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What if Tomtrek showed up at your door at 1am, his hands dripping with blood?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Would you tell him to come back in the morning?
 
Is it my blood?
 
Is this based off of real life events?
 
Does he have any visible weapons?
 
What does his face look like? Fear? Apathy? What?
 
His face looks like he's just looked online for new Michelle Trachtenberg pics, but she's dressed up as a bear for some reason in them all.
 
I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD! I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD! sadfg
 
Would you tell him to come back in the morning?


I'd punch him in the ovaries!

Edit: This isn't the Badlands! Nevermind. *scampers off*
 
I'd hose him down then let him in.
 
There is too much confusion.
 
Tomtrek can't get no relief.
 
There aint no way out of here!
 
oh and re TOMTREK back from some bloody spree:
I'd say "dammit hurry up come in and close the door you're letting all the heat out!"

(because this is Canada and chances are good it would be freezing at most any time of the year and you didnt say a specific date).
 
I'd have to help him dispose of the bodies.
 
Fucking hell, turn on the news. Tomtrek's been spotting chokeslamming the staff of a BP station.
 
THOSE BASTARDS DESERVE IT!
 
I would call the police.
 
There's a mysterious bloodied handprint on my front door... but no Tomtrak.
 
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