Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

Burned off some fallen tree branches a bit ago but forgot the hot dogs. Next time, maybe, plenty more fuel where those came from.

When you buy your first house, you get a fire pit so you can have friends over and sit around the fire and socialize; maybe make s'mores or something. You figure you can burn some of the brush from trees and buy firewood for the rest. Once you own a house you realize all you ever use the fire pit for is burning brush.

 

[Falconfire]

When you buy your first house, you get a fire pit so you can have friends over and sit around the fire and socialize; maybe make s'mores or something. You figure you can burn some of the brush from trees and buy firewood for the rest. Once you own a house you realize all you ever use the fire pit for is burning brush.

Lol or like me you move to the middle of the fucking desert and cant use it because there are red flag warning most of the year from lack of rain....

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

"Reservation scalping" doesn't mean what I thought it meant.

Restaurateur says 'fighting for our lives' against reservation scalping trend

Reselling dining reservations on third-party marketplaces is now illegal in New York. Other states are weighing similar laws that are geared towards helping the restaurant industry.

www.foxbusiness.com

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I think I'm reasonably bombed now. Only 3.5 beers in, but they're 9.5% and I've had some weed as well. I should probably chop my hair off. What could go wrong?

 

[Volpone]

My friend/roommate from college, who has hired me as a contractor, is in New York right now, looking at colleges with his teenage daughter. Posted a pic to Facebook from the airplane and it took every ounce of my self-control to not say something along the lines of "Lucky! I never wind up getting a seat next to a hot blonde chick on flights."

 

[Dr Dave]