What the Hell Happened to BDM???

[Laker_Girl]

Where's he been? What's he doing? Does he still love me?

I will ask these and more questions every single day until he answers!

YES! I will!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's cyber dating Sadi now.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

LMAO

 

[Cassie]

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[Gagh]

He was eaten by Chinamen.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's looking for a good movie.

 

[Laker_Girl]

^Sounds about right.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Staring at my DVD Aficionado page turned him all-ghey, so he's in therapy with Lindsay Lohan and Isaiah Washington.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Not unsuprising, he's always leaned that way (Laker_Girl notwithstanding).

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I MADE BDM'S PEETER TEETER ON THE JERSEY SIDE WOOTAGE!!!!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Hey, credit where credit is due... Eggs could turn a NFL quarterback to the "dark" side in one night, provided he had all of the appropriate equipment.

*note: dark was written in italics because we all know that it isn't really "dark" at all, it's as flashy and gaudy as... well, as a drag show.

 

[CaptainWacky]

ONE NIGHT IN HEAVEN

 

[Ishcabittle]

one... cingular sensation, everylittlestephemakes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

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[DarthSikle]

sorry. I keep forgetting to log into that account.

 

[Gagh]

DS KILLED HIM TO GAIN ENTRY TO THE HIDDEN FORUM!!!!

 

[Laker_Girl]

^LMAO!! WE HAVE A WINNERRRRRRR!

I found out what happened to BDM. It's all very sordid and complicated, I will be writing a book about it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He took about two months to reply to my Keira Knightley Foot Pics thread a while ago.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Maybe Keira's feet is what happened to him?

 

[CaptainWacky]

They were made for walking.