What would you do if you were Batman?

[CaptainWacky]

Fight crime, play Mario Kart with Robin, or just kind of sway back and forth in front of sexy ladies trying to use your "bat charm" to get them into bed?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'd fight crime, and once Robin turned 18 I'd make him my bitch.

 

[Cassie]

I'd drive around the city looking all emo in my batmobile, occasionally picking up hookers, who I'd take back to my lair and try to rehabilitate them with my batcock.

 

[Gagh]

I'd just dance. So many different styles. Dancing. Like mad.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

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[CaptainWacky]

I'd fight crime, and once Robin turned 18 I'd make him my bitch.

That's what I meant by "Mario Kart"!

 

[Gagh]

Meanwhile, in Robin news.

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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HOLY HOLE IN THE DONUT LOL

HOLY SHRINKAGE LOL

HOLY SUBLIMINAL LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOLY JESUS ON THE CROSS

 

[Gagh]

Holy fruit salad, people!

 

[Cassie]

HOLY DONGS UNDER MY BED.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I'd avenge my parents' death by beating up people who had nothing to do with their murder.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then it turns out his dad is still alive and a criminal mastermind or something.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

ZOMG Richard O'Sullivan as Thomas Wayne a/k/a Black Mask??

 

[CaptainWacky]

ys

 

[whisky]

Wasnt he just pretending to be Thomas Wayne though?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The story has been rebooted so many times inthe last 20 years, his father could be Mr. Myxlplyk by now.

 

[whisky]

I was just reading wiki on it, seems very convoluted.

Apparently Thomas Wayne was the first Batman, at least in the silver age comics.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yeah, they threw that in for a while but it got forgotten with time.

 

[Kitty]

Id open a bat petting zoo.