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Watched Transformers 2

UGH.. I watched about an hour of Transformers 2 last night. The "black" autobots were so dumb I almost instantly changed the channel, but I held out til the annoying security guy showed up working in his mother's deli.

I wasn't expecting much from this movie to start with, so I didn't think it would be possible to be disappointed... I WAS WRONG.
 
Cassie said:
UGH.. I watched about an hour of Transformers 2 last night. The "black" autobots were so dumb I almost instantly changed the channel, but I held out til the annoying security guy showed up working in his mother's deli.

I wasn't expecting much from this movie to start with, so I didn't think it would be possible to be disappointed... I WAS WRONG.
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I watched the whole thing last night, started dozing off during the last half hour. Why the hell didn't Sam tell Optimus he had a piece of the Allspark and was seeing weird symbols when Optimus first asked for his help? It would have made for a shorter movie....maybe(?)
 
I love the way you actually warned about Spoilers. OH MAN YOU SPOILED THE STORY FOR ME!!

I haven't seen either, but I did see a trailer of the Trannie 2 that looked dumb as rocks.

This review has been most entertaining though. Maybe I should send DVD's of really shoddy movies to Captain and then force him to write sardonic witty reviews of them.
 
Ok, so I've had this on loan from a friend for a couple of months now (it made a great mousepad!), but I finally got around to watching it tonight. I mean, I had to. Although, in practice, it didn't turn out to be "so bad it's good" like I expected. It was just bad. :(

I'm not going to bother criticising the plot because I couldn't keep enough of it straight in my head to identify the plot holes, but yeah, even after switching my brain off it was still pretty boring and unfulfilling. There are some effects shots that make you go "ooh!" and "ahh!", but that's usually followed by "wait, what'd I just see happen?" or "which robot was that anyway?".

Oh and I know it's a movie about giant transforming robots and everything, but the writers lack of awareness of geography seriously got on my nerves. I've been to Egypt and I've seen the pyramids. They are not a brisk walk away from Jordan. They're 250 fucking miles away. You can't be in Petra in Jordan and go "oh, ya hear that? There are planes flying over the pyramids in Egypt!". Fuck off.

I didn't actually mind Megan Fox so much. Yeah, she looks really plastic and her eyebrows have been shaped to within an inch of their lives, but she's not so bad. I do think that any woman with any self respect would've quit when they read the script, though.
 
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