What game are you playing on a Nintendo console at the moment?

[CaptainWacky]

Have you met the old man who tells you to take your shirt off so he can "see your scars"?

It's a very sexy game.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Where the fuck is Korok Forest.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

west of death mountain, north of hyrule castle. if you go to the tower in that area, it's where the tower's view is obstructed

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I did see that old man and screenshoted him.


I'm playing Zelda on a Nintendo console rn.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Found it, can finally trade in those Korok seeds.

A lonely girl at a stable asked me to stay with her forever.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I literally saw that today and nearly posted it.

I really like how you can solve puzzles in many different ways. I also like just randomly running around exploring for hours.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Anyone got all 900 Korok seeds yet.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

one person did

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hear it lets you play as Hestu.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

the reward is a piece of poop

spoilers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Rock dressed up as Pikachu for his daughter.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BS9aDMiFDcp/

It's important news.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Rito children are so freakin' cute.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

but they mess with the canon though

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

also:

wonder boy owns
puyo puyo tetris owns
mario kart 8 dx owns

ty

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fuck canon lol.

Even when I get a Switch I'll refuse to buy MK8dx because I already own it okay.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

how can the rito exist

if they evolved from the zora after hyrule got flooded
but
botw takes place in ocarina of time hyrule, not new hyrule, because the temple of time is there
and also the zora are sitting right there

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Fuck canon lol.

Even when I get a Switch I'll refuse to buy MK8dx because I already own it okay.

you're the only one turns out

With more than 459,000 combined packaged and digital sales in the U.S. on launch day alone (April 28), Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for the Nintendo Switch system is the fastest-selling game in the long-running Mario Kart series. The previous record holder for the highest first-day sales in the franchise was Mario Kart Wii, with U.S. sales of approximately 433,900 when it launched in 2008. The solid sales numbers for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe equate to an attach rate of 45 percent – meaning nearly one in two Nintendo Switch owners in the U.S. purchased a copy of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on the first day it was available. To date, more than 2.7 million Nintendo Switch systems have been sold globally.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I am happy so many people will get to enjoy a brilliant game I have been enjoying for two years.

how can the rito exist

if they evolved from the zora after hyrule got flooded
but
botw takes place in ocarina of time hyrule, not new hyrule, because the temple of time is there
and also the zora are sitting right there

They're a different race of bird people who evolved independantly and happen to also be named Rito.