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Are you a millionaire now?
 
I won 21 pounds
 
Finding out my current FICO score has tempted me to look for a medium to brag about my almost-greatness. Seriously, though, it's like a monkey's-paw curse. High 130s is good, but on the low end for Mensa. Most girls are happy with a 6" dick, but the ones that aren't want 8-9". I am NOT a "high net worth individual." Gettin' there, but no idea when I actually will. Oh, and 810.
 
Well, too late to delete that. Oh well. On a different note, what do you think the porcelain/porcelain enameled iron cutoff is? My pedestal sink and toilet are both 100% ceramic, but the tub is metal with a ceramic shell. I'm thinking about 1/2 a tub. You get bigger than 1/2 a tub and it makes sense to cast it in iron and enamel it with porcelain.
 
Why is a replacement seat for a 10 year old lawn mower $350? IT'S JUST A SEAT.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
The closest we got was when he played 88 Keys in Dick Tracy... which I suddenly feel like watching again...
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Okay I re-watched Dick Tracy and enjoyed the visuals.
Something I found funny was Dick Tracy's expressionless face. I didn't think Botox existed back then.
 
There's, like, a puzzle where (and I'm making up the details) you've got 4 guards and 3 prisoners and 2 boats and you need to get all the prisoners across a river but you can never have less than 2 guards for every prisoner and the boats will only hold 3 people and you need to work out the logistics. That is a little like what going to bed is like.

Lately I pretty consistently forget to charge my phone. But that's OK because I also have to get all the animals inside. The Cat is the big worry. There are things out there that can kill him and he can't make enough noise to let me know he wants to come in, so I've just got to check from time to time and hope he comes in. The Dog knows to bark when she wants to come in. So. The Cat is Out. I want to go to sleep. I forgot to charge the phone. Plug the phone in. Shut off lights. Go to check on The Cat. Dog wants to go Out. So I thow a collar on her--and then grab the collar because, as I suspected, her wanting to go Out and The Cat wanting to come In are related--and if The Dog goes Out, The Cat will decide he wants to stay Out. So I've got The Cat in. I'm ready for bed. But The Dog is still Out. Oh, she's also bigger and doesn't just jump over the fence, so I have more control over her. So yeah. Just another Tuesday night at the asylum. This is why I drink too much.
 
I bought a fancy rice cooker slash crock pot the last time I moved. That was 3 years ago and it's still in the box.

I buy those Ben's 90 Second Flavored Rice packets.
 
Indeed. 1 measure of rice, 2 measures of water, some salt, heat to boiling, lower to simmer, cover and wait 15 or 45 minutes--depending on if it is white rice or brown rice. I guess if you're enough of a rice aficionado that you need light and flaky rice for with fish and sticky rice for...also with (sushi) fish, maybe you need a specialized tool. But otherwise... That said they also sell precooked bacon so yeah, maybe we're further along on Idiocracy than we hoped.
 
Got some second hand Lego, but it smells too much of someone else's house, that indefinable thing you just can't put your finger on, but know it's there.
 
It's sad, how much of my life it took me to understand ramen. I mean, until I was 19 or 20 I didn't even know about ramen. And it took until a year or so ago to realize ramen is like oatmeal--or Starbuck's coffee: It's just a medium for all the shit you put in it.

Doing no meat for Lent so I'm trying fish variations I only do once a year. Tinned, smoked kippers. Turns out they're actually fairly tasty at the bottom of a pot of ramen (along with onions, tomatoes, chives, an egg, cheese, butter, more cheese, Sriracha, and I forget what else). Sardines were edible but nothing to write home about. I would actually consider voluntarily having kipper ramen on a regular basis.
 
My bestie is smoking a turkey on his Weber kettle today and shoved a couple of lemon halves under the breast skin. So far so good.

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