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Two and a Half men + Charlie Sheen Meltdown Watch

He got a Twitter account yesterday and started posting photos, so it'll get worse before it gets better.
 
He actually looks older than his dad now.

They played some of the audio on the radio this morning, I wonder if he realises how fast he is talking right now.
 
He is the very definition of a major coke head. That said the guy is a fucking legend and I think he's fucking brilliant.

On his natural high: "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
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HE'S GOT TIGER BLOOD, MAN.


So adding him on Twitter as well.
 
P Diddy is on the way to his house for a party right now.


NO REALLY. THEY'RE TWEETING.
 
I'd like to hear Steven Wright on cocain.
 
I just can't bring myself to add him. He is obviously going to be dead soon, and I don't want to be such a morbid voyeur to the inevitable discovery of his bloated 2-days-dead body at Chateau Marmont.

I do like Seth Green's parody of Charlie's first twitpic, though. Took him like a half hour to post it after the original: http://twitpic.com/457v17
 
I liked Seth McFarlanes comment "Who would have thought hiring a major cokehead to be the star of your hit network comedy would cause problems?"
 
Homo Erectus said:
true but sad that you have to defend him.
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We must strive to elevate ourselves spiritually to the highest possible place...it is much easier to look down and judge everyone else from up there.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I just can't bring myself to add him. He is obviously going to be dead soon, and I don't want to be such a morbid voyeur to the inevitable discovery of his bloated 2-days-dead body at Chateau Marmont.

I do like Seth Green's parody of Charlie's first twitpic, though. Took him like a half hour to post it after the original: http://twitpic.com/457v17
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I have the same feeling of horrified fascination that occured when Whitney and Bobby Brown were running amok. You want to look away but you can't...
 
All of this MASSIVE news coverage is hardly helping him either. If there is one "other" thing that a major coke head doesn't need it's an international audience to fuel your ego.

I know it's sick and I found the live drug test to be in incredibly bad taste and I should turn my nose up at it but it's far too juicy to ignore. I hope the guy doesn't die, but he's going to do it if he doesn't slow the fuck down.
 
he is a train wreck waiting to happen...what I feel particularily sad about is I believe the guy has five children....what about the children, Charlie? Do you ever think how all this will affect them?
 
just JOKING!

Charlie Sheen/ Thinking = OXYMORON
 
I'm not going to encourage him by adding him on twitter. If I really want to read nonsensical ramblings I'll look at Jedward's page.
 
I heard this morning his ex just had the kids removed from his house and has filed for sole custody. My first thought was:

"How the hell did he ever HAVE custody?" It's not like Gnarly Sheen the F-18" has ever been a standard for good adult behavior...Fuck I couldn't get split custody and I don't do ANYthing.
 
He's still awesome though.
 
I believe the term is "winning."
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Basically it's a stale Odd Couple ripoff, sprinkled with tasteless sex and fart jokes. I've never truly laughed at an episode. Mostly I flip away, and continue to wonder what the hell America finds so satisfying about this drivel. Especially now in syndication, where the reruns are EVERYwhere.

The President of the US makes $400,000 a year. The kid makes $400,000 a week. WTF.
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It's not the money it's the perks. When the kid can say "fly me in an expensive private jet with a military escort so I can go play poker with Putin" and it's all paid for, he won't need $400,000 a week.
 
I kinda like the idea that both of his girlfriends are "professionals". They used to do it for the money.

When Mr. Sheen doesn't have any more money, I think his "professional" girlfriends will continue to be professional...and leave.
 
He now claims to have "invented minerals" and is planning to "spread the love of eagles to bears."
 
Next he'll be claiming that his womb is the most wonderful, blessed place in the universe and a testament to God's existence (God and Charlie Sheen being one and the same).
 
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