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Two Truths and ONE LIE!

Lie.



True.

You are correct. I have only run a 1/2 marathon.
But I did come later in the day
And I mean spiders are okay if they are outside.
I'm just a fucking liar, don't believe a word I say.
Is that a lie?
 
1. I once robbed a business with a "bomb" that was just electronic props in a suitcase.

2. When I was still a teenager, I once told a President of the United States to go fuck himself, to his face.

3. I love broccoli, sans cheese sauce.

So, how did the first 2 things work out for you?
 
Actually, I cheated; all three are lies. I just wanted to see which one you all would believe. :naughty:
 
This doesn't surprise me. You are often outside, on the fringes, just looking in the window, or throwing shit at the welcome mat at the door.
 
Or throwing shit at the window, to create beautiful poop vistas for those on the inside.
 
Originally that is what I was going to say. But then that would have meant that I would be saying, "Window" twice in the above sentence and I wanted to avoid that. So instead of re-working it I just added that you would be throwing shit at the door.
But I like your version better. Afterall you are the writer and can put that sort of thing more eloquently.
 
And throw the poo harder and with greater accuracy. But not in such fancy ways as the legendary Ai Phling Pu.
 
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