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What film did you recently see ? Do not forget to rate it

I was seeing IMAX movies long before you Americans even knew the technology existed, and doing so HERE...

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Alright, my cock is out of my pants. Which American wishes to be the first to suck it in order to show their appreciation for said Canadian technology?
 
Dear Luci Loose Cheeks,

When I am watching Thor in IMAX 3D in my American theater, I will not be thinking of you or any Canadian period. I will be focusing on that hot Australian actor, Chris Hemsworth, and what is up underneath any shirt he is wearing and waiting around for him to take that shirt off. So, go away, little Luci Loose Cheeks. You've got nothing to interfere with that. Comprehende?
 
Dear Luci Loose Cheeks,

When I am watching Thor in IMAX 3D in my American theater, I will not be thinking of you or any Canadian period. I will be focusing on that hot Australian actor, Chris Hemsworth, and what is up underneath any shirt he is wearing and waiting around for him to take that shirt off. So, go away, little Luci Loose Cheeks. You've got nothing to interfere with that. Comprehende?

Dumb bitch. Every time you mention 'IMAX', you are 'thinking' of Canada, and ME at all times. Fucking retarded cunt.
 
Dumb bitch. Every time you mention 'IMAX', you are 'thinking' of Canada, and ME at all times. Fucking retarded cunt.

Silly - I know far better people from Canada than you. If I think of Canada, I will think of them.

If you want me to think of you, you will have to be nicer and look more like Chris Hemsworth. Can you do that?
 
WTF Is no one else watching movies? Is this thread too big? I WANT TO KNOW!

I have watched: The Smurfs-I fucking enjoyed this movie ok.

The girl with the dragon tattoo-I also enjoyed this movie

So we bought a zoo-It was ok. A little too much drama for me and slightly sad.

Joyful Noise-Great Movie! Feel Good, blah blah blah etc etc. Nice to just watch a movie you could watch with your parents, and their parents, and other peoples parents and the kids or something like that.

So it was a rainy day-this movie does not exist and I just made that up

Fuck you until tomorrow-another great movie! Highly recommended!
 
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo - go in prepared for the level of sexual violence and it is a good movie. However, it doesn't improve on the Swedish original version to which the subtitles are very well done. Was interesting that the actor that played Lisbeth in the Swedish version is a major character in the Sherlock Holmes movie and the actor that played Michael is a major player in the Mission Impossible movie, both of which were out at the same time as the English version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

The Gray starring Liam Neeson was really good. More story than special effects and stunning tricks. The plot is a little expected in much of it but the situation is truly frightening.

Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows - very good - much better than the last one. Visually interesting, could actually understand what Robert Downey Jr. said, the plot was engaging and not so convoluted, laughs, action. Very nice ending.

Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol - the best of the Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt series.

Recommend them all.

Tomorrow - The Woman in Black.
 
Ive been watching some of the new tv shows Smash and Luck, missed sherlock so ppv hd 4 that.

But time is now officially suspended until about 10pm est or so tomorrow night, so we'll get back to this.
 
The Woman in Black had a few elements of the old Hammer Films style of the 60s and early 70s about it - lush visuals and very atmospheric. Pretty good movie for the most part but best viewed in a setting that will allow the viewer to get immersed in the film. Give it a B+.

Journey 2: Mysterious Island - saw in IMAX 3D - not an intelligent movie but fun. The Rock is still something to see with the popping pecs and the unexpected nice singing voice. Michael Caine is as always great. Good use of special effects and the big screen too. Give it a B+.

Safe House - Denzel Washington and Ryan Reynolds. This is a movie with lots of action and violence with a formulaic spy story background. Still, can't go wrong with Denzel and Ryan Reynolds is so pretty I often forget how physical he can be and can't help but wonder if he could change shirts just one more time. Give it a B+.

Recommend them all to people who enjoy going to the movies because they enjoy movies.
 
The Artist - I'm torn. Maybe this film has to be seen in a big theater to get the full effect, as opposed to, say, a screener DVD. Part of the achievement is that, yes, it is an authentic silent film in the old style, but they allow the silent acting to be a little more nuanced between the two leads (or at least, from the leading lady) so that we don't decide mid-movie that the whole thing is just a cutesy novelty, and give up on it. But as the film entered the third reel, I did start getting a little impatient with it, because the story was still going in a predictable direction, so I started wondering "when's the twist?" In my mind, no big twist ever came, save for the little coda at the end where the walls break down. Maybe if they'd broken down the walls earlier in the film I would have been more impressed while watching it all unfold. Overall, it's still a fine achievement, but SNL has done more than one short film like this in its history to similar effect -- I'm still wondering what the "something extra" is that makes this film transcendent enough to be a Best Picture. B+

The Descendents - A blatant vehicle for George Clooney, seemingly to remold him as the new indie-era Bill Murray. I kind of wish they'd used Bill instead. The script's deck is so stacked in terms of setup and devices that we are forced to begrudgingly sympathize with Clooney's character while he continues in his emotional paralysis throughout the story. But the deck is overstacked in terms of the characters that he has to react to -- is the idea that his entire world is populated with selfish pigs BECAUSE he's such a doormat, or are they all selfish pigs because that's just how Alexander Payne thinks most people are, and we're supposed to cheer when Clooney starts fighting back in his own meager way. There's a lot of really good acting, and the Hawaiian scenery is gorgeous, but there's a lack of dimension to this film that I couldn't help notice, which disappointed me. B

The Help - It didn't manage to completely wrestle itself free from the typical chick-flick mold. The powerful acting from the A-list cast is what makes this a film instead of a Lifetime TV movie with a bigger budget. But we've learned this lesson a whole bunch of times before on film, and the better films among these work because we get completely sucked into the characters and story and forget we're being taught a lesson. This film didn't quite manage to leave the classroom. B

Midnight in Paris - A return to form for Woody Allen, but ultimately that just makes it a good late-era Allen comedy. It doesn't break down any walls to live outside the Allenverse like Match Point did. This is another light comedy about a blocked artist that could have just as easily existed as a short story in The New Yorker. What elevates it is the cast; Owen Wilson makes a better Allen substitute than many before him. Also there's a vibrancy to Allen's directing, and to the look of the film, that keeps you from getting impatient with the usual Allen trappings, mainly the stiff, mannered dialogue and general glazed looks from actors who are worried if they are pleasing a director who isn't giving them any feedback. Overall, an enjoyable trifle. B+
 
RARE TRIP TO THE CINEMA

The Avengers: Amazing, everything I wanted and more. A+++++ (Accurate rating!)

AT HOME, POSSIBLY WITHOUT PAYING FOR THEM

In Time: Terrible science fiction movie starring Justin Timberlake and the lovely Amanda Seyfried. Seems like a decent idea at first but it's so poorly executed that it's impossible to take the movie seriously in any way. DON'T WATCH! C-

The Help: I enjoyed it. Strong performances from all. Nothing revolutionary I suppose but very well done without being too sickly sweet or anything. B+

Sherlock Holmes A Game Of Shadows:Robert Downey Junior and Jude Law have good chemistry and are entertaining together. Jared Harris is a good choice for Moriarty. But it drags in the middle and overuses slow motion to an annoying extent and doesn't have the kind of genius deductions you'd expect from Holmes (it's an action movie with Sherlock Holmes painted in.) Pretty good. B

Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol: It's just Tom Cruise running around doing super human things. It looks good and the action is decent and I don't actually hate Tom Cruise and he's pretty good in this. But it didn't give me a massive erection or anything. B-

Underworld Awakening: Fucking terrible. Only watched for Kate Beckinsale in that outfit and it's not even worth it for that. Don't watch. Really, don't. D+

Just injecting some negativity in here!
 
Underworld Awakening: Fucking terrible. Only watched for Kate Beckinsale in that outfit and it's not even worth it for that. Don't watch. Really, don't. D+


While I agree with much of your post, I'm going to have to take issue with the above grade.

D+ is pretty goddamn strong for that stinking loaf. I made it through less than 20 minutes before my good sense took over and I opted out for standard television commercials and all. Happily I might add.

My favorite parts is when she comes out of deep freeze and hides her (what I'm sure must be) oh so special tittys in fog. _Fucking_ lame.

Get over yourself momma Kate. No one is waiting to see em.
 
I should have also mentioned that it only lasted 75 minutes. If it had been an Underworld reunion movie on SyFy then that might have been understandable, but for a feature film that's fucking pathetic.
 
I saw Underworld: Awakening at the theater. Should have loved it as I like the other movies in this series. This one, however, I remember sitting there wondering if they could blow up just one more thing as they couldn't seem to find much of a story to go along with the pyrotechnics.
 
I have never liked an Underworld movie. Pretty much from the moment they asked me to accept the premise that superpowered werewolves and vampires would naturally kill one another with guns and lots of bullets. Wait what?
 
LOL - yeah - there is something about that. I'm not a big fan of the fast moving martial arts trained super shooters. However, I did like the back stories of where these beings started and evolved over the centuries for them to be where they are in the present day. There's lots of good stuff in the overall story and in the hands of someone with vision and skill beyond just blowing stuff up, the franchise could have gone somewhere awesome. Based on the last movie, though, I won't be looking for the next installment.
 
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