
 
Exotic!?
 
YES EXOTIC!
 
EXOTIC?!
 
What the fuck, Hambil?
 
SHE'S FUCKING WHITE TRASH AND SHE LOOKS IT
 
Indeed.
 
Next Hambil will say the new waitress is kinda hot and not at all a genetic freak worthy of a circus sideshow.

They at least should have found someone as hot as Amy. Crystal is a leap backwards, Mr. Stackhouse.
 
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