When my daughter was little, she made perfect tea parties.

[Cassie]

I like vaginae but I don't want to crawl back up in one.

 

[jack]

I was extrapolating on Wacky's idea. I waxed a bit enthusiastic.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It would be your own mother's vagina, mind...

 

[Cassie]

Yeah... no thanks, lol. MY MOM'S NICE AND EVERYTHING BUT I'M NOT HOT FOR HER VAJAYJAY.

 

[Dershocka]

ZOMG WHAT IF SHE'S DEAD BY THEN?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Time would be moving backwards so she'd have come back to life. Keep up!

 

[Douche Pukehole]

I painted cats and left snakes in people's mailboxes when I was a kid.

I was a weird kid...