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Wanna talk about my cancer?

Och, 'tis nae happy news to hear that ye have to go through all this bother, but 'tis good news t' know that th' bloody tumour's benign. T' be on the safe side, t' the Scottish Inquistion with it! It won't expect it, I promise!
 
I missed this too. :(

I'm glad things aren't as bad as they could have been. Even if they were, a cancer diagnosis isn't the automatic death sentence it once was.

Keep your spirits up, Neon, and keep us updated! TK is behind you! (In the good way!)!
 
In the spirit of TK, I propose that Neon snap a monthly pic of both breasts and post it to this thread, where we her caring and diligent friends will examine them closely for any sign of trouble. This service we provide because we care, and also we love boobies.
 
Yeah, I find out this month if everything's great. It's the VA. If they find a tumor one place, they look everywhere. So my life's on hold. They are going to fix my teeth.
 
Hi everyone! Sorta okay. However, they did find one malignancy. I go to the hospital on Monday for a complete hysterectomy. The doctor said it's early stage so surgery might get rid of it, completely.

Took my bandages off! Aaaarrrrrgggg! I gots Frankenstein Tit!!!! At least it's real. Yeah. That's Frankensteen. Just don't touch the nails.
 
I wish I could be more help, but I generally only post here when under the influence of narcotics.
 
I'll be getting good narcotics when they do surgery. The doctor says they caught it early so they haven't put an expiration date on me.
 
Ahh ... the good drugs are very good.

A pillow to hug when you have to cough or move around is good.
Comfy jammies are good.
A little fan by the bed is good.
A box of tissue and a trash basket by the bed are good.
A TV in the bedroom with a remote control by your bed is good.
Someone to come in and open and close the curtains now and then is nice.
If they bring some soup and 7-up once in awhile that is nice.
Flowers and a get well card or two is nice too.
 
No one should have to go through that. Are you having a hysterectomy or a masectomy? Sorry, don't mean to be technical, I was just making sure. My prayers and thoughts are with you Neon for a speedy recovery.
 
Thank you, dear Mirrah.
Out of the hospital for a week now.
detoxed from cigs
Doctor says cancer free
At least for now
Odd, though
Lungs and throat clear
But maybe I died
A little on the table
I know they'll never tell
They let me keep the hooters, though
But they wouldn't say for how long
i can't help but think it's all a lie
Except they skipped rope with my entrails
I could get used to this
 
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