What if you have a finite number of wanks?

[CaptainWacky]

What if we're all born with a certain number of wanks that our body can produce and we'll all eventually run out (unless we die first or don't wank much)? What would you do?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Charlotte posed this question once on Sex & the City, although she was talking about orgasms in general.

WACKY IS A CHARLOTTE! :shock:

 

[headvoid]

I like the wank version *thinks*

 

[whisky]

It could be like highlander, where if you kill someone you take their share of the wanks

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd have to kill a lot of people to live comfortably.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Just have sex with people. Or something.

 

[jack]

Women make 40,000 eggs plus or minus a few hundred before their ovaries become useless. They then get really hairy, and the ovaries descend out through that little hole in the bottom and become...

wait, that's not it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just have sex with people. Or something.

Laughter will be important in this wankless world, thanks.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I'm pretty sure I'd know by now if there were a finite number of wanks. According to my calculations I've had 36684 wanks to date, and there's no sign of stopping yet.

 

[CaptainWacky]

My testicles feel tired.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

NEED TESTICLE OIL

 

[Dr Dave]

Off to the porn shop with you.

 

[SaintLucifer]

I could wank all day, all year, for eternity as long as I have THIS to look at...

She is, of course, CANADIAN.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Off to the porn shop with you.

It burned down.

 

[Dr Dave]

You only have one in your town?

 

[SaintLucifer]

You only have one in your town?

He burned it down. He was pissed it was not a GAY porn shop. It actually showed heterosexual porn. So, he poured the gas, and lit the shop in protest. Then, he flew home to San Francisco to be with his main man.

 

[starguard]

I could wank all day, all year, for eternity as long as I have THIS to look at...

She is, of course, CANADIAN.

You must have to pay her a lot. :lol:

I hear Hookers are plentiful up there

 

[CaptainWacky]

You only have one in your town?

I'm banned from all the others. There was some...unpleasantness.

 

[Dr Dave]

That sucks.