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VKD - Are you still here?

'Gear said:
You know how to paint a room really fast? Just put paint rollers on your feet and somehow figure out how to skate up the walls and across the ceiling.
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Mommy says skating is dangerous. Maybe I will try it anyway. I love it when she kisses my boo-boos.
 
Aw come on Seph, you don't think it's cute and ironic when a grown fucking man talks about his mommy?

Me neither.
 
He killed 16 people, 1 loktar would have added around 4 people to his kill count. even 20.
 
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'Gear said:
Aw come on Seph, you don't think it's cute and ironic when a grown fucking man talks about his mommy?

Me neither.
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You should know that will only encourage me to continue talking like a baby.

And its kinda fun(for me). Now I see the appeal of those Mommy Bridgette duals/socks.
 
By all popular accounts Loktar ain't nimble. I figured 50 for the work and 13 for a pack of smokes and a sixer of Stella.

I suppose my mistake was assuming I'm dealing with Stella drinkers.
 
'Gear said:
By all popular accounts Loktar ain't nimble. I figured 50 for the work and 13 for a pack of smokes and a sixer of Stella.

I suppose my mistake was assuming I'm dealing with Stella drinkers.
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Well thats were you went wrong. I'm deceptively nimble.

*dances*
 
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, 'What am I doing?!
 
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