Oh I used to be disgusted
and now I try to be amused.
But since Hellman got busted,
He says tha Linda only wears the size two's
But when he told me she was tiny footed,
that's when I knew I'd make him sing the blues
And he won't get any bolder, since he's masturbating in his size two's.
I love watching while you're dancing away.
You got caught buying little 2's on eBay.
How come nobody wants to be your friend?
You know that it still makes me happy just to say it.
Oh, I know Linda's disgusted (oh why's that)
Cause she's feeling so abused. (oh that's too bad)
She gets tired of the lust, (put down the two's)
but it's so hard to refuse.
How can I say that it's so old
when you masturbate in your size two's?
Oh, I said "I'm so happy, I could die."
"Hunchback fuck you in the neck and the eye"
That's what you get if you go chasing after vengeance.
Ever since I got you punctured this has been your sentence.
Oh I used to be disgusted
and now I try to be amused.
But since Hellman got busted,
you know, his wife's the one that wears the size two's
(Size two's) His wife's the one that wears the size two's
(Size two's) His wife's the one that wears the size two's
(Size two's) His wife's the one that wears the size two's
(Size two's) His wife's the one that wears the size two's