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What are you giving up?

My job and sex(with people, not masturbation)

Possibly electricity(if I don't pay part of the bill by Friday).
 
The idea of fucking you until you gasp and scream and clutch my head while you thrust your hips up against me.
 
I don't. But I'm not going to heaven according to Catholicism because I'm a dirty heathen Protestant.
 
I have no idea, jack. I am female, so unless you let me watch while Lent sucks you, I would lack the equipment to gain further knowledge.
 
I don't. But I'm not going to heaven according to Catholicism because I'm a dirty heathen Protestant.

Well I'll join you in Hell because I haven't been to Church in like 2 years and apparently thats a "mortal sin". And apparently, even after I return to Church I have to go to "confession" before I can recieve "communion".
 
Last time I went to confession the priest tried to assfuck me, so I bagged that shit.
 
IMO it's a cheap lifting of the Day Of Atonement rituals the jews practice just after their New Year.
 
We don't have anything like Lent, the concept intrigues me...we basically live Lent every day...my religious beliefs requires a lot....
 
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