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VKD - Are you still here?

Whatever happened to that poor dumb bastard anyway? He was the only guy to ever give me props for pretending to be a skinhead. In his defense he didn't know I was pretending. What a maroon.
 
He became a minion of Flag. He's now the trained monkey, doing the masters bidding.
 
Blind leading the blind walking backwards in the dark with their shoe laces tied together.

In a sack race the sack doesn't go over your head.
 
In my neighborhoods it did. Only it wasn't really a race. More like...chasing. And the sack was pretty much at the finish.
Come to think of it, the pistol was usually at the end too.
 
I think I finally understand the "if you give someone enough rope" saying. I used to wonder what I was going to do with all that rope. Nice to be in the tree for a change.
 
Donovan said:
be...CAME a minion?
At the moment of birth, maybe.
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Yeah, he got victimized at first like everyone else. His solution was to harvest pi on anyone he knew and to feed flag with it.

Not working out so good for him these days, he basically posts stupid shit at RC with weird trust fund babies who think they're hotter than Hollywood.
 
Loktar said:
Gone where? I'm searching TK, not the globe for my answers. Check back next week and I'll have them(if I can spare a fuck to give)
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It's awful cute when you try to grow a set Lok. Do you think a week will be enough time to find something?

Would you like me to feed your parents while you're gone or are those imaginary too?

Speaking of imaginary, why aren't you in my spellcheck?
 
'Gear said:
It's awful cute when you try to grow a set Lok. Do you think a week will be enough time to find something?

Would you like me to feed your parents while you're gone or are those imaginary too?

Speaking of imaginary, why aren't you in my spellcheck?
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*looks at chest* I don't need to try and grow a set.

Not imaginary, dead as of tonight. THANKS ALOT, JERKFACE!

Legendary Internet gods such as myself scoff at puny mortal spellcheck.



























(don't kill my parents karma, I was only kidding.)
 
What I meant to say was I respect the fact that you have no position. Maybe respect was the wrong word. I meant "I'm aware that". Yeah that's it.

Are you sure you're alllowed to post all by yourself? Maybe you should go get Bick or whatever he calls himself and tell him to bring his little pwn horn. You know, the one he blows on command. Oh wait, that's you.

Nevermind.
 
'Gear said:
What I meant to say was I respect the fact that you have no position. Maybe respect was the wrong word. I meant "I'm aware that". Yeah that's it.

Are you sure you're alllowed to post all by yourself? Maybe you should go get Bick or whatever he calls himself and tell him to bring his little pwn horn. You know, the one he blows on command. Oh wait, that's you.

Nevermind.
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Next week mommy says she will potty train me and buy me some big boy pants. Thank you mommy! I'm sick of poopy diapers and diaper rash.
 
You know how to paint a room really fast? Just put paint rollers on your feet and somehow figure out how to skate up the walls and across the ceiling.
 
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