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When you pick up a sleeping cat

Weevil

Weevil

RIP Bro
The underbelly is so warm. If 2 cats sleep on each other, will they set their fur on fire? Or does it get even hotter? Is there a bright nuclear light?
 
I am sure everyone has tried to force thier cat to fall asleep on them just to stay warm.
Although in the last days of my cats life she was sleeping on a heating pad, this place is cold!
Two pussies on top of each other is pretty hot.
 
Warm and fluffy too...y does their fur stay so fluffy...like rabbits.
And how teh fuck do tehy keep thar white parts so white?
 
they keep themselves clean at the expense of ur humble abode.
 
I usually don't have the heart to wake my cat...things are so PEACEFUL when he's asleep.
 
Yes Loktar, you PWN me so much by constantly throwing in mom jokes like it's still 1993 :rolleyes:
 
The Dork Lord said:
Yes Loktar, you PWN me so much by constantly throwing in mom jokes like it's still 1993 :rolleyes:
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Who said I was trying to PWN you? your mom is hawt.

*faps to a sticky naked pic of DL's mom*
 
You DO realise that those pics posted on Jack's board without my knowledge or consent were at LEAST 10 years out of date, right?

She doesn't look exactly like that any more...
 
The Dork Lord said:
You DO realise that those pics posted on Jack's board without my knowledge or consent were at LEAST 10 years out of date, right?

She doesn't look exactly like that any more...
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Indeed. She looks even hawter today.

Now be a good boy and pick up some milk on the way home. Boning your mom is thirsty work.
 
Considering you're a virgin, how would you know?
 
Your dick is small enough to fit into someone's EAR?
 
Your massive q-tip sized cock?

Impressive.
 
Could be worse, I could have thrown my back out trying to suck it.
 
LOLOLOLOLOL!
 
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