What's new
Troll Kingdom

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

What if you have a finite number of wanks?

FBI parte due said:
They say we only have a set number of heartbeats before we inevitably die. It's a rule that holds true across everything from elephants to mice and shrews.

Wanking raises your heart-rate and brings you closer to death.
Click to expand...

Here's to us all wanking ourselves to death cheers.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top