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Undertaker was set on fire by his pyro last night...

Cena is in last. Still no one eliminated.
 
CaptainWacky said:
He didn't even do the (straight to DVD) Marine 2. Ted DiBiase played the lead.
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Had to google this to be sure it was Ted jr. I was hoping it wasn't "The Million Dollar Man", he's gotta be in his late 50's at least!
 
The best way for fans at live shows to show that they don't like a wrestler is to get up and go get snacks or take a dump during their match.
 
Cody Rhodes threw a pipe into the ring. DiBiase hit Orton with it by accident, then hit Cena...then eliminated Orton. SO I GUESS RKO IS FINISHED, EH CHAPS?
 
Kofi just eliminated DiBiase.
 
Shaemus eliminates Kofi almost immediately. Sigh. Striker's "MMMM" is getting annoying.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Cody Rhodes threw a pipe into the ring. DiBiase hit Orton with it by accident, then hit Cena...then eliminated Orton. SO I GUESS RKO IS FINISHED, EH CHAPS?
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Yes, and it will make for the least interesting feud of 2010!
 
Triple H just eliminated Sheamus.
 
Cena wins the WWE title by making HHH tap to the STF.
 
BUT WAIT! Vince McMahon comes out and announces that Cena must defend agaisnt Batista RIGHT NOW. Batista spears and Batista Bombs Cena. Batista is the new WWE champion.

Okay then.
 
So, it's going to be Cena v Batista at WM, with Brett Hart / McMahon in the corners, then.

Probably an excellent time for Batista to go and tear his arse muscle, or something.
 
Drew McIntyre verus Kane next. I SHOULD CARE WHY?
 
Gagh said:
So, it's going to be Cena v Batista at WM, with Brett Hart / McMahon in the corners, then.

Probably an excellent time for Batista to go and tear his arse muscle, or something.
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There's a rumour that it'll be a tag match with the title on the line and Bret will win. Which would be retarded really (so they'll probably do it.)
 
CaptainWacky said:
Drew McIntyre verus Kane next. I SHOULD CARE WHY?
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NEEDS MORE KANE!

The by-phrase for whenever there's some anticipated dead air. Kane wins nothing. McIntyre to retain.
 
Kane's using headlocks. WTF?
 
McIntyre wins with the double arm DDT. That was far far too long.
 
Like I said - Kane wins nothing!
 
So two months ago Melina was injured and they started a tournament to decide a new Diva's champion. Gail Kim and Maryse reached the finale. The match was originally supposed to happen before the Royal Rumble, then at the Rumble, then on RAW after...it's finally going to happen on this event...when Vickie Guerrero instead orders a tag match with Gail and Maryse versus Michelle McCool and Layla. This has to be a running joke at this point.
 
Layla is pretty fucking hot at least (and Maryse.)
 
Or rather an admission that none of the bookers give a shit about the Divas.

They are just begging for a decent writer!
 
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