Whats the last thing you remember?

[jack]

Quickly now, no cheating

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Diana Ross being plowed up the ass and you buying shit 'cuz you can't sleep.

 

[Mentalist]

Reading about Diana Ross being plowed up the ass and you buying shit 'cuz you can't sleep.

 

[Cloudy]

the break-up of the soviet republic

 

[Blindgroping]

The Last thing? Or the First thing?
Last, reading this post.
First- Dark, cramped, moist.

 

[Sendell]

Smap

 

[CaptainWacky]

Thinking that i want to fuck Emma Watson.

 

[Loktar]

Gagh and Jethro dancing naked

 

[Mentalist]

Reading about Gagh and Jethro dancing naked and trying to stop the image appearing in my head.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Having the jarring image of Gagh and Jethro dancing naked obliterate the images of my fantasy GQ Daniel Radcliffe magazine spread.

 

[Mentalist]

Thinking about Daniel Radcliffe which made me think immediatley of Emma Watson again and being content with the world for just a flicker of a moment.

 

[Loktar]

Thinking of an orgy with Gagh, Jethro, Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe, and Mary Jane watson.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Wondering if Rupert Grint made lots of loud farts on the set of HP4.

 

[Loktar]

Wondering what Jar Jar Binks and Padme's baby would look like.

 

[Jethro]

The last time I fucked Emma Watson

 

[johnford]

The last time I rolled around nude in the snow!

 

[Loktar]

Is this penis enlargement cream, toothpaste, or superglue?

 

[Enkephalen]

I was going down the stairs, I'm sure I had my hand on the bannister. I heard a sound and turned around and looked up at the door to the stairwell as it was flung open. There was this guy in rumpled clothing and a tattered rain slicker standing there looking confused and dripping wet. I lost my footing and I think when I fell I hit my head. Everything went black. When I came too, I was here posting. This is all very odd.

 

[Enkephalen]

And then, slowly, I remember doing some posting in the thread "and less than 48000", but Mentalist kept posting around me in a blur. Very strange.

 

[johnford]

Yeah,well,he's spamming for a good cause!