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What film did you recently see ? Do not forget to rate it

Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Oscar edition:

Already reviewed The Social Network a couple of pages back, I think I like it more now than I did before.
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Black Swan
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Natalie should win the Oscar. And Barbara Hershey looks GREAT, thank you! But the movie is a silly mess. We know what the 'twist' is 10 minutes into the movie, and just mark time from that point waiting for the inevitable 'arty' conclusion. It was a good short film that got stretched out to a sloppy feature.

The King's Speech
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Colin Firth deserves the Oscar. And it's a very well-made film, and the central relationship is fascinating without being too sentimental. But it's a bare-bones traditional Brit epic biopic. It should win in another year, but for some reason I want The Social Network to win because it was lightning in a bottle, where the right people got together at just the right time and made a movie that can never be imitated.

The Kids Are Alright
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Almost sterotypiocal Indie Film™ (which means that Mark Ruffalo has to appear in it as a loveable slob). Performances were great (especially the kids), Bening was excellent and nuanced in her own flaky way. Moore was good, but it looked like the director spent all his time with Bening and Moore had to fend for herself. Good flick, glad I saw it, but it wasn't a Best Picture.
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I gotta agree about Black Swan. I saw that coming a minute into the film. I don't think Vincent Cassel is getting enough credit though. Or I'm just horny for him. Who knows. <wg>
 
Tisiphone said:
Ooooh...but I loved Vahalla Rising. Might be because I was slightly tripping when I watched it. Plus, you gotta love the Mads!!! ;)
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You know the look the little blond kid had on his face when he was sitting on the side of the hill partially hidden behind the rock while he looked down on all that weirdness going on down below? (What was that one guy doing to the other guy in the mud?) Well, I didn't have a mirror handy and I didn't videotape myself watching that movie but I have a feeling that very same look that kid had on his face then was on my face too. (Ewwww. WTF?)
 
^LoL...that dude was getting raped in the mud by the other guy. I even rewound it to make sure that's what I was seeing.
 
Tisiphone said:
^LoL...that dude was getting raped in the mud by the other guy. I even rewound it to make sure that's what I was seeing.
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(re: Valhalla Rising)

Okay - that is what I thought was happening but there just wasn't anyway I was going to replay that section to be sure.

I wonder what happened to the blond boy.

I wonder if there is a Valhalla Rising Part Two, The Return of the Blond Boy
or a prequel
Valhalla Rising: How One Eye Lost His Eye
 
Red Riding Hood

This is one of the movies that is getting mixed reviews. It isn't a blockbuster but I liked it.

The movie is good looking, lots of visual interest with scenery and costumes. All of the players are good looking without being stunningly beautiful and amazingly handsome. The cgi on the werewolf was very good. The pacing, while a little slow at times was not too slow.

This is a story that has certain elements that have to be present because this is a well known fairytale. Those elements were present. I thought they did a good job with those factors even though there were some retarded teenagers in the theater who did not know how to behave in public and laughed like idiots drugged out of their minds when the fairtale elements were presented.



I liked that the story was turned into a mystery - who in the village is the werewolf? The writers did a pretty good job with the suspense aspect of the mystery. They cheated a little in that all the clues needed to solve the mystery weren't there even though certain events in the story made more sense when the werewolf was revealed.

I also liked the love story.

So, I give this one an A- because it isn't a completely original story and because they cheated a little bit on the clues the audienced needed to solve the mystery. I'll watch it again when it comes out on DVD.
 
eloisel said:
Red Riding Hood

This is one of the movies that is getting mixed reviews. It isn't a blockbuster but I liked it.

The movie is good looking, lots of visual interest with scenery and costumes. All of the players are good looking without being stunningly beautiful and amazingly handsome. The cgi on the werewolf was very good. The pacing, while a little slow at times was not too slow.

This is a story that has certain elements that have to be present because this is a well known fairytale. Those elements were present. I thought they did a good job with those factors even though there were some retarded teenagers in the theater who did not know how to behave in public and laughed like idiots drugged out of their minds when the fairtale elements were presented.



I liked that the story was turned into a mystery - who in the village is the werewolf? The writers did a pretty good job with the suspense aspect of the mystery. They cheated a little in that all the clues needed to solve the mystery weren't there even though certain events in the story made more sense when the werewolf was revealed.

I also liked the love story.

So, I give this one an A- because it isn't a completely original story and because they cheated a little bit on the clues the audienced needed to solve the mystery. I'll watch it again when it comes out on DVD.
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Alas, it is no mystery as to who the aged skank in this shithole is. You are she who loves retarded rednecks that eat tobacco and spew it out AT you. Rightfully so, I might add.
 
Tisiphone said:
I gotta agree about Black Swan. I saw that coming a minute into the film. I don't think Vincent Cassel is getting enough credit though. Or I'm just horny for him. Who knows. <wg>
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The Social Network and Black Swan? Someone loves her JEWS.

Tell me, when you are sucking JEW pussy, do you rub the Star of David against your own pussy, or do you shove a candelabra up your asshole?
 
Clearly, SaintLucifer is fucking retarded. Hello? Are you tuned in to your surroundings and peoples' reactions to you at all?

No one here respects you. No one here cares about your opinion, on anything. And no, turning and kicking you in the throat isn't the same as responding to the content of your idiot bleatings. You're an empty-headed fucking sodomite, and the fact that we occasionally kick you in the teeth is not an indication of respect, let alone anything more. You have all the substance of tofu and are only half as interesting.

If you had even the most minimal amount of self respect, you'd have whored your manpussy out to your elder male family members and left this board entirely. The fact that you continue to post here, when no one at all finds you even minimally entertaining, is enduring proof that you are too mentally deficient to have earned even 1/100th of the sweet, sweet air you've stolen from worthy people during your pitiful existence.

There can be no doubt but that the one and only path to redemption for you is for you to throw yourself under the wheels of an oncoming train.

Do it.
 
The Saint said:
Clearly, SaintLucifer is fucking retarded. Hello? Are you tuned in to your surroundings and peoples' reactions to you at all?

No one here respects you. No one here cares about your opinion, on anything. And no, turning and kicking you in the throat isn't the same as responding to the content of your idiot bleatings. You're an empty-headed fucking sodomite, and the fact that we occasionally kick you in the teeth is not an indication of respect, let alone anything more. You have all the substance of tofu and are only half as interesting.

If you had even the most minimal amount of self respect, you'd have whored your manpussy out to your elder male family members and left this board entirely. The fact that you continue to post here, when no one at all finds you even minimally entertaining, is enduring proof that you are too mentally deficient to have earned even 1/100th of the sweet, sweet air you've stolen from worthy people during your pitiful existence.

There can be no doubt but that the one and only path to redemption for you is for you to throw yourself under the wheels of an oncoming train.

Do it.
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Oooh, someone's having a tantrum. Poor little girl. Don't worry, your mommy will cuddle you up to her fat breasts, and whisper into your ear to make you feel better. Shhhhhhhhhhhhh...
 
Mirah said:
Red Riding Hood is a fine movie. I give it a 9/10. No need to disect it. Just enjoy it.
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I am surprised they gave the female lead to a WHITE woman, and a blonde one at that. This fucking political-correctness is beginning to piss me off, especially when they make Odin a fucking NIGGER in the movie 'Thor'. Watch how many people refuse to see that movie on that fact alone. Fucking liberals are destroying our culture.
 
Just watched an unintentionally funny "documentary" called Paul is Really Dead, which purports to be recently revealed mystery tapes recorded by George Harrison prior to his death, that finally tell the truth about those Paul is Dead rumors. The movie is entertaining as hell if you like an in-depth, piece by piece analysis of every "clue" ever rumored to be a part of that whole thing. It goes further to state that John Lennon was secretly murdered by MI-5 after he threatened to reveal the secret after all those years, and George Harrison's attacker incident in 1999 was the same thing. The movie is narrated by the voice reportedly of Harrison himself on the tapes.

This movie was so entertaining I gotta give it 9/10 stars. Not because it was mindblowing, but because they took a ridiculous concept, a terrible fake Liverpudlian voice-over, and leftover drug-induced conspiracy theories and made quite an entertaining little film out of it. There is plenty of Beatle footage, and some you probably haven't seen. The only reason I don't give it a ten is because I didn't smoke a bowl before watching it. At any rate, if you're a fan of Beatles, sixties music, or conspiracy theories it's worth watching. I'm gonna show it to my kid because he heard about the rumor a few months ago and was asking about it. This movie goes into detail even I didn't know...


edit: almost forgot to mention the funniest part- the guy who starts the film, supposedly some journalist or studio head who "received" the tapes in the mail, looks exactly like every stoner you ever met who sat around pondering the implications of Paul being dead. Stereotyical pothead.
 
Seph said:
Battle for los angles, 7/10

enjoyable action flick.
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Did it show everyone cheering on the aliens as they blew away the NIGGERS? I would have awarded them medals for such actions. Same for the JEWS and 'SPICS.

Doesn't matter. Los Angeles is a shithole that needs to be destroyed anyway. I would gather the movie was made by people who wish the city dead.
 
If you want to see a "dead LA" movie, we'll need to take a look at "Escape from LA".

Snake Pliskin would have single-handedly stopped the invasion.

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Take me Home Tonight sucked balls. But it was better than the 3 minutes of Rango I sat in on.
If you are seriuosly bored and want to watch lame 80's references then have at it. Otherwise stay home and masturbate.
 
Battle of LA was kinda traumatising....i think i'm pretty much over action/blow em up's. With all teh natural disasters, wars & nuke threats, they just not that appealing anymoar

4/10
 
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