Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Yeah, cast iron is the shit. I have a handful that I got at a flea market back in the early 90s and they were in kind of ratty shape so I sandblasted them and reseasoned them slowly. Still using them today. Even heat distribution, non-stick, not much in the way of cleanup. I only recently figured out that two of them hook together, sort of, so one forms a lid and it becomes a Dutch oven that way as well. Neat concept.

 

[Volpone]

There's increasingly... If AT&T called me up today and said "we can install a land-line at your house for $26.50 a month," I'd chuck my smart phone and stick a Yellow Pages and a stack of maps under the passenger seat of my car and try to live like the cavemen.

I've already got the most simple, basic, primal smart phone, the Unihertz Jellypro. It is literally smaller than a business card. Not thinner, but the x/y dimensions, you can lay a business card on it and easily cover it.

And even that is too integrated and annoying. When the battery is low a circle: "O" lights up red. When it is dangerously low, it blinks. When it is fullly charged, it is green. Today I came to my laptop and it was flashing white. Now it used to do this, but I thought I disabled all these alerts. But all of a sudden at least one is back. And I can't figure out what triggered it or how to turn it off. So yeah. Fuck it. Just go around happy and obilvious and free. "WHERE WHERE YOU?! I WAS TRYING TO REACH YOU!!" Yeah. Sorry dude. I was out. Doing things. I'll check the answering machine when I get home and maybe call you back.

So alluring.

 

[Volpone]

It's lucky for the dirty Japs that Oppenheimer was fucking around with fairly boring uranium instead of getting into really kinky shit with Mentos and Diet Coke.