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We Found Out the Sex of Our Baby!!!!

Nineteen weeks today BITCHES!!!! I'm so close to halfway there I can taste it!

So I went and had my second "official" sonogram last Thursday and the sonogram technician was all blah and when I said, "I know you really can't tell me anything but how does my baby look." She said, "I can't say one way or another, I'm sorry." OH COME ON!!!!! It's 7:30 at night, you've been poking my baby and pissing him off for a half hour and you can't tell me anything?!?!?!?!!!!!!! Fuckers. But then she showed me his awesome brain and beating heart, his little arms and hands and his healthy looking spinal cord, it is so amazing that he's in there becoming a little person. That said did I go away in wonderment? No, all I could think was, "OH MY GOD! DOES HE HAVE LEGS?! SHE DIDN'T SHOW ME LEGS!!!!" I called my best friend, her husband is the sonogram tech that's been doing my "unofficial" sonograms and he assured me, my son has legs and feet...And then he laughed at me and my friend called me a retard.

Doctor's office hasn't called so I'm assuming my baby is developing normally and my last blood test was fine. I go to the doctor in 2 weeks.

Up next...Going to register at the hospital and getting the schedule for the breast feeding class.
 
I'm specifically sharing with the peeps of TK douche but thanks for the input.

As for my boobs, they already don't feel like mine. For God's sake, they went from large C's to now E's!! I recently grew out of the DD's! My boobs are like two and a half handfuls now, it's ridiculous.
 
Fuck, I HOPE he's left-handed! I'll teach him to throw left-handed junk, and he'll have a 25-year career in Major League Baseball!
 
Well, I'm 20 weeks today, officially 5 months! Halfway there and I hear the last half is harder than the first so this should be fun.

I've lived in my body for 36 years, I knew my body, it was a good and comfortable body, my body could do all the laundry and clean the whole house in a few hours and That was after tackling a 40 hour work week. This new body is the baby's body, he owns it and what he says goes and it's weird. It's big and wobbly and has made shaving my legs a challenge. I can only clean one or two rooms of my house at a time and laundry gets done much more slowly because he won't let me carry heavy things. Thank God I don't have a conventional job because I just know I'd end up falling asleep at my desk and always looking like I rolled out of bed.

I thoroughly enjoy that I'm carrying my son with me, giving him what he needs but I want my body back. Sadly it won't be mine even in 20 weeks because for the next two years I am a fast food stand for my baby boy...Becoming a mother is...Wonderful.
 
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