Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Comic Book Guy origin story?


Zombie Hunter
As I increasingly use reading glasses, I can never decide, when I inevitably want to take them off, if I should do it like Hitler, finding out that Steiner ISN'T coming, or Atticus Finch, getting ready to shoot a rabid dog. Or...no, never mind. Kirk is putting them on in TWoK.


Pinata Whacker
I would implore everyone, everywhere. If you have to die on a toilet, please write a popular song about hound dogs before that happens.

I'd rather someone write a funny song about me.