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Welcome PRINCESSJESUS!!!

MessengerX said:
So you're an Ethiopian Jew then??? That's cool, my father was the same.



L'Chaim!

Never, ever dare to insult my people by equating me with either niggers or jews for I am superior to both. I am a WASP. Now run along.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Never, ever dare to insult my people by equating me with either niggers or jews for I am superior to both. I am a WASP. Now run along.
Well Jews are supposedly the smartest race or ethnicity on the planet. They are also very, very successful as a minority.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Never, ever dare to insult my people by equating me with either niggers or jews for I am superior to both. I am a WASP. Now run along.

Choke, die. In that order.
 
SaintLucifer said:
I have been bored out of my gourd. Outside enjoying the sun. Doing some cleaning up around the yard. The sun is a little bright though. Fucking sensitive and GORGEOUS blue eyes of mine cannot handle it.

The Avs beat Dallas?? I did not know that. Sheeittt. Fuck the Avs. I simply view them as the traitorous fuckers who left Quebec City. Pricks. Without Modano, that was bound to happen. Ah well.

Right now I am watching the Montreal Canadiens against the Carolina Hurricanes. Seems our Canadian teams are doing much better than expected. I love it.

The Devils rolled over the Rangers. Pfft. Big surprise. I knew it was going to be 4 straight.

Ottawa Senators have slapped the Lightning back to the golf course where they fucking belong, sticking their dicks into golf holes and pumping away until they come.

I am not surprised with Buffalo and Philadelphia. The outcome so far has been exactly as I predicted.

San Jose and Nashville? Who cares?

Methinks I have developed a crush on DENI. :love:

Sounds like you had a pretty good day! I was lazy (as I usually am on Sundays) and just chilled at the house. I get to move into my new house starting tomorrow (I hope), so I'm super excited about that.

Modano did play today, though. It surprised the heck outta me, but he was on the bench. He was only on the ice for a couple of plays or so (and didn't do much for the team), but it just wasn't enough. Sucks...I was hoping they'd do better than they did. Oh well, though. I dunno who I'll go for now- guess I'll just have to wait and see who makes it to the next round.

You know...haha...I forgot to mention that we've had a few jr. hockey teams here over the past few years (well...like 3, but they all folded :/), and I was actually a Marshal Star dancer for a while...lol...I had to quit, though, because they were making us dance on the ice. It was shortly after my really bad knee injury, so I didn't want to risk it.
 
Deni said:
Sounds like you had a pretty good day! I was lazy (as I usually am on Sundays) and just chilled at the house. I get to move into my new house starting tomorrow (I hope), so I'm super excited about that.

Modano did play today, though. It surprised the heck outta me, but he was on the bench. He was only on the ice for a couple of plays or so (and didn't do much for the team), but it just wasn't enough. Sucks...I was hoping they'd do better than they did. Oh well, though. I dunno who I'll go for now- guess I'll just have to wait and see who makes it to the next round.

You know...haha...I forgot to mention that we've had a few jr. hockey teams here over the past few years (well...like 3, but they all folded :/), and I was actually a Marshal Star dancer for a while...lol...I had to quit, though, because they were making us dance on the ice. It was shortly after my really bad knee injury, so I didn't want to risk it.

You were a dancer for an ice hockey team? I think I am in love. *drools*.

Modano was playing? Shit. I never saw anything about that. Fuck. Doesn't matter. I am pissed off the Montreal Canadiens lost to the Carolina Hurricanes. I want more Canadian teams to make it. There is NOTHING on this earth I want more than an all-Canadian Stanley Cup final. Fuck the Americans... Oops you are one. Never mind.
 
MessengerX said:
Well Jews are supposedly the smartest race or ethnicity on the planet. They are also very, very successful as a minority.

Yes. The Jews are so smart it was MY people who gave them a homeland yes? *ROTFLMAO*
 
Deni contributes a heck of a lot to this bored. I would like to award her TKarma points. How do I go about it?
 
SaintLucifer said:
You were a dancer for an ice hockey team? I think I am in love. *drools*.

Modano was playing? Shit. I never saw anything about that. Fuck. Doesn't matter. I am pissed off the Montreal Canadiens lost to the Carolina Hurricanes. I want more Canadian teams to make it. There is NOTHING on this earth I want more than an all-Canadian Stanley Cup final. Fuck the Americans... Oops you are one. Never mind.

I was a total hockey nerd a few years ago, but I kind of got out of it after I got busy with school and work (well, I guess that would be after I quit the dance team...my sophomore year in college). My dad and I had season tickets on the glass for a couple of years when the local team was around- I don't think I missed a game either season...teehee!

As for the NHL, I think I really lost interest when the strike happened. Kind of an "out of sight, out of mind" kind of thing. :/
 
keekeen said:
Deni contributes a heck of a lot to this bored. I would like to award her TKarma points. How do I go about it?

The little scales next to the circle underneath your avatar. You may need 200 posts before you can give points. Strange system, but it's been abused before in the past so the 200 rule was instituted.

Try it.
 
keekeen said:
Deni contributes a heck of a lot to this bored. I would like to award her TKarma points. How do I go about it?

Simple. Put your hand upon my penis, wrap your fingers around my shaft (you could try to wrap them, it is very thick after all) and begin to pull. The karma points will be awarded accordingly.
 
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