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What Is This I Hear About Strippers?

I do not recall posting that.

I must've been under the influence of Satan and his space demons...

I LUV = STIPPERS.

Because of love Wacky. Until StarMan has been confirmed, I can only surmise this is a long overdue trickster...

**applauds**
 
Callan said:
Why do guys post on SW? Are you low down dirty pimps or somethin'?
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Funny you should ask...We are a band of brothers united in our quest to serve, protect and finance strippers. Our history is steeped in stripper mythology and a myriad of allegories...As far as most of us understand it...this is how it began. One night our Founder, The Shepherd, was walking alone in the forest as he does every night before bed. He had a vision from The Angel--the ghost of the Original Stripper in North America, we dare not mention her by name lest we are stricken down in our very polished boots--who taught him the true nature of Nature and she told him to go forth and establish a collective of strong and handsome men whose sole raison-d'etre is to worship strippers.

The next day The Shepherd, who had too much to drink, was arrested for shoving a $1 bill in a stripper's orifice. He was sent to state prison. While serving hard time there, he organized and mentored a group of ex-cons--hardened repeat criminals--you name the crime, they've committed it. Before he died of natural causes in prison, The Shepherd taught them the way of The Angel and about the true nature of Nature. This group of ex-cons became a collective known today as The Blue Consortium charged to carry out the mission of The Shepherd, to give 40% of their earnings to strippers, to disseminate the Knowledge and to prepare for the eventual return of The Angel.

They were instructed by The Shepherd to remain a strong collective when they get out of prison and pass on the Knowledge to other able-bodied, strong, handsome men. Today our ranks are swelling; we add new members everyday. We have our own Message Bored titled "The Blue Stripclub Junkies" which we use as a recruiting tool and to keep in touch as instructed by The Shepherd. Don't even dare to visit us on the web unless you're wearing a cup. The Message Bored is maintained by the Two Elders: Jay Zeno and FBR. We trust and follow them implicitly.

From time to time, The Shepherd appears in vision to the Two Elders to give instructions on new strategies of the Consortium, to steer the Consortium when we stray, and to reveal to us the names of corrupted Blues in our midst destined for elimination. Our creed is "to worship strippers, to serve them, to protect them, to give them 40% of our earnings, to respect them". We are The Blue Consortium. You will be assimilated...Resistance is futile!!!
 
bonjour from another stripper. These threads kinda fly too fast for me though. Haha, I don't devote enough time to my laptop I guess
 
tiff_7_17 said:
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Trekkies already love me.
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In your avatar, you look like somebody famous...just can't put my finger on it...
 
tiff_7_17 said:
trekster.jpg


Trekkies already love me.
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Wait I'm confused, is she doing that Vulcan thing in that pic ? LOL I thought it was some kind of lame Canadian gang sign !
 
keekeen said:
Funny you should ask...We are a band of brothers united in our quest to serve, protect and finance strippers. Our history is steeped in stripper mythology and a myriad of allegories...As far as most of us understand it...this is how it began. One night our Founder, The Shepherd, was walking alone in the forest as he does every night before bed. He had a vision from The Angel--the ghost of the Original Stripper in North America, we dare not mention her by name lest we are stricken down in our very polished boots--who taught him the true nature of Nature and she told him to go forth and establish a collective of strong and handsome men whose sole raison-d'etre is to worship strippers.

The next day The Shepherd, who had too much to drink, was arrested for shoving a $1 bill in a stripper's orifice. He was sent to state prison. While serving hard time there, he organized and mentored a group of ex-cons--hardened repeat criminals--you name the crime, they've committed it. Before he died of natural causes in prison, The Shepherd taught them the way of The Angel and about the true nature of Nature. This group of ex-cons became a collective known today as The Blue Consortium charged to carry out the mission of The Shepherd, to give 40% of their earnings to strippers, to disseminate the Knowledge and to prepare for the eventual return of The Angel.

They were instructed by The Shepherd to remain a strong collective when they get out of prison and pass on the Knowledge to other able-bodied, strong, handsome men. Today our ranks are swelling; we add new members everyday. We have our own Message Bored titled "The Blue Stripclub Junkies" which we use as a recruiting tool and to keep in touch as instructed by The Shepherd. Don't even dare to visit us on the web unless you're wearing a cup. The Message Bored is maintained by the Two Elders: Jay Zeno and FBR. We trust and follow them implicitly.

From time to time, The Shepherd appears in vision to the Two Elders to give instructions on new strategies of the Consortium, to steer the Consortium when we stray, and to reveal to us the names of corrupted Blues in our midst destined for elimination. Our creed is "to worship strippers, to serve them, to protect them, to give them 40% of our earnings, to respect them". We are The Blue Consortium. You will be assimilated...Resistance is futile!!!
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This was almost funny...who did you let type for you?
 
Many at TK are available for hire to supply wit.

We give reasonable rates and accept check, money order, your credit card and SSN numbers, or admin passwords.
 
Parallaxis said:
Wait I'm confused, is she doing that Vulcan thing in that pic ? LOL I thought it was some kind of lame Canadian gang sign !
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Hahaha, omgs that was actually funny.

As to the famous person thing?
The only two I ever get on a regular basis are Donna Prepon (that 70's show) or Hillary Duff (YUCK, when I have long blonde hair)
 
tiff_7_17 said:
Hahaha, omgs that was actually funny.

As to the famous person thing?
The only two I ever get on a regular basis are Donna Prepon (that 70's show) or Hillary Duff (YUCK, when I have long blonde hair)
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THAT'S IT! Laura Prepon! thankyew.
 
Nah, you look more like Natalie Maines in that pic....but she's a cunt, so you should try not to look like Natalie Maines.
 
I doubt very much he wrote it...

I don't recall him ever writing anything of that calibre over on SW. Actually he sounds really amateurish most of the time.

Bladev1 said:
This was almost funny...who did you let type for you?
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As it says in my profile, I'm a 'Cyberspace Special Forces Commander'!

I came over from SW with the intention of preventing you folks from being overrun by our ladies :devious:

However I ended-up hammering on Lucy because he's mean to the girls and a piss-poor rep for TO and the Great White North!!

Since we're all getting along so well, it seems my job is no longer needed...

So I'll just hang around and mess with whomever I feel like messin' with, whenever I feel like messing with 'em!

Oh... and of course I'll be flirting with all the ladies too :P

RuReddy said:
You are??

Okie Dokie...Have at it big guy!
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