Volpone
Zombie Hunter
And some people are pricks. *rimshot*
Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?
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The Question
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If only Freddie were still around, he'd give him some.
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than have a venous phlebotomy.
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
lmao, three of the beers in this variety pack are called Voodoo Vice. Check it out, it's fucking Don Johnson on the can.
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
MANSON FAMILY VALUES should be a Wheel of Fortune "Before and After" puzzle.
Also, they should do a week where Pat and Vanna switch wigs.
Also, they should do a week where Pat and Vanna switch wigs.
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StarMan™
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My mother just binge-watched Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story on Netflix. The show flashed back and forward between a younger and older Queen Charlotte. Well, my mother didn't realize until the last 5 minutes of the final episode! The entire time, she thought there were two Queen Charlottes. She said, "I wondered how they could both be Queen of England at the same time and how odd it was they had the same name!"
OMFG
OMFG
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
But imagine if she'd been right and the twist was there were two of them and they meet at the end!
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
IT'S THE JANEWAY PRINCIPLE!
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
I just watched that Star Trek episode where Kirk and Spock beam down to the planet for the criminally insane and find out it has been taken over and they're trapped. No, not that one, the other one. With Captain/Lord Garth. And only just realized how much of it they ripped off for Star Trek: VI.
Kirk and one of the other Big Three are trapped on an inhospitable planet full of alien criminals while the Enterprise is powerless because there's a screen that prevents beaming. There's a shapeshifter trying to trick them by posing as Kirk while they fight. Someone shoots the shapeshifter Kirk and there's a hot female alien named Marta/Martia.
Kirk and one of the other Big Three are trapped on an inhospitable planet full of alien criminals while the Enterprise is powerless because there's a screen that prevents beaming. There's a shapeshifter trying to trick them by posing as Kirk while they fight. Someone shoots the shapeshifter Kirk and there's a hot female alien named Marta/Martia.
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
I am REALLY superstitious about spiking the ball before the game is over. I've got a troll I want to run, but in the event that things blow up in my face, I'm holding off. I mean, I could just lie about everything and there'd be no way for anyone to check it, but since it would actually be true, it would bother me if my plan backfired--even if I could still pretend I was successful to my troll-ees.
On a related note, anyone who talks about good sportsmanship or being in a fair fight has never been in a gunfight or a war. Von Clausewitz argues for at least 2:1 odds and the Marine Corps likes 3:1 odds. The time my house got broken into, going after guns, the attic ladder was down, and they'd missed the PPK/S in the desk drawer, I went up the ladder intending to empty the clip into anything I might find up there, because they were armed with potentially a .45 or a .357 and I'm not fucking around with "FREEZE! DROP THE GUN!" when I've got a piddly .380 with a 7 shot clip.
On a related note, anyone who talks about good sportsmanship or being in a fair fight has never been in a gunfight or a war. Von Clausewitz argues for at least 2:1 odds and the Marine Corps likes 3:1 odds. The time my house got broken into, going after guns, the attic ladder was down, and they'd missed the PPK/S in the desk drawer, I went up the ladder intending to empty the clip into anything I might find up there, because they were armed with potentially a .45 or a .357 and I'm not fucking around with "FREEZE! DROP THE GUN!" when I've got a piddly .380 with a 7 shot clip.
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
I've been getting back into Boston Legal recently. A few clips shall ensue.
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Sportsmanship is for baseball.
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All the more reason to cheat everywhere else.
"Cheaters never prosper" is something cheaters started spreading around in order to keep everybody else from leveling the playing field against the cheaters by cheating just like they do.