Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Mirah]

Actually, I realized I'd forgotten how to count change: "$2.50. Out of $10... $3 (hands back 2 quarters), 4, 5 (hands back 2 dollars), and $5 is $10." (hands back a $5). The last time I did that to someone they were like "what the hell was that?"

I love counting back change to people and the order crowd loves it too.
I hate my new system where the amount leaves the screen and then it promptly displays the proper change to give-and I lose my place. I try not to look at the screen because I hate doing change that way.

 

[Mirah]

LET'S START CLAPPING INSTEAD OF LETTING HER FINISH WOOOOOO.

She has a beautiful voice!

 

[Volpone]

Skynet software upgrades are as bad as human software upgrades. John Connor has to teach the second Ahnuld Terminator slang and vernacular while the first Ahnuld Terminator knew to say "Fuck you, asshole" when someone was banging on his door.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I have shoved an earring in my ear for the first time in a handful of years. It's like it's 1984 all over again.