Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[whisky]

Well that's good, not her dad being dead, but not being Cuba Goodins Jr.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Volpone]

George Lucas based JarJar Binks on Roger Rabbit.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[whisky]

I came very close to singing at karaoke last night, fortunately the person who went before me was so bad they turned the equipment off straight after and packed it away.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You should have stood on your chair and sung anyway. Preferably that Chumbawumba song.

 

[Volpone]

If I were ever a pro wrestler, that would be my play-on music.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

It sucks when your mind is just wandering and a magnificent troll pops into your head, but it is very specific so you either have to wait for the right chance to use it--which could never come again--or you have to necro a dead thread--at which point it is obvious that you're just trolling.

 

[whisky]

Had a colonoscopy today, not fun, but at least nothing bad found.

Old man problems.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if the found you had a second colon up there.

 

[Loktar]

If they had to take part of your colon out would it then be a semicolon?

 

[jack]

 

[jack]

 

[whisky]

There was a bunch of ants in the kitchen, I think I killed them, but I keep feeling like I am being bitten.

Avenge me.

 

[Volpone]

As I ponder many things, I think of Robert Vaughn's character in "The Magnificent Seven" and Doc's epitaph to Johnny Ringo: "Poor soul, he was just too high-strung," and come to how it is OK to be scared, but if the plan is sound, the key is to go ahead anyway--even if you're scared.

I was feeling pretty smug and wise for distilling this Great Truth--until I realized it is literally the ending of "The Wizard of Oz."

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Mirah]

There was a bunch of ants in the kitchen, I think I killed them, but I keep feeling like I am being bitten.

Avenge me.

Sugar ants?

I was dealing with carpenter ants over the winter. Most of them are gone now.