I usually don't have the heart to wake my cat...things are so PEACEFUL when he's asleep.
Yes Loktar, you PWN me so much by constantly throwing in mom jokes like it's still 1993
You DO realise that those pics posted on Jack's board without my knowledge or consent were at LEAST 10 years out of date, right?
She doesn't look exactly like that any more...
Considering you're a virgin, how would you know?
Your dick is small enough to fit into someone's EAR?