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Vinnie Jones

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Hey...he's actually famous. He was in the worst X-Men movie!
 
I don't hate him because he was in Eurotrip with MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG.


MAYBE HE'LL TALK ABOUT HER???
 
Maybe he'll talk about Ellen Page calling him a "dickhead" in X3 being one of the few good moments in that movie.
 
Maybe he'll directly compare Michelle Trachtenberg and Ellen Page and say what they smell like.
 
These sound like things he's likely to do.
 
Guy Ritchie is to blame I see.
 
He named dropped Ben Foster and Angelina Jolie last night.
 
Vinne Jones is a national treasure. Admittedly a national treasure that might chin you if you look at him funny but nonetheless...
 
CBB has always needed somebody who has grabbed Gazza's balls.
 
Not as much as CBeebies!
 
CBeebies fronted by Vinnie Jones? I'll watch!
 
"LISTEN UP, you little FREAKS!!"
 
He seems quite quiet and polite. Sisqo started shouting "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!" last night but he just looked embarrassed.
 
An appropriate response, considering that's how we must all have felt when we first heard that line.
 
Maybe they can bring in Eric Cantona, and they can have a hard man of football off.
 
I watched the catchup thing this morning, and he just comes over as a decent bloke. I liked it when they left him a cake, and some fish & chips for his birthday.
 
Came third. :sarek:
 
Boom! HEADSHOT!
 
YAY! FUCK VINNIE!
 
He got 20% out of the final three, so someone (Alex) is running away with it.
 
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