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What Is This I Hear About Strippers?

I have posted...

I like the colour scheme.

And it is legit. Anyone a Samantha Sterlyng fan? Or am I right in guessing equating stripping with porn gets peoples' back up over there?

She *was* a stripper first, ya know.

Oh, I should note: I've never been in a strip club. Also, I have heard kiwi accents make US women quiver.

So... should I pop over to the States and visit a strip club?
 
^It's all in the way you word it...you can get away with it if you don't sound like a...um...well...troll-ish asshole.

Doesn't work so well...I know...haha!
 
BTW... who is this?

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I ask because she is among the most gorgeous things (I *know* you're not a thing) I've seen in some time.

Seriously.

Allo-allo?

Callan - trying to be nice and avoid sounding creepy but ultimately... sounding creepy.
 
God I'm a sucker for a beautiful woman.

But... there is something familiar. Who the *hell* does this girl remind me of?

ARGH!
 
Well, Tiff is spectacular.

Is she at all interested in coming to New Zealand, staying for a year and subsequentially travelling Europe with me?
 
Oh, she'd have to pay for her own ticket.

But I'll be glad to send pics of my lovely visage to confirm what a fantastic catch I am.

Seriously, I'm like... the *coolest* guy in the world. Not being self-deprecating either. I'm the friggin' shit! Ask Shatna!

It's kismet! Destiny! Serendipitous and fortuitous! Good gravy with a big ladle... it's... LOVE!
 
No.

Why does everyone keep asking me that? Christ, a year back I was polite enough to direct a skanky drunk teen to the bathrooms and she blurted "are you'th GAY or somethin' !!!11"

I think everyone who asks me is in denial about their own sexuality.
 
Callan said:
Oh, she'd have to pay for her own ticket.

But I'll be glad to send pics of my lovely visage to confirm what a fantastic catch I am.

Seriously, I'm like... the *coolest* guy in the world. Not being self-deprecating either. I'm the friggin' shit! Ask Shatna!

It's kismet! Destiny! Serendipitous and fortuitous! Good gravy with a big ladle... it's... LOVE!
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Tiff is mine... back off :slap:
 
I can only guess you're reading too much into the "lovely visage" crap.

Regrettably, I'm hetro. :(

Now, where is this lovely lass...
 
I dunno. I'm still suspicious that this is an insidious plot on Wacky's part to over-excite me. If I wanted to fuck with this board, I'd do something this, erm, wacky.

If this alleged Tiff character posted a pic of herself with a note saying StarMan ROCKS, then I'd be convinced.
 
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