Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[The Question]

Giant ice dick off Dildo, Newfoundland in Conception Bay.

Not a subtle bit of trolling, O Universe, but certainly sublime...

 

[The Question]

Arnold Dorsey. He could have just been known by his birth name... Arnold Dorsey. How fucking high did he have to get to choose 'Engelbert Humperdinck'?

 

[Volpone]

In Louisville, the streets, "Penile" and "Manslick" intersect. 12 year old me wants to own the house that is at the intersection of Penile and Manslick.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[whisky]

Amazon man threw my parcels over a neighbours fence then marked down he had handed them to resident, what a douche.

 

[Volpone]

"Amazon man" sounds like an oxymoron (no pun intended), which gets me thinking they should have all-female delivery drivers. Big, athletic females. Which gets me wondering how they even picked the name. It started as an online bookseller, IIRC. Named for the mythological women? The river? So it would be ahead of B.Dalton and Barnes & Noble in the Yellow Pages?

 

[Loktar]

"Amazon man" sounds like an oxymoron (no pun intended), which gets me thinking they should have all-female delivery drivers. Big, athletic females. Which gets me wondering how they even picked the name. It started as an online bookseller, IIRC. Named for the mythological women? The river? So it would be ahead of B.Dalton and Barnes & Noble in the Yellow Pages?

Amazon.com | History & Facts

Amazon.com, online retailer, manufacturer of electronic book readers, and Web services provider that became the iconic example of electronic commerce. Its headquarters are in Seattle, Washington. Amazon.com is a vast Internet-based enterprise that sells books, music, movies, housewares...

www.britannica.com

 

[Synaesthesia]

"Amazon man" sounds like an oxymoron (no pun intended), which gets me thinking they should have all-female delivery drivers. Big, athletic females. Which gets me wondering how they even picked the name. It started as an online bookseller, IIRC. Named for the mythological women? The river? So it would be ahead of B.Dalton and Barnes & Noble in the Yellow Pages?

My ups driver at work is one of those. I'd have no trouble unpacking her box.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Anyone got a couple hundred million bucks lying around?

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[The Question]

Anyone got a couple hundred million bucks lying around?

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If only I hadn't bought a dozen eggs and filled the gas tank...

 

[The Question]

I don't usually go in for 'remastered' songs, but...

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[The Question]

Every time I hear or read, "Chicagoland" I think of a shitty, dilapidated theme park overrun with feral dogs.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[The Question]

To quote W.C. Fields: "I never drink water; fish fuck in it."

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[The Question]

"Fourmidables"... ugh. That's just unfourgivable.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

LepreCon happens in Ireland. LeperCon happens on the island of Molokai.