Two Truths and ONE LIE!

[NeonMercuryASH]

Congrats!

 

[I Love Cunt]

Lie.



True.

You are correct. I have only run a 1/2 marathon.
But I did come later in the day
And I mean spiders are okay if they are outside.
I'm just a fucking liar, don't believe a word I say.
Is that a lie?

 

[I Love Cunt]

1. I once robbed a business with a "bomb" that was just electronic props in a suitcase.

2. When I was still a teenager, I once told a President of the United States to go fuck himself, to his face.

3. I love broccoli, sans cheese sauce.

So, how did the first 2 things work out for you?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Lie, true, true

 

[The Question]

Actually, I cheated; all three are lies. I just wanted to see which one you all would believe. :naughty:

 

[I Love Cunt]

This doesn't surprise me. You are often outside, on the fringes, just looking in the window, or throwing shit at the welcome mat at the door.

 

[The Question]

Or throwing shit at the window, to create beautiful poop vistas for those on the inside.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Originally that is what I was going to say. But then that would have meant that I would be saying, "Window" twice in the above sentence and I wanted to avoid that. So instead of re-working it I just added that you would be throwing shit at the door.
But I like your version better. Afterall you are the writer and can put that sort of thing more eloquently.

 

[The Question]

And throw the poo harder and with greater accuracy. But not in such fancy ways as the legendary Ai Phling Pu.