Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Mirah]

It totally was.


I hate everything right now.


Also, I can't believe it is still just Monday. I did sooo many things today. My friend said something about chatting tomorrow on Tuesday and I said, "What? Isn't today Tuesday?"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hitler's birthday celebration?

 

[Loktar]

No tacos for me. I'm having a weed gummy and hot pockets when I get home from work.

 

[Mirah]

And you won't get sick this time, I'm sure.

 

[Loktar]

And you won't get sick this time, I'm sure.

Well if I do, I'm at home this time and don't have to drive people home from a cigar shop. Should kick in about 30 minutes from now.

 

[Mirah]

Lucky you

 

[Mirah]

I managed to make it home safely today without hitting any deer! There were plenty out there. And I recalled this morning that I had gotten in an accident one 4-20 many years ago. I had smoked only a little on that day and that is not the reason for the accident. Someone was speeding and hit the front part of my car. I was very lucky. My car, not so much.

 

[Loktar]

Lucky you

Yeah, Black Lightning, Supergirl and American Dad seemed extra weird and trippy high. I got a little scared at one point because my heart was racing and my chest was hot, but then by 10pm I was so sleepy, took a big shit and went to bed.

 

[Mirah]

I just learned how to read last night.

Does the UK have boxes of klenex? Facial Tissues?
i go to the store and buy a box of tissue, every time I choose the 3 ply, I get it home and I curse the 3 ply tissue saying, "What a waste! I don't need an extra piece of tissue to blow my nose on!" This has probably been going on for a year or more or maybe just 6 months, I don't know.
FINALLY
FINALLY
Last night I went to the store, got some tissue but then paused and looked at the box, and then looked down the aisle to see if there was any 2 play tissue AND THERE WAS!

 

[Loktar]

I just learned how to read last night.

Does the UK have boxes of klenex? Facial Tissues?
i go to the store and buy a box of tissue, every time I choose the 3 ply, I get it home and I curse the 3 ply tissue saying, "What a waste! I don't need an extra piece of tissue to blow my nose on!" This has probably been going on for a year or more or maybe just 6 months, I don't know.
FINALLY
FINALLY
Last night I went to the store, got some tissue but then paused and looked at the box, and then looked down the aisle to see if there was any 2 play tissue AND THERE WAS!

You need that extra ply when you wipe your ass though. I've been a cheap bastard and buying the 1 ply toilet paper until last week when I finally bought the 2 ply. I wonder, do they even make 3 ply toilet paper?

 

[Mirah]

I was not talking about TP.

 

[jack]

TP for your bunghole?

 

[Loktar]

I was not talking about TP.

I know. I was trying to relate your story to my similar experience with TP.

 

[whisky]

Tissues aren't just for blowing your nose.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They're for wiping your cats eyes too.

 

[Mirah]

I do that also. And her nose as well.

 

[whisky]

So has Noel Clark being taking the Micky?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's a serial sex-abuser cuntnose if that's what you mean.

Barrowman must be pretty nervous right now.

 

[whisky]

Barrowman openly talked about waking any actor who fell asleep on Torchwood by slapping them on the face with his cock, I don't think he has any secrets.