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WHAT KILLS MAGGOTS?

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
cos if they're white little wormy things that climb up the side of garbage bins I've got lots of them!!!
UGH!!! I just went to put a bag of garbage in the bin and there were masses - um - MASSING around the rim of the lid!!!

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
 
will they die outside the garbage can?
 
I think clowns kill them.
 
They will probably die if you wash out your trash bin. Maybe just leave them on the ground to die a slow agonizing death. lol.
 
Get a spray bottle with bleach. It puts a real hurt on them. Then hose out the garbage can when theys dead.
 
Mmm, bleach or maybe some other kind of household cleaner would do.
 
clowns
 
I used to buy big bags of maggots for fresh water fishing. Used to lick them before putting them on the hook to get them moving. Completley freaks people out if they're not expecting it. :D
 
*faints*
you brat.
:D

off to get the bleach!! thnkx guys
 
if that doesnt work:

TEH CIRCUS IS IN TOWN
(it really is - saw an Oliphant last night!)

I CAN KIDNAP A CLOWN
 
Maggots make good fertilizer.. HOW DO I KNOW THIS? I have to hang fly bags around the animal pens, the kind that flies can get into but they can't get out of. They get filled with tons of flies and maggots. Actually I think all insects make good fertilizer.
 
The french might eat maggots, they eat snails afterall.
 
shoot! coulda sold them to that French restaurant!
(A lie. we dont have one)

anyway - they IS BLEACHED now!
I just stood back and drizzled bleached down the insides of the bin - and they can stay there until Tuesday, which is garbage collection. Then I'll clean out the bin.

UGH

MAGGOTS ARE GROSS.

ILL STICK TO MOO POO FOR MY GARDEN FERTILIZER
 
boil the kettle

very few living things can stand boiling hot water being poured on them
 
shoot. didnt even think of that. :(
better for the environment too.
bleach is so toxic. I knew I had that bottle down in the basement since I havent used it in six years.
I'll remember for next time [- which I hope never happens]
 
The maggots were attracted to something, Anything that rots. Organic.

You have to clean and scrub and then they won't come back.

Oh, and if you deep fry them, they make a crunchy and nutritious topping to salad.
 
never having any of your salads


!!!
 
This was a trick question, correct?
 
Maggots are like kryptonite to my wife
 
Did you really see an oliphaunt?
 
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