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What do you believe?

Big Dick McGee said:
I believe I can fly.
I believe I can touch the sky.
I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap.
I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter.
I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
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Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart
How the music can free her, whenever it starts
And it's magic, if the music is groovy
It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie
I'll tell you about the magic, and it'll free your soul
But it's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout rock and roll
 
^^Bull Durham, spoken by Kevin Costner's character, whose name in the film I forget.
^The Lovin' Spoonfuls, "Do You Believe in Magic"
 
Pagan.
 
Agnostic. I don't consider it to be sitting on the fence. I don't believe in God, or heaven or hell at all. But I'm not arrogant enough to think I actually know anything for sure.

Cassie said:
Shut up or I'll post those pix of your dick.
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Hmm.
 
HEY, WHERE THE HOLY HECK IS SCIENTOLOGY ON THAT LIST??!?
 
I know, but I'm not absolutely certain, which atheists usually seem to be. I find people who are determined that God definitely doesn't exist almost as baffling as people who are determined God does.
 
Tom Cruise does NOT approve of this thread!
 
Flying Spaghetti Monster agument here.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Flying Spaghetti Monster agument here.
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He doesn't exist. Not anymore anyway.

I sprinkled some Parmasan cheese on him and ate him.
 
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