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Vienna Sausages

The Question

The Question

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Banned.
Earlier tonight, I got a tin of them. I popped the top and tilted it fro, to let the ew-grease drain out.

And then?

And THEN?

I ripped the lid off and upturned it into my palm and nommed those icky little things one by one on the way home.

Every now and then I like to take my sustenance off shit that only an Ethiopian would think is a meal. Know why? Cause it makes me feel all humble 'N' SHIT.
 
They sound like a deviant sexual practice
 
Perheps in time you vill come to appreciate ze flavuh ov a purebred Chermun bratvurst, ja?
 
Vienna sausages always remind me of my grandparents and camping.
 
I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU A SAUSAGE MUNCHER.
 
I don't eat them often, but when I do I cook them.
 
THEN MUNCH.
 
vienna sausages are gross.
 
I'll look for the hot and spicy ones when I go to the store next.
 
Ehhh, not a big fan of the hot and spicy ones. They've got those down at the Shell station down the corner. And although they're okay, they're just not that much better than the regular ones.

The regular ones taste like charnel house floor leavings. The spicy ones taste like charnel house floor leavings in Tabasco sauce. If there's an improvement there, I ain't seein' it.
 
The Saint said:
Ehhh, not a big fan of the hot and spicy ones. They've got those down at the Shell station down the corner. And although they're okay, they're just not that much better than the regular ones.

The regular ones taste like charnel house floor leavings. The spicy ones taste like charnel house floor leavings in Tabasco sauce. If there's an improvement there, I ain't seein' it.
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HOT AND SPICY IS THE IMPROVEMENT!

HOT AND SPICY FOOD IS WHERE ITS AT BITCHES AND MOFOS!

(as long as I remember to take my acid reflex medicine)
 
I saw a package of 18 cans of vienna sausages for under $10.00 when I was at a store today.
 
We call 'em pig dicks.
 
Sometimes I like the bbq flavor.
 
Tits, lips and arseholes are what we call them in our house.
 
SPAM.

Shit Presented As Meat.
 
I have not had SPAM in ages.
 
They should make NyQuil flavored Vienna Sausages.
 
Pork and beans.
Good stuff
on a plate
next to potato salad.

foodku
 
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